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John Choiniere
@johnchoiniere.bsky.social
Senior Analyst, Mariners; amateur bike racer, sometimes; alum of Carleton College, Baseball Prospectus, and Mass Spectrometry.
@randballsstu.bsky.social @jonmarthaler.com hey, remind me if you can/are willing -- what are the three points of the bad-GM triangle? Evil, incompetent... and something. Right?
November 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
ohmygod - for the first and surely only time, I am (ever so temporarily) in first place in A rundle in LL
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Watched KPop Demon Hunters with my kids tonight, and I kind of really liked it? Layers of meaning, inventive story, good stuff all around
November 8, 2025 at 5:42 AM
M's in five, IMO
October 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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missed that greta niehaus went and sat next to her dad during the 15th inning on friday night
October 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
MORESO
The helicopter cocaine skiing tweet but for Mariners playoff games
October 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The helicopter cocaine skiing tweet but for Mariners playoff games
October 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Great place for a ball game
October 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I AM SO NERVOUS AND STRESSED ALREADY AND IT'S STILL ALMOST A FULL DAY TILL FIRST PITCH
October 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Feels like the shadows are about to come heavily in to play but I don't know who that favors
October 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Hi all. Saberseminar is looking for pro bono legal help to assist with a trademark issue. Please email or reply if you think you might be able to help or refer us to someone that could.
October 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Cor Vos died.

If you saw a published photo of a bike race in the last like 50 years there was about a 50/50 chance he took it
October 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Acetaminophen/paracetamol use in pregnancy doesn't cause autism, no matter what RFK says this week. This is not an unsettled question. Evidence summarized here: sciencebasedmedicine.org/tylenol-and-...
Tylenol and Autism
Earlier this year, HHS secretary RFK Jr. predicted that, "By September, we will know what has caused the autism epidemic and we'll be able to eliminate those exposures." Scientists have been researc
sciencebasedmedicine.org
September 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.

The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
September 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Wooooooooooo
September 11, 2025 at 5:26 AM
@kenwhite.bsky.social random question but - I'm cleaning up my podcast feed and just wondering if there're any plans for additional Make No Law episodes or if I'm safe to remove it from my list?
September 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
So... Peacock/NBC went to commercial instead of showing protesters at the Vuelta??
September 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Movie theater employee (when I was 14!). Tickets, concessions, etc. $5.15/hr, paid in cash, with a timecard stamped to the exact minute.
September 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
It is still August wtf
August 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
IMO, the answer is two-fold.

One, I have a moral duty/obligation, as a human, to care for others.

Two, it's not like these votes are unanimous. There are plenty of people in these areas who didn't vote that way.
Why is the answer never to respect that voters are adults who make choices?

The loud, repeated message is “close hospitals and nursing homes in my community, taking money from cities to pay for them makes me feel left behind.” You don’t have to agree, but have the respect to listen.
August 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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If you want to help ensure the next 20 years of FanGraphs, might I interest you in a Membership? It's the best way to both support and experience the site, and it comes with a ton of great benefits!
August 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM