joe 💦🥩
@joesmith.bsky.social
I write horror and comedy. If you’re reading this, send pics of your dogs.
I realized I’ve watched @rifftrax.com Samurai Cop way too many times when I saw this pic of the dog killer and immediately thought of Joe Marshall
January 7, 2026 at 4:18 AM
I realized I’ve watched @rifftrax.com Samurai Cop way too many times when I saw this pic of the dog killer and immediately thought of Joe Marshall
Happy New Year from the Mind Flussy #StrangerThings
January 1, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Happy New Year from the Mind Flussy #StrangerThings
Vecna using Will’s secret against him like #StrangerThings
December 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Vecna using Will’s secret against him like #StrangerThings
My boy Jesse Korman just released his short film “Wolf In Crown” on YouTube with @elliottfullam.bsky.social from the Terrifier franchise, and it’s sick. Check it! youtu.be/tssVw64NtNk?...
WOLF IN CROWN - Watch Surreal Horror Short Starring Terrifier 2 & Terrifier 3 Actor Elliott Fullam!
YouTube video by Bloody Disgusting Horror
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
My boy Jesse Korman just released his short film “Wolf In Crown” on YouTube with @elliottfullam.bsky.social from the Terrifier franchise, and it’s sick. Check it! youtu.be/tssVw64NtNk?...
Went to a fucking vampire museum today so that was cool as shit.
November 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Went to a fucking vampire museum today so that was cool as shit.
Let’s go @mikiesherrill.bsky.social!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Let’s go @mikiesherrill.bsky.social!!!!
JD with an interesting costume choice this year
November 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
JD with an interesting costume choice this year
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘛𝘪𝘮 𝘙𝘰𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘴. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
September 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘛𝘪𝘮 𝘙𝘰𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘴. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
Not sure who follows me will get any part of this reference except for like 2 of you, buutttttt I 100% think the new Hot Mulligan single belongs on a Tony Hawk Pro Skater soundtrack, and I mean that as a really good fucking thing.
August 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Not sure who follows me will get any part of this reference except for like 2 of you, buutttttt I 100% think the new Hot Mulligan single belongs on a Tony Hawk Pro Skater soundtrack, and I mean that as a really good fucking thing.
Laying in bed looking at every radioactive shrimp meme
August 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Laying in bed looking at every radioactive shrimp meme
“I herald his beginning, I herald your end, I’m gonna fuck this couch first though.”
July 31, 2025 at 2:21 AM
“I herald his beginning, I herald your end, I’m gonna fuck this couch first though.”
This might have actually been me in the kublai khan tx pit
July 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
This might have actually been me in the kublai khan tx pit
lol I see my old tweet from my banned Twitter account is making the rounds again. Honestly, love to see it.
June 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
lol I see my old tweet from my banned Twitter account is making the rounds again. Honestly, love to see it.
Guys, this is a good one #BringHerBack
May 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Guys, this is a good one #BringHerBack
Just got out of #Friendship and Tim Robinson is at his most unhinged yet, and we all benefit from it. Theater was packed, was such a ridiculous experience. Highly recommend!
May 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Just got out of #Friendship and Tim Robinson is at his most unhinged yet, and we all benefit from it. Theater was packed, was such a ridiculous experience. Highly recommend!
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Made some Magic: The Gathering cards
May 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Made some Magic: The Gathering cards
The new season of The Bear gonna be interesting #ChicagoPope
May 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The new season of The Bear gonna be interesting #ChicagoPope
“Hello. My name is Pope Leo XIV. You killed my predecessor. Prepare to die” — new pope to JD Vance
May 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
“Hello. My name is Pope Leo XIV. You killed my predecessor. Prepare to die” — new pope to JD Vance
This is the dumbest and funniest thing I’ve seen in a while
April 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
This is the dumbest and funniest thing I’ve seen in a while