joe ❄️
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one time i waved hello at a mailbox cause i thought it was a person. 🏳️🌈🎮✍🏻
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I like that the same day a guy was like “this place will never be Twitter” this thread gave us the most 2015 Twitter experience (complimentary) imaginable.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 4:38 AM
I like that the same day a guy was like “this place will never be Twitter” this thread gave us the most 2015 Twitter experience (complimentary) imaginable.
it’s a gay test i guess
January 20, 2026 at 4:32 AM
it’s a gay test i guess
here is a picture of the back of my kindle cause i need help
January 16, 2026 at 3:36 AM
here is a picture of the back of my kindle cause i need help
i keep having this dream where dua lipa walks up to me, takes my face in her hands, stares down into my soul and says, “it’s not real.”
January 13, 2026 at 1:18 PM
i keep having this dream where dua lipa walks up to me, takes my face in her hands, stares down into my soul and says, “it’s not real.”
i love twitter but after a while it really just does feel like robots talking to each other all the time. and about stupid things too. 😮💨 but who will i argue with if i stop using it? 😭
January 12, 2026 at 1:16 PM
i love twitter but after a while it really just does feel like robots talking to each other all the time. and about stupid things too. 😮💨 but who will i argue with if i stop using it? 😭
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I would love to see a cooking show where they do everything in a home kitchen (a small one).
No little glass bowls of each spice set out. No pre-prepared chicken breasts read to go. Everything done by scratch.
Then let them say "it's an easy meal to whip up in 30 minutes!"
Fuck you.
No little glass bowls of each spice set out. No pre-prepared chicken breasts read to go. Everything done by scratch.
Then let them say "it's an easy meal to whip up in 30 minutes!"
Fuck you.
August 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I would love to see a cooking show where they do everything in a home kitchen (a small one).
No little glass bowls of each spice set out. No pre-prepared chicken breasts read to go. Everything done by scratch.
Then let them say "it's an easy meal to whip up in 30 minutes!"
Fuck you.
No little glass bowls of each spice set out. No pre-prepared chicken breasts read to go. Everything done by scratch.
Then let them say "it's an easy meal to whip up in 30 minutes!"
Fuck you.
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The man is literally starting a war against mail-in voting because Putin told him to. The colossal, limp, flatulent weakness of it all. Why choose a dictator so embarrassing?
August 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The man is literally starting a war against mail-in voting because Putin told him to. The colossal, limp, flatulent weakness of it all. Why choose a dictator so embarrassing?
i’m so obsessed with brands intentionally killing their brand by changing their names, using a logo that looks like an eighth grader made it, and then ultimately changing it back to what it originally was 😍
MSNBC is being rebranded to MS NOW.
The new acronym stands for ‘My Source (for) News, Opinions (and the) World.’
The new acronym stands for ‘My Source (for) News, Opinions (and the) World.’
August 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
i’m so obsessed with brands intentionally killing their brand by changing their names, using a logo that looks like an eighth grader made it, and then ultimately changing it back to what it originally was 😍
this is also an emotional state of being btw
When you lose 28 pounds but end up with your mother’s neck.
August 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
this is also an emotional state of being btw
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Welp, we made it girls
August 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Welp, we made it girls
imagine being born in 2025 and your name looks like a wifi password - @mariopellegrino.bsky.social
August 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
imagine being born in 2025 and your name looks like a wifi password - @mariopellegrino.bsky.social
if any of my friends so much as THINK about using AI to write my obituary i will literally come back to life and kill you dead so fast
apple.news/AbgXGVJBLRPC...
apple.news/AbgXGVJBLRPC...
The rise of AI tools that write about you when you die — The Washington Post
Families and funeral directors are using AI obituary generators to more efficiently memorialize the dead. What happens when they get it wrong?
apple.news
August 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
if any of my friends so much as THINK about using AI to write my obituary i will literally come back to life and kill you dead so fast
apple.news/AbgXGVJBLRPC...
apple.news/AbgXGVJBLRPC...
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I, too, am an immigrant. I, too, am told “they don’t mean you.” And when they say that, I’m like, “So you admit it’s just racism then.”
As someone who came here as an immigrant, I can’t tell you how jarring it is to see this anti immigration narrative flooding our politics every single day, people will say they don’t mean you, it doesn’t matter, it’s disgusting
July 24, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I, too, am an immigrant. I, too, am told “they don’t mean you.” And when they say that, I’m like, “So you admit it’s just racism then.”
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i'm sorry does #cincinnatichildrens own this woman during her PTO hours? they decide what she can and cannot say whether she is on the clock or not? WHAT are you doing? this woman needs her job back. this is insane.
i'm sorry does #cincinnatichildrens own this woman during her PTO hours? they decide what she can and cannot say whether she is on the clock or not? WHAT are you doing? this woman needs her job back. this is insane.
She says Cincinnati Children's fired her after speaking to us about her former coworker, Ayman Soliman
Lizzy Diop talked to us on July 14, one day after speaking with her friend. On Monday, July 21, Diop said she was fired for a media policy violation.
www.wcpo.com
July 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
www.wcpo.com/news/local-n...
i'm sorry does #cincinnatichildrens own this woman during her PTO hours? they decide what she can and cannot say whether she is on the clock or not? WHAT are you doing? this woman needs her job back. this is insane.
i'm sorry does #cincinnatichildrens own this woman during her PTO hours? they decide what she can and cannot say whether she is on the clock or not? WHAT are you doing? this woman needs her job back. this is insane.
should i start ripping out my eyebrows for fun
July 22, 2025 at 1:53 PM
should i start ripping out my eyebrows for fun
if israel is participating in eurovision this year i am going to send a rotted fruit arrangement to ebu headquarters
July 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
if israel is participating in eurovision this year i am going to send a rotted fruit arrangement to ebu headquarters
my favorite part of the new #destiny2 update is that absolutely everything i grinded for and crafted over the last several years is now completely and utterly pointless // thanks!! 😍😍😍
July 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
my favorite part of the new #destiny2 update is that absolutely everything i grinded for and crafted over the last several years is now completely and utterly pointless // thanks!! 😍😍😍
i love her and i will protect her and if she wants cookies i will bake them for her and i will also rub her shell if she is itchy
July 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
i love her and i will protect her and if she wants cookies i will bake them for her and i will also rub her shell if she is itchy
progressive in the sense that i enjoy my own misfortune
July 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
progressive in the sense that i enjoy my own misfortune
i wonder if google is keeping track of how many of us type -AI at the end of our queries.
it’s like my little sign off now and i am also realizing those are the initials of my birth name. huh. maybe i will write under that name and be less afraid to be perceived 😍
it’s like my little sign off now and i am also realizing those are the initials of my birth name. huh. maybe i will write under that name and be less afraid to be perceived 😍
July 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
i wonder if google is keeping track of how many of us type -AI at the end of our queries.
it’s like my little sign off now and i am also realizing those are the initials of my birth name. huh. maybe i will write under that name and be less afraid to be perceived 😍
it’s like my little sign off now and i am also realizing those are the initials of my birth name. huh. maybe i will write under that name and be less afraid to be perceived 😍
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Internet controversy in 2015: Oh no, I did something wrong and people are mad at me on the internet. My career is over!!
Internet controversy in 2025: Excellent, my carefully crafted outrage bait has landed. My career is taking off!!
Internet controversy in 2025: Excellent, my carefully crafted outrage bait has landed. My career is taking off!!
July 10, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Internet controversy in 2015: Oh no, I did something wrong and people are mad at me on the internet. My career is over!!
Internet controversy in 2025: Excellent, my carefully crafted outrage bait has landed. My career is taking off!!
Internet controversy in 2025: Excellent, my carefully crafted outrage bait has landed. My career is taking off!!
i caught enough shiny eevees in go yesterday to build my dream shiny eeveelution team and i will catch more today because it is fun and i am 4
July 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
i caught enough shiny eevees in go yesterday to build my dream shiny eeveelution team and i will catch more today because it is fun and i am 4