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agora o Brasil vai parar
avesbrasil.bsky.social Aves do Brasil @avesbrasil.bsky.social · 1d
O site do Wikiaves foi afetado pelo problema do Cloudflare 🥲
November 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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minha música favorita dos Pixies: the base
November 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Nosso bebê nasceu 🥹

Uma nova espécie de pterossauro do Araripe, encontrada dentro de um vômito fossilizado de dinossauro 🤍. A natureza é linda! Kkk

Seja bem-vindo, Bakiribu waridza!

Acesse o artigo: www.nature.com/articles/s41...
Digital paleoart scene showing two pterosaurs with long, comb-like teeth standing in shallow water, using their jaws to filter food. Several similar pterosaurs fly in the background and a large theropod dinosaur resembling Irritator walks along the shore chasing them. The landscape is semi-arid with distant mountains under a cloudy sky. Photographs and interpretative drawings of a fossil regurgitalite from the Romualdo Formation (Araripe Basin). Panels A and B show part and counterpart of an oval limestone concretion containing disarticulated and partially digested remains of pterosaur bones and fish. Panels C and D are line drawings highlighting bone clusters and digestive residue, illustrating the internal organization of the regurgitated mass.
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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empresas, não me surpreende
November 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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This is my Wicked
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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experiências
fabiogaj.bsky.social Fábio Garcia @fabiogaj.bsky.social · 13d
Aaaaa não, vai tomar no cu, na moral
November 7, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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finalmente assisti o filme falsa loura
November 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Incrível
November 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Hot take: ficar doente é ruim
October 31, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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imagem bonita
October 29, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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saiu na Folha @folha.com
Tira de Laerte, em 4 quadrinhos. 1) Um grupo de 4 homens, sentados em roda. O primeiro fala: “Eu sinto uma vergonha…” - o segundo pergunta: “De quê?” 2) O primeiro diz: “Estou usando fraldas” - o segundo diz: “Ué”. 3) O segundo fala: “Eu também” - o terceiro emenda: “Eu também” - o quarto fala: “E eu”. 4) O primeiro apoia a testa na mão e diz: “Que vergonha.”
October 26, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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Emperor Palpatine

xkcd.com/3157/
Comic. Scatter chart with Emperor Palpatine character age on Y axis and Ian McDiarmid age during filming on X axis. Plot with descending arrow beginning from Return of the Jedi (emperor age 90, McDiarmid age 40) → Revenge of the Sith, Attack of the Clones, and The Phantom Menace (emperor age 50-70, McDiarmid age 50-60) → The Rise of Skywalker (cloned body, undefined age) with a gradient vertical line (McDiarmid age over 70) → Now (emperor age under 10, McDiarmid age over 80). [caption] To continue the trend, they should make a Star Wars movie where 81-year-old Ian McDiarmid plays the emperor as a toddler.
October 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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comi essa feijoada em lata esses dias
charig.bsky.social Christoph Harig @charig.bsky.social · Sep 26
Crime ocorre nada acontece Feijoada
Cans of Feijoada filled with drugs next to a badge of Brazil’s Polícia Federal. DrugBust
October 21, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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sprite foda
October 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Today marks the two-year anniversary of a great modern sci-fi show: Scavengers Reign. 🥰

A new classic that is only officially available in a few countries.
October 19, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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vi o Ramon dino hoje, essa eu não esperava
October 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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viciado em jogos velhos do jurassic park
October 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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nada mais cursed que malicha e elisabeth, personagens esquecidas do chaves
October 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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jogando esse www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze5T...
Jurassic Park (NES) Playthrough
YouTube video by NintendoComplete
www.youtube.com
October 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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de novo os algoritmos tetando me fazer ficar fã de fórmula 1
October 9, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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a melhor musiquinha do fire emblem awakening youtu.be/oZEsssNdF5s?...
Conquest Ablaze (Extended) - Fire Emblem Awakening OST
YouTube video by Gothic Swarm
youtu.be
October 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Alan moore escrevendo Star Wars, por essa eu não esperava
October 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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🦭 Les mollusques
Paris: Fortin, Masson et cie ., [1836-1845]

[Source]
Historical illustration from "Les mollusques" (1836-1845) depicting four detailed views of a sea mussel (Mytilus edulis). Two whole shells are shown at top left and right, one with barnacle growth. Below, two cross-sections reveal the mussel’s internal anatomy, labeled with letters and showing organs and structures. A long, slender, translucent anatomical detail is centered vertically. The illustration focuses on the edible mollusk’s form and biological features with hand-colored precision against a plain background. Despite the keyword “seal,” the image presents a marine mollusk, not the marine mammal.
October 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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eu uso o aplicativo da Nintendo pra ouvir música, triste
September 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM