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Dirge for Joevember
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Art, Fantasy, Heavy Metal, Cats, Games • Antifascist, No AI • he/him/whatever

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I'm Joe.
I like fantasy.
I like metal.
Games are fun too.

I make dumb jokes and occasionally make art

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November 13, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Wizards don't always be ponderin they orb sometimes they just straight up ponderin
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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One thing I wasn't expecting when I started working at a pharmacy is having to jump up on the counter and line dance every time Bon Jovi's "Bad Medicine" comes on
March 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Bilbo Baggins ripped on Old Toby and getting misty eyed while listening to "The Wizard" by Uriah Heep
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Partner got a call about a grebe last night, which apparently saw a big puddle in a parking lot, thought it was a larger body of water, landed and then got stuck because they can't take off from land

So he was for sure like

I'm a greeebe
I'm a birdo
What the hell am I doin here
I don't belong here
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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A KNIGHT OF MADNESS (1981)
Acrylic - 36” x 26”

Each time the reader returns to M. John Harrison’s Viriconium, the fictional city that borrows its name from the historic Roman-English settlement, the city is changed. 1/2
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Wizards don't always be ponderin they orb sometimes they just straight up ponderin
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
If you look closely you can see his little vampire fangies 🦇
November 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Overarching canon and the need to adhere to "lore" feels way overblown anymore, and is especially not needed in a series where the main draw is cool cars, hot babes, and witty one liners
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
"Accidentally" mispronouncing this as "clit-tease-o" until I'm called into HR
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
"I love Taoism! Just chill and go with the flow! Hakuna matata!"

Taoism: "To use a horse to show a horse is not a horse is not as good as using something other than a horse to show that a horse is not a horse. Heaven and Earth are as one as a finger is, and all of creation is as one as a horse is."
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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no money for politicians
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Yooo just got my first chat request from a bot on here I feel like I've finally made it
November 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I need to stop before this becomes a problem
November 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
November 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Please help us eat tonight, $20 would get my wife and I a meal. Please please help.

#mutualaid #helpsky #fundsky ♿💸🏳️‍⚧️💕
We’re a queer, disabled couple fighting to stay afloat. My wife is trans and disabled, and I’m disabled too. My paycheck’s short after taking time off for my health, and we’re struggling to cover bills. Any help or shares mean the world.

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November 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The neighborhood ginkgo tree is doing its thing
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
His power grows!
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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She yellin'
November 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
She yellin'
November 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Actually, Frankenstein isn't the name of the monster, and "Frankenstein's monster" is also not referring to the creature, but rather the doctor's monster dong

Source: Mary Shelley, probably
November 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The last few months have been hard and this week in particular has sucked ass so I'm absolutely doing a Nice Thing™ for myself this weekend 😤
November 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Just skedaddlin' through life with the acknowledgement that nothing matters while at the same time knowing that everything matters and just being exhausted all the time 😎
June 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
dang Caelur whaddup girl
November 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM