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Formal verification researcher at Sandia National Labs. Much too excited about bikes. Bread is my loaf language.
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Impossible to know for sure without a Coq formalization
Random idea for web standards people:

An interesting test of a written standard is an implementation. Since we now seem to be living in a world where prototypes are made quickly (AI) one could request such an implementation and view confused interpretations as an opportunity to clarify.
February 13, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Ancient Aliens meme:

*verified compilers*
How the GNU C Compiler became the Clippy of cryptography
FOSDEM 2026: Security devs forced to hide Boolean logic from overeager optimizer
www.theregister.com
February 9, 2026 at 8:38 PM
When one needs to understand the build system to answer questions about outcomes that’s significantly easier for deterministic pipelines.

Similarly, I see this same argument made wrt compilers but it is possible to say what a compiler should do to be correct, that’s not true for an LLM.
this is exactly right and explains why most handwringing about building systems we don’t understand is misplaced. pre-LLM software engineering already consisted almost entirely of building systems we did not understand
Nobody knows how the whole system works
One of the surprising (at least to me) consequences of the fall of Twitter is the rise of LinkedIn as a social media site. I saw some interesting posts I wanted to call attention to: First, Simon W…
surfingcomplexity.blog
February 9, 2026 at 6:53 PM
There’s a substantial portion of the US population that’s having a full mental breakdown right now.
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Whenever UB is discussed I rarely ever hear about the reason why it exists and why it’s good: it’s how the compiler tells you about assumptions it needs for optimizations you almost certainly like a whole bunch.

Best modern example is stacked/tree borrows in Rust unsafe regions.
this was surprisingly good (it's about ai for programming in case you don't want to read that)
www.lelanthran.com/chap14/conte...
C and Undefined Behavior
www.lelanthran.com
February 8, 2026 at 10:29 PM
There’s also clearly an interesting opportunity to hook up CSmith in a tight loop with the output here to see how well it responds to feedback about output discrepancies
February 6, 2026 at 10:42 PM
www.anthropic.com/engineering/...

Now imagine that we could convey what a correct compiler is in a useful way for this process to leverage. The statement is complex if you care about optimization but it does exist as math.
Building a C compiler with a team of parallel Claudes
Anthropic is an AI safety and research company that's working to build reliable, interpretable, and steerable AI systems.
www.anthropic.com
February 6, 2026 at 6:49 PM
new CSmith approach just dropped
They “vibe coded” a C compiler? So what - so did Dennis Ritchie in 1972
February 6, 2026 at 1:18 AM
this has some real “our food product is uranium free” energy, ie no credit awarded
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New from Anthropic: “Including ads in conversations with Claude would be incompatible with what we want Claude to be: a genuinely helpful assistant for work and for deep thinking.

We want Claude to act unambiguously in our users’ interests. So we’ve made a choice: Claude will remain ad-free.“
Claude is a space to think | Anthropic
Anthropic explains why Claude will remain ad-free—how advertising incentives conflict with building a genuinely helpful AI assistant users can trust.
www.anthropic.com
February 4, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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A ride for Alex Pretti is being organized in DC on Saturday, 1/31. Meetup at Dupont Circle Fountain at 1pm, roll at 130. Dress warmly and wear layers. #BikeDC
www.instagram.com/p/DUERoBsj6e...
January 28, 2026 at 9:49 PM
okay I was hoping this was about guaranteed termination
January 15, 2026 at 2:09 AM
slot pulling outdoors is an under explored business opportunity
if you think about it, fishing is the oldest Gacha
January 13, 2026 at 6:34 PM
It’s a very weird sign of the times but even a cursory understanding of Fed history makes clear that we are well off the rails if the chair is making public addresses about the pressure campaign from the Whitehouse.
January 12, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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We've extended the deadline for workshops at SPLASH/ISSTA 2026 to **January 17**! Please submit your proposals (it's just a small HotCRP form this year, easy!), and we're looking forward to seeing you in Oakland!

Link: 2026.splashcon.org/track/splash...

@rohan.padhye.org @issta.bsky.social
SPLASH/ISSTA 2026 - Workshops - SPLASH 2026
Welcome to the website of the SPLASH 2026 conference. We are working hard to fill the website with all related information. Please check back soon! In the meantime, please consider this overview of th...
2026.splashcon.org
January 8, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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A friend in Minneapolis just sent me this video. Looks like thousands have come together for a vigil after an ICE agent shot and killed 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good. This was my neighborhood for several years before coming to Portland.
January 8, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Grateful for these folks who made the effort and showed up to make it clear that this is not okay.
A friend in Minneapolis just sent me this video. Looks like thousands have come together for a vigil after an ICE agent shot and killed 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good. This was my neighborhood for several years before coming to Portland.
January 8, 2026 at 1:14 AM
The degree to which empty trays are lefty to back up at the end of airport security conveyor belts is simultaneously fascinating and troubling.
January 4, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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If you are a resident of California, the state now has a portal where you can demand deletion of your personal data from 500+ registered data brokers with a single request form, for free.

consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
consumer.drop.privacy.ca.gov
January 2, 2026 at 2:26 AM
my luke warm take is that if people knew what it meant for a compiler to be correct the broader idea of “abstraction” would be much clearer since its usually the first example they encounter

note for nerds: this conflates abstraction/refinement with “less detail” which are not necessarily the same
January 1, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Jokes on you, I had no goals and thus have completed the set of all such goals.
Five hours to accomplish all your 2025 goals

Can you do it? No

Do I believe in you? Also no
January 1, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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The presents have been unwrapped, the candles lit, the big meal eaten... now's a great time to play with Miren!

Whether it's that holiday cookie app you vibe-coded or something more serious, give Miren a spin!

After you've had your fun, come let us know how it went in Discord (miren.dev/discord)!
Miren - Modern Infrastructure Platform
miren.dev
December 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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I'm once again politely asking Bluesky developers to allow us to attach multiple photos and videos in one post.
December 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
i am also always hungry
Every time I see the mac System Information icon all my brain thinks is: Onigiri
December 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
This makes me sad to be alive.
December 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I think we have a winner in the category of "Most Ideal Time for the AI Bubble to Burst"
Trump Media to merge with nuclear fusion company to power AI
The all-stock deal comes amid growing energy needs for the tech sector.
www.aljazeera.com
December 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM