Johnnie Darko 🗡🥀
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🏹Creole Katniss Everdeen 🏹
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A LOT of y'all didn't read (or understand) The Hunger Games and it shows.
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We’ve entered the Hunger Games phase.
Kristi Noem has been working with the producer of “Duck Dynasty” to pitch a reality TV show—titled “The American”—where immigrants will compete in a string of challenges across the country “for the honor of fast-tracking their way to U.S. citizenship,” according to a new report.
Noem Plots Reality Show Where Migrants Fight for Citizenship
A Homeland Security official told the Daily Beast that the show is in the early stages of vetting, though approval has not been given—or denied.
www.thedailybeast.com
May 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
We’ve entered the Hunger Games phase.
Best place to get pictures printed? I've gotten some done at Walgreens, but I'd like a better quality if possible.
May 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Best place to get pictures printed? I've gotten some done at Walgreens, but I'd like a better quality if possible.
I hate when a song reminds you of someone who doesn't deserve to be remembered.
*turns up volume*
*turns up volume*
May 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I hate when a song reminds you of someone who doesn't deserve to be remembered.
*turns up volume*
*turns up volume*
Them kids not having fun because they not dancing hard enough.
May 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Them kids not having fun because they not dancing hard enough.
Gotta do laundry. Voice message me, PLEASE!
May 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Gotta do laundry. Voice message me, PLEASE!
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THIS JOKE IS THE BEST JOKE TO HAVE EVER JOKED, OUT OF ALL THE JOKES THAT HAVE PREVIOUSLY, PRESENTLY, OR WILL POTENTIALLY SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE, JOKE!!!!!!!
them: why did you pick the lock
chef: gnocchi
chef: gnocchi
May 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
THIS JOKE IS THE BEST JOKE TO HAVE EVER JOKED, OUT OF ALL THE JOKES THAT HAVE PREVIOUSLY, PRESENTLY, OR WILL POTENTIALLY SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE, JOKE!!!!!!!
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Puggles!!!!!
April 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Puggles!!!!!
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idk who needs to hear this but…
you can support the library AND indie bookstores.
you can support indie authors AND traditionally published authors.
you can support big creators AND little creators.
you can support the library AND indie bookstores.
you can support indie authors AND traditionally published authors.
you can support big creators AND little creators.
April 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
idk who needs to hear this but…
you can support the library AND indie bookstores.
you can support indie authors AND traditionally published authors.
you can support big creators AND little creators.
you can support the library AND indie bookstores.
you can support indie authors AND traditionally published authors.
you can support big creators AND little creators.
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god gave me allergies bc he knew i’d be too powerful if i could breathe
April 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
god gave me allergies bc he knew i’d be too powerful if i could breathe
The highlight of today's flash flood was seeing a Tesla turn around as it neared my house bevause of the water. 😂😂
April 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The highlight of today's flash flood was seeing a Tesla turn around as it neared my house bevause of the water. 😂😂
Finally saw the first 2 episodes of LAZARUS and I really like the vibes.
April 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Finally saw the first 2 episodes of LAZARUS and I really like the vibes.
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Don’t you dare call my baby geriatric
April 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Don’t you dare call my baby geriatric
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can’t stop thinking about the fact that a stick of butter is a loaf of milk.
April 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
can’t stop thinking about the fact that a stick of butter is a loaf of milk.
"Sorry for the delay, everyone. The crew is missing."
Like...they got kidnapped or on they on the island from Lost?
Like...they got kidnapped or on they on the island from Lost?
April 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
"Sorry for the delay, everyone. The crew is missing."
Like...they got kidnapped or on they on the island from Lost?
Like...they got kidnapped or on they on the island from Lost?
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Single monsters under your bed area are dying to meet YOU
March 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Single monsters under your bed area are dying to meet YOU
I need the tree pollen to chill out so I can go play outside.
March 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I need the tree pollen to chill out so I can go play outside.
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me: dating is hard
me on a date: when batman doesn’t show up at church it’s called a christian bale
me on a date: when batman doesn’t show up at church it’s called a christian bale
March 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
me: dating is hard
me on a date: when batman doesn’t show up at church it’s called a christian bale
me on a date: when batman doesn’t show up at church it’s called a christian bale
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Beating a dead horse is good cardio.
March 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Beating a dead horse is good cardio.
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I know he saw her out of the corner of his eye turning her head to catch his attention & he looked dowwwn. Lmaooo.
Mariah Carey's reaction to Muni Long singing her song is a cackleeeeee🤣🤣🙃🙃🫣🫣
March 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I know he saw her out of the corner of his eye turning her head to catch his attention & he looked dowwwn. Lmaooo.
Oh...so the whole family probably got COVID. Got it.
March 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Oh...so the whole family probably got COVID. Got it.
Louisiana said she gave us snow. We ain't getting an eclipse. 😭
March 14, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Louisiana said she gave us snow. We ain't getting an eclipse. 😭
I have 2 Fitbit chargers and I misplaced both of them. Homie is on 6%. 😬
March 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I have 2 Fitbit chargers and I misplaced both of them. Homie is on 6%. 😬
NEW SLEEP TOKEN BAYBEE!
March 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
NEW SLEEP TOKEN BAYBEE!
This video has such a good 90s/early 2000s vibe to it. 🤩
I don’t usually do this, but I need someone to tell me what song this is.
March 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This video has such a good 90s/early 2000s vibe to it. 🤩
"Jo, how is it being an adult?"
My dad and I tested the range of our walkie talkies when I drove to Walmart today. 😂
My dad and I tested the range of our walkie talkies when I drove to Walmart today. 😂
March 12, 2025 at 4:56 AM
"Jo, how is it being an adult?"
My dad and I tested the range of our walkie talkies when I drove to Walmart today. 😂
My dad and I tested the range of our walkie talkies when I drove to Walmart today. 😂