John Cessna
@johncessna.bsky.social
Media producer, content strategist, recovering road comic. Purdue MFA, Michigan MBA, not the famous wrestler.
I have imports, Greg, could you tariff me?
a man is holding a cat in his arms and the cat is saying banksy cat ?
ALT: a man is holding a cat in his arms and the cat is saying banksy cat ?
media.tenor.com
April 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I have imports, Greg, could you tariff me?
Reposted by John Cessna
Imagine if @aoc @sanders.senate.gov , every dem, SIMULTANEOUSLY held Town Halls where they allowed grant and contract recipients to explain to the country what it is they do and why it's important
Invite all media. Including RW podcasters. @spaces Flood the zone
Call it a Day Of Transparency
Invite all media. Including RW podcasters. @spaces Flood the zone
Call it a Day Of Transparency
February 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Imagine if @aoc @sanders.senate.gov , every dem, SIMULTANEOUSLY held Town Halls where they allowed grant and contract recipients to explain to the country what it is they do and why it's important
Invite all media. Including RW podcasters. @spaces Flood the zone
Call it a Day Of Transparency
Invite all media. Including RW podcasters. @spaces Flood the zone
Call it a Day Of Transparency
$5/dozen.
Guaranteed bird-flu free.
Yes they’re 100% plastic.
No low-balls, I know what I have.
Guaranteed bird-flu free.
Yes they’re 100% plastic.
No low-balls, I know what I have.
January 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
$5/dozen.
Guaranteed bird-flu free.
Yes they’re 100% plastic.
No low-balls, I know what I have.
Guaranteed bird-flu free.
Yes they’re 100% plastic.
No low-balls, I know what I have.
A few favorites from my 365 project so far p
January 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
A few favorites from my 365 project so far p
This is the app we’re raging on now? Dope. I’m in.
January 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
This is the app we’re raging on now? Dope. I’m in.
Brands take note: I am an influencer.
(Please send me free stuff.)
(Please send me free stuff.)
Then I posted a silly rant to Fujifilm USA, griping about their lack of stock. The Threads algorithm did its thing, and a helpful reply from @johncessna.bsky.social encouraged me to try local stores. I'd tried everything else, so why not?
January 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Brands take note: I am an influencer.
(Please send me free stuff.)
(Please send me free stuff.)
Elon’s out here like, “I am the president now, please respect my decision making abilities. This is my son, his name is 3==p”
December 21, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Elon’s out here like, “I am the president now, please respect my decision making abilities. This is my son, his name is 3==p”
I’m too enraged and fearful to even make a joke. Terrified what this would mean for my toddler and newborn. www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
Trump to discuss ending childhood vaccination programs with RFK Jr.
U.S. President-elect Donald Trump in an interview published on Thursday said he will be talking to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., his nominee to run the Department of Health and Human Services, about ending childhood vaccination programs.
www.reuters.com
December 13, 2024 at 8:42 PM
I’m too enraged and fearful to even make a joke. Terrified what this would mean for my toddler and newborn. www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
And we’re putting a TV doctor in charge of it all.
🔥🔥A 2021 study found that Medicaid expansion as part of the ACA led to a substantial reduction in mortality, primarily driven by reductions in disease-related deaths. A 2018 study in the Journal of Political Economy found that, Medicaid reduced infant and child mortality since the 1960s and 1970s.🔥🔥
December 3, 2024 at 2:19 PM
And we’re putting a TV doctor in charge of it all.
My daughter’s first NHL game was a private, catered box owned by an insurance company. I told her, “don’t get used to this. We’re a StubHub sort-by-cheapest family.”
Introducing my daughter to airport lounges at age 5 may be a poor choice.
December 3, 2024 at 12:11 PM
My daughter’s first NHL game was a private, catered box owned by an insurance company. I told her, “don’t get used to this. We’re a StubHub sort-by-cheapest family.”
When you’re the last to the table and have to sit on the folding chair from the garage
November 28, 2024 at 3:27 PM
When you’re the last to the table and have to sit on the folding chair from the garage
At 29 I couldn’t imagine not going to the bars the night before Thanksgiving.
At 39 I’m walking the delicate tightrope of getting the kids to bed before Dairy Queen closes.
At 39 I’m walking the delicate tightrope of getting the kids to bed before Dairy Queen closes.
November 28, 2024 at 4:27 AM
At 29 I couldn’t imagine not going to the bars the night before Thanksgiving.
At 39 I’m walking the delicate tightrope of getting the kids to bed before Dairy Queen closes.
At 39 I’m walking the delicate tightrope of getting the kids to bed before Dairy Queen closes.
Democrats polling his viability for 2028
November 25, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Democrats polling his viability for 2028
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Well, now I know we made the right decisions
November 22, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Well, now I know we made the right decisions
This was my only post on this app before the rising tide of US fascism brought me back.
Yeah the #HauntedMansion has 1000 ghosts, but the owner also has a 2% mortgage rate, so they’ll happily deal with the rattling chains of the damned if they can avoid refinancing.
November 21, 2024 at 5:34 AM
This was my only post on this app before the rising tide of US fascism brought me back.
Yeah the #HauntedMansion has 1000 ghosts, but the owner also has a 2% mortgage rate, so they’ll happily deal with the rattling chains of the damned if they can avoid refinancing.
July 28, 2023 at 3:45 PM
Yeah the #HauntedMansion has 1000 ghosts, but the owner also has a 2% mortgage rate, so they’ll happily deal with the rattling chains of the damned if they can avoid refinancing.