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Dirge for Joevember
@joeblivion.bsky.social
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Art, Fantasy, Heavy Metal, Cats, Games • Antifascist, No AI • he/him/whatever

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Dirge for Joevember @joeblivion.bsky.social · Dec 4
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I'm Joe.
I like fantasy.
I like metal.
Games are fun too.

I make dumb jokes and occasionally make art

INPRNT: www.inprnt.com/gallery/joeh...
Untitled black and white artwork by me Untitled black and white artwork by me Artwork of Margit, the Fell Omen, by me A Ghost enemy from Castlevania, by me
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Wizards don't always be ponderin they orb sometimes they just straight up ponderin
Saruman, sans orb, pondering Gandalf having a good ponder in Minas Tirith The Wizard of the Mounds pondering so hard he's gotta scowl about it Merlin is pissed off from pondering
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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One thing I wasn't expecting when I started working at a pharmacy is having to jump up on the counter and line dance every time Bon Jovi's "Bad Medicine" comes on
March 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
joeblivion.bsky.social
Bilbo Baggins ripped on Old Toby and getting misty eyed while listening to "The Wizard" by Uriah Heep
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
joeblivion.bsky.social
Partner got a call about a grebe last night, which apparently saw a big puddle in a parking lot, thought it was a larger body of water, landed and then got stuck because they can't take off from land

So he was for sure like

I'm a greeebe
I'm a birdo
What the hell am I doin here
I don't belong here
Just a little grebe
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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michaelwhelan.bsky.social
A KNIGHT OF MADNESS (1981)
Acrylic - 36” x 26”

Each time the reader returns to M. John Harrison’s Viriconium, the fictional city that borrows its name from the historic Roman-English settlement, the city is changed. 1/2
A knight in red-orange plate armor stares at the viewer with disturbing intensity. His face is lit red and his eyes are drawn to beads. Low at his side, he grips a thin sword that glows with intense white light. Smoke wafts off the blade curling up along the smooth blocks of the stone wall behind him. The crest of an insect is emblazoned large on his chest. With his offhand he draws a black fur cloak across him creating a stark contrast with his bright armor. Wicked spikes stick up from the pauldrons, penetrating the cloak across one shoulder and running the length of his sword arm.
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
joeblivion.bsky.social
Wizards don't always be ponderin they orb sometimes they just straight up ponderin
Saruman, sans orb, pondering Gandalf having a good ponder in Minas Tirith The Wizard of the Mounds pondering so hard he's gotta scowl about it Merlin is pissed off from pondering
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
joeblivion.bsky.social
If you look closely you can see his little vampire fangies 🦇
A black cat with one eye relaxing on a bed
November 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
joeblivion.bsky.social
Overarching canon and the need to adhere to "lore" feels way overblown anymore, and is especially not needed in a series where the main draw is cool cars, hot babes, and witty one liners
willardfoxton.bsky.social Willard Foxton @willardfoxton.bsky.social · 2d
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
joeblivion.bsky.social
"Accidentally" mispronouncing this as "clit-tease-o" until I'm called into HR
Box of medicine labeled Cyltezo
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
joeblivion.bsky.social
"I love Taoism! Just chill and go with the flow! Hakuna matata!"

Taoism: "To use a horse to show a horse is not a horse is not as good as using something other than a horse to show that a horse is not a horse. Heaven and Earth are as one as a finger is, and all of creation is as one as a horse is."
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
no money for politicians
pls donate? NO health care!! ONLY donate
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
joeblivion.bsky.social
Yooo just got my first chat request from a bot on here I feel like I've finally made it
November 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
joeblivion.bsky.social
I need to stop before this becomes a problem
The beginning of Chapter 14 of The Silmarillion, Of Beleriand And Its Realms, in the style of Zohran Mamdani's campaign signs
November 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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"why didn't the eagles just fly the fellowship to mordor" in the zohran campaign design
November 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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godwearsgucci.bsky.social
Please help us eat tonight, $20 would get my wife and I a meal. Please please help.

#mutualaid #helpsky #fundsky ♿💸🏳️‍⚧️💕
godwearsgucci.bsky.social Alex 🦂 🏳️‍🌈 @godwearsgucci.bsky.social · 6d
We’re a queer, disabled couple fighting to stay afloat. My wife is trans and disabled, and I’m disabled too. My paycheck’s short after taking time off for my health, and we’re struggling to cover bills. Any help or shares mean the world.

💗 Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/alex0671
💵 Cash App: cash.app/$nagemenna
We’re a queer, disabled couple doing everything we can to survive in a world that hasn’t made it easy for people like us. My wife is trans and disabled. She’s unable to work because of her health and the discrimination she faces every time she tries. I’m disabled too, working full-time and picking up side gigs whenever I can just to keep us housed, fed, and with the bare essentials covered. We’ve sold almost everything of value just to stay afloat. Each month feels like starting over from zero, racing to catch up on bills before they pile up again and stretching every dollar until there’s nothing left. There’s no family to lean on, no safety net to fall back on. It’s just the two of us doing our best to keep going, no matter how heavy things get. Some days it feels like we’re barely holding it together. We’re exhausted, scared, and unsure of what tomorrow will bring, but we keep trying. We keep showing up for each other, finding reasons to smile, to hope, and to believe that one day things will be better. We want stability. We want peace. We want to breathe again without the constant weight of survival pressing down on us. If you’re able to help, whether that’s donating, sharing, or simply sending kindness our way, please know how deeply it matters. Every act of care, no matter how small, reminds us that we’re not invisible. That we’re not alone in this. And that even in the hardest moments, there is still compassion out there keeping us going. 💗
November 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
joeblivion.bsky.social
The neighborhood ginkgo tree is doing its thing
A yellow ginkgo tree
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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His power grows!
Tiny black kitten in my lap
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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She yellin'
November 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
joeblivion.bsky.social
She yellin'
November 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
joeblivion.bsky.social
Actually, Frankenstein isn't the name of the monster, and "Frankenstein's monster" is also not referring to the creature, but rather the doctor's monster dong

Source: Mary Shelley, probably
November 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
joeblivion.bsky.social
The last few months have been hard and this week in particular has sucked ass so I'm absolutely doing a Nice Thing™ for myself this weekend 😤
November 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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joeblivion.bsky.social
Just skedaddlin' through life with the acknowledgement that nothing matters while at the same time knowing that everything matters and just being exhausted all the time 😎
June 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
joeblivion.bsky.social
dang Caelur whaddup girl
artwork of Caelur, a minstrel in the new One Ring book, The Hands of the White Wizard
November 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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transgressivemetal.bsky.social
Our final EP of the year is available for purchase on Bandcamp NOW!

There's no BCF in Nov so purchase away

5 blistering BEEFY songs of fucking revolution

Power to the people

Get some, and fucking go again

transgressivethrash.bandcamp.com/album/not-li...
Not Like This, by Transgressive
5 track album
transgressivethrash.bandcamp.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM