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JohnnyChicagoThe2nd
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My pronouns are fuck/you.

Follow me and repost.

Trump likes to fuck underage girls.

ICE agents are all assholes.

The truth is being raped by Trump.

This country is dying because of "Christian" nationalism.

Beware the 'cross and flag' wolves!
Please someone tell me it's ok in this one instance so I can SLAP A BITCH???

FUUUUUUUUU
Reporter: Renee Good was shot in the head and killed by an ICE Agent.

Leavitt: Why was she killed?

Reporter: Because an ICE agent acted recklessly and killed her unjustifiably

Leavitt: You’re a left-wing hack. You’re not a reporter.
January 15, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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Being a good Christian must be measured in deeds, not symbols.
January 15, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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they can shoot people in the street without consequence but god forbid anyone be rude to them
"ICE AGENTS VERBALLY ASSAULTED AT MN RESTAURANT"
January 15, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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[confused at a party]

Yeah I guess I’ve seen hamnet
January 15, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Now cross out the word "Putin" and replace it with the word "That Asshole Trump" and the video still works.

Same pieces of shit, different birthplaces.
January 15, 2026 at 8:28 AM
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Homeland Security has turned into a weapon of political revenge.

ICE has murdered a US citizen.
ICE has kneeled on a US citizen elderly man & broken his ribs.
ICE has shot out the eye of a young protesting US citizen.
January 15, 2026 at 8:04 AM
January 15, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Look at this fucking asshole.

I hope he has a broken back.

I hope he suffers all the way to the hospital.

I hope he has to sit in painful traction for weeks and finds out he's partially paralyzed for life.

I hope he gets fired and loses everything.

I hope he dies alone.

Fuck him. Fuck ICE.

🖕🏼
January 15, 2026 at 8:13 AM
He was an immigrant.
He spoke like a socialist.
He said "love your neighbor" and "give to the poor."
Leaders decided privately to arrest him.
When he was set to have a trial the leaders asked the people to either let him go or one of their citizens.
They chose their own.
So, he got what he deserved?
January 14, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Both Chicago.

One is a legend.

One is shaping up to be.

GO BEARS!

🏈🏈🏈
January 14, 2026 at 11:37 PM
The poor know the truth.
January 14, 2026 at 9:20 AM
January 14, 2026 at 9:19 AM
This demented dying cancerous syphilitic thing is a sitting president.

And some people still support him.

When he dies we rejoice.

I know I will!
January 14, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Fat J.D. Vance where he belongs:

Licking urine off the floor in the dirtiest men's bathroom in the world.

It's too bad it isn't true, but one can dream.

To think when Donnie Teenbanger dies this piece of filth becomes a president.

What's worse?
January 14, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Just in case you didn't know...

R.I.P. and now the 2nd Holocaust claims it's victims to start all over again.

Fuck Trump and his fascist regime.

We all must fight more!

R.I.P.
January 14, 2026 at 9:10 AM
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I mean….
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Trump's distracting bullshit has made the Earth so hot it cracked the Sun open like an egg, and liquid hot magma flows into outer space and envelops the planet whole in moments when it gets here.

This is what happens when you fuck children and the entire world then finds out you're a pedophile.
January 13, 2026 at 9:35 AM
January 13, 2026 at 7:32 AM
"If you have a windmill anywhere near your house, congratulations, your house just went down 75 percent in value. And they say the noise causes cancer."

- Trump, April 2, 2019
January 13, 2026 at 7:25 AM
I'm wondering who in Greenland kissed Dementia Donnie's syphilitic dying ass to then turn around and offer bribes to every citizen there?

This guy is yelling at clouds...

Looney tune.
January 13, 2026 at 7:18 AM
January 13, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Oh, the Chinese. They're so gullible with their multiple "fell for it again" awards.

There's hope, though!

Just give Donnie Teenbanger shiny things and his own custom award for something and he will give you trillions of dollars JUST LIKE ISRAEL!

Where will the money come from?

American workers!
January 13, 2026 at 7:13 AM
This is Dementia Donnie when he is asked if he meant what he said at 2:47am just days earlier in a 15-paragraph rant on Truth Social:
January 13, 2026 at 7:08 AM