Joffff
@joffcallaghan.bsky.social
Mainly lurking until the other place collapses and/or NFL and Bengals twitter migrates
I'd have flown or got a boat tbh
Greenland is notoriously expensive. I tried to visit on a shoestring
Greenland is notoriously expensive. I tried to visit on a shoestring
Greenland is notoriously expensive. I tried to visit on a shoestring
www.independent.co.uk
November 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I'd have flown or got a boat tbh
Disappointingly, I don't think Blue Prince is getting a colour blind mode. I know they've said that it's in development but the game release was seven months ago and there's been nothing said since.
November 16, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Disappointingly, I don't think Blue Prince is getting a colour blind mode. I know they've said that it's in development but the game release was seven months ago and there's been nothing said since.
Didn't realise owning Spurs was a crime
Former Tottenham owner Joe Lewis to be pardoned by Donald Trump
Former Tottenham owner Joe Lewis to be pardoned by Donald Trump
Former Tottenham owner Joe Lewis to be pardoned by Donald Trump
www.independent.co.uk
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Didn't realise owning Spurs was a crime
Somebody castrated my Muller Corner...
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Somebody castrated my Muller Corner...
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True Tales of Dentistry
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
True Tales of Dentistry
That Oatmeal comic forever remains the most accurate thing ever posted on the internet.
November 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
That Oatmeal comic forever remains the most accurate thing ever posted on the internet.
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From a Washington Post story titled "How women feel about Trump’s presidency"
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
From a Washington Post story titled "How women feel about Trump’s presidency"
Trump is a confirmed Juggalo
November 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Trump is a confirmed Juggalo
Antibiotics
Shopping for the person who has everything is tough. But these gift ideas will delight even the hardest-to-please recipient. nyti.ms/4orntt6
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Antibiotics
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You don’t get to name your kid X Æ A-12 and then say “or whatever his name is” about anyone else.
Elon Musk endorses Cuomo for mayor of New York and makes sure to add some racism in there: “…Mumdumi or whatever his name is.”
November 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
You don’t get to name your kid X Æ A-12 and then say “or whatever his name is” about anyone else.
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New season of Fortnite is wild
November 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
New season of Fortnite is wild
Unsung hero of this story: The glass bottle manufacturer. Going over that steep of a cliff and not smashing is impressive.
A French cyclist survived for three days after a horrendous 130-foot fall into a ravine, kept alive by the bottles of red wine he had in his shopping bag, police said.
Cyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bag
A helicopter airlifted him to hospital, with a rescue doctor calling his survival "a miracle."
cbsn.ws
October 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Unsung hero of this story: The glass bottle manufacturer. Going over that steep of a cliff and not smashing is impressive.
Isn't this the musician who's married to Selena Gomez and does flips on stage?
October 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Isn't this the musician who's married to Selena Gomez and does flips on stage?
Isaac getting 'Item Descriptions' in game is such a good quality of life improvement that I never thought would happen. The external item mod was an essential download imo so it being built in is amazing
September 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Isaac getting 'Item Descriptions' in game is such a good quality of life improvement that I never thought would happen. The external item mod was an essential download imo so it being built in is amazing
Honestly, if you're using your limited time on Earth watching non-tournament England games, you deserve to be bored whilst doing so
September 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Honestly, if you're using your limited time on Earth watching non-tournament England games, you deserve to be bored whilst doing so
I've put a couple of hours into Silksong now and my thoughts are that A) it looks amazing, and B) the opening is definitely harder than Hollow Knight. I don't remember enemies that deal two damage that early in HK. And diagonal 'pogoing' is much harder than downwards ngl
September 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I've put a couple of hours into Silksong now and my thoughts are that A) it looks amazing, and B) the opening is definitely harder than Hollow Knight. I don't remember enemies that deal two damage that early in HK. And diagonal 'pogoing' is much harder than downwards ngl
Gimmick twitter accounts snapping and revealing they're massive fascists is such a weirdly common occurrence.
August 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Gimmick twitter accounts snapping and revealing they're massive fascists is such a weirdly common occurrence.
Everyday Donald Trump becomes more and more like Todd from Achewood
July 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Everyday Donald Trump becomes more and more like Todd from Achewood
Not quite as dreadful a shootout as the one earlier in the tournament but damn, those were some poor penalties
July 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Not quite as dreadful a shootout as the one earlier in the tournament but damn, those were some poor penalties
Apparently Hormbles Chormbkes is a real thing? And not a fake company invented by Drew Golden for his latest video?
July 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Apparently Hormbles Chormbkes is a real thing? And not a fake company invented by Drew Golden for his latest video?
A zombie movie where they don't hunger for brains but instead for the apples being rotated in people's minds as part of the Aphantasia test. And they become more and more desperate when the quality of the picture/apple gets worse
July 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
A zombie movie where they don't hunger for brains but instead for the apples being rotated in people's minds as part of the Aphantasia test. And they become more and more desperate when the quality of the picture/apple gets worse
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Presumably to spend more time learning about WW2
Presumably to spend more time learning about WW2
Wayne Hennessey: Wales' most-capped goalkeeper retires after Nottingham Forest spell
Wayne Hennessey, Wales' most-capped goalkeeper with 109 appearances, retires from playing at the age of 38.
www.bbc.co.uk
July 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Presumably to spend more time learning about WW2
Presumably to spend more time learning about WW2
So we're all in agreement that the new MI6 chief is on a 'Alec Trevelyan 006' arc where she's joined the British intelligence service to get revenge for her family members, right?
June 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
So we're all in agreement that the new MI6 chief is on a 'Alec Trevelyan 006' arc where she's joined the British intelligence service to get revenge for her family members, right?
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yes it’s a big mystery why people who think empathy is evil don’t become therapists
The idea that conservative ideology should be equally represented in everything is ironically a very liberal idea
June 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
yes it’s a big mystery why people who think empathy is evil don’t become therapists