joe 💦🥩
@joesmith.bsky.social
I write horror and comedy. If you’re reading this, send pics of your dogs.
Went to a fucking vampire museum today so that was cool as shit.
November 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Went to a fucking vampire museum today so that was cool as shit.
Let’s go @mikiesherrill.bsky.social!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Let’s go @mikiesherrill.bsky.social!!!!
JD with an interesting costume choice this year
November 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
JD with an interesting costume choice this year
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘛𝘪𝘮 𝘙𝘰𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘴. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
September 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘛𝘪𝘮 𝘙𝘰𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘴. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
Laying in bed looking at every radioactive shrimp meme
August 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Laying in bed looking at every radioactive shrimp meme
“I herald his beginning, I herald your end, I’m gonna fuck this couch first though.”
July 31, 2025 at 2:21 AM
“I herald his beginning, I herald your end, I’m gonna fuck this couch first though.”
This might have actually been me in the kublai khan tx pit
July 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
This might have actually been me in the kublai khan tx pit
Guys, this is a good one #BringHerBack
May 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Guys, this is a good one #BringHerBack
The new season of The Bear gonna be interesting #ChicagoPope
May 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The new season of The Bear gonna be interesting #ChicagoPope
Mine aren’t gonna be the most popular or mainstream choices, but there some of my favorites.
May 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Mine aren’t gonna be the most popular or mainstream choices, but there some of my favorites.
May not be everyone’s cup of tea, but these are some of my favorites for sure.
May 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
May not be everyone’s cup of tea, but these are some of my favorites for sure.
This is the dumbest and funniest thing I’ve seen in a while
April 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
This is the dumbest and funniest thing I’ve seen in a while
Movie you’ve seen more than six times, no Star Wars, Trek, or LOTR.
April 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Movie you’ve seen more than six times, no Star Wars, Trek, or LOTR.
“This is the hand of the man that the Democrats feel should be brought back to the United States, because he is such ‘a fine and innocent person.’”
April 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
“This is the hand of the man that the Democrats feel should be brought back to the United States, because he is such ‘a fine and innocent person.’”
Please help can’t find my little guy @darthbluesky.bsky.social
April 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Please help can’t find my little guy @darthbluesky.bsky.social