John*
@johnasterisk.bsky.social
A gay in the life
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New Orleans ⚜️🏡
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New Orleans ⚜️🏡
Pinned
Feelin cute (and v sweaty)
November 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Feelin cute (and v sweaty)
Pants, but at what cost??
October 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Pants, but at what cost??
Haven’t had a nice bloom out of this one in a while! Welcome back, your majesty 🌺✨ #bloomscrolling
October 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Haven’t had a nice bloom out of this one in a while! Welcome back, your majesty 🌺✨ #bloomscrolling
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“Muscles won’t make you happy.” That’s fair. Muscles AND antidepressants though? Check mate, Debby Downer. 💅🏻
October 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
“Muscles won’t make you happy.” That’s fair. Muscles AND antidepressants though? Check mate, Debby Downer. 💅🏻
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“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
October 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
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the legend of zelda windwaker but everytime link swings on a lantern from the ceiling chandelier by sia plays
September 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
the legend of zelda windwaker but everytime link swings on a lantern from the ceiling chandelier by sia plays
New squat PR (6@315) and a compliment-with-fist-bump from a nearby personal trainer. Brb riding that high all year
August 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
New squat PR (6@315) and a compliment-with-fist-bump from a nearby personal trainer. Brb riding that high all year
Body says we’re up before dawn today. Okay body 😬
August 27, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Body says we’re up before dawn today. Okay body 😬
Blue blue blue blue blue
August 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Blue blue blue blue blue
Thought this color combo looked familiar and then walked into my library 🤎💚🩶
August 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Thought this color combo looked familiar and then walked into my library 🤎💚🩶
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need to be held for at least 14 hours and then i will be okay
August 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
need to be held for at least 14 hours and then i will be okay
I was going to go to stonewall yoga but then I didn’t get high I just don’t want to go-ga
August 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I was going to go to stonewall yoga but then I didn’t get high I just don’t want to go-ga
Slightly diminish a band:
A Sensible Seventy-Four Degrees
A Sensible Seventy-Four Degrees
Slightly diminish a band:
Moderate Anxiety! At the Disco
Moderate Anxiety! At the Disco
Slightly diminish a band:
I have no choice... You know I just HAVE to do this...
REO SlowWagon
I have no choice... You know I just HAVE to do this...
REO SlowWagon
August 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Slightly diminish a band:
A Sensible Seventy-Four Degrees
A Sensible Seventy-Four Degrees
Dreamt I found a Pilot G-2 with ROSE GOLD INK but when I took it up to buy it saw it was .115 point, not .5 point so I went to another store and found it but when I got in the very long slow line, my ex was in front of me and I pretended I didn’t see him see me and then he LEFT and I got the pen
August 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Dreamt I found a Pilot G-2 with ROSE GOLD INK but when I took it up to buy it saw it was .115 point, not .5 point so I went to another store and found it but when I got in the very long slow line, my ex was in front of me and I pretended I didn’t see him see me and then he LEFT and I got the pen
The ‘bisc’ is back! 🌺✨ #bloomscrolling
August 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The ‘bisc’ is back! 🌺✨ #bloomscrolling
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It’s just that, I recognize there’s an impenetrable wall between me and other people. I built it, myself. Mortared with so much hurt and resentment and mistrust that I can never pull it down
But cats—my faithful little buddy—we just vibe. I can love with my whole heart
But cats—my faithful little buddy—we just vibe. I can love with my whole heart
August 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
It’s just that, I recognize there’s an impenetrable wall between me and other people. I built it, myself. Mortared with so much hurt and resentment and mistrust that I can never pull it down
But cats—my faithful little buddy—we just vibe. I can love with my whole heart
But cats—my faithful little buddy—we just vibe. I can love with my whole heart
“It is possible to commit no mistakes and still [get stood up and ghosted at the Sunday matinee you paid $30 to park for]. That is not a weakness; that is life.”
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard
The Naked Gun was pretty good though! And I didn’t have to share my arm rest. ✨silver linings✨
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard
The Naked Gun was pretty good though! And I didn’t have to share my arm rest. ✨silver linings✨
August 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
“It is possible to commit no mistakes and still [get stood up and ghosted at the Sunday matinee you paid $30 to park for]. That is not a weakness; that is life.”
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard
The Naked Gun was pretty good though! And I didn’t have to share my arm rest. ✨silver linings✨
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard
The Naked Gun was pretty good though! And I didn’t have to share my arm rest. ✨silver linings✨
Don’t you “Papi” me, grindr man. I’m not Papi. Not Baby, either, but some secret third thing (Difficult)
August 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Don’t you “Papi” me, grindr man. I’m not Papi. Not Baby, either, but some secret third thing (Difficult)
Short-shorts for baby’s first stonewall yoga (I’m baby)
July 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Short-shorts for baby’s first stonewall yoga (I’m baby)
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Boy, are you Carly Simon?
Because you’ve got me coming around again.
Because you’ve got me coming around again.
July 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Boy, are you Carly Simon?
Because you’ve got me coming around again.
Because you’ve got me coming around again.
Pumped and blue for Monday 💪😉🤷✨
July 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Pumped and blue for Monday 💪😉🤷✨
Me: why do they keep making the same 3 superhero movies?
Also me: *listens to the same audiobook trilogy 8 times in 2 weeks*
Also me: *listens to the same audiobook trilogy 8 times in 2 weeks*
July 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Me: why do they keep making the same 3 superhero movies?
Also me: *listens to the same audiobook trilogy 8 times in 2 weeks*
Also me: *listens to the same audiobook trilogy 8 times in 2 weeks*
July 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM