@joannavz.bsky.social
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not an exaggeration to say I am WEEPING with laughter at this reply from someone who hadn't seen that Robert Redford died today
September 16, 2025 at 12:53 PM
not an exaggeration to say I am WEEPING with laughter at this reply from someone who hadn't seen that Robert Redford died today
@scottygb.bsky.social have you shared your thoughts on Destination X anywhere? I’d love to read/hear them!
July 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
@scottygb.bsky.social have you shared your thoughts on Destination X anywhere? I’d love to read/hear them!
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My favourite grasshopper fact: Grasshoppers first appeared on the planet 250 million years ago.
Grass did not appear on the planet until 40 million years ago
Imagine it: 210 million years, hopping around on any random surface you can find, waiting for the grass that will make you truly yourself.
Grass did not appear on the planet until 40 million years ago
Imagine it: 210 million years, hopping around on any random surface you can find, waiting for the grass that will make you truly yourself.
June 23, 2025 at 10:04 AM
My favourite grasshopper fact: Grasshoppers first appeared on the planet 250 million years ago.
Grass did not appear on the planet until 40 million years ago
Imagine it: 210 million years, hopping around on any random surface you can find, waiting for the grass that will make you truly yourself.
Grass did not appear on the planet until 40 million years ago
Imagine it: 210 million years, hopping around on any random surface you can find, waiting for the grass that will make you truly yourself.
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roads stitched and patched, we make do and mend till the fat harvest comes, it must do soon, surely we have made enough sacrifices, do our gods not love us, have we not loved them enough?
June 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
roads stitched and patched, we make do and mend till the fat harvest comes, it must do soon, surely we have made enough sacrifices, do our gods not love us, have we not loved them enough?
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Spotted on the most recent episode of Taskmaster! 🥹
June 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Spotted on the most recent episode of Taskmaster! 🥹
Realise how lucky I’ve been not having a boy to text. They take up so much damn time.
May 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Realise how lucky I’ve been not having a boy to text. They take up so much damn time.
Accidentally caught feelings in Vermont and honestly I’d have preferred to catch Lyme disease.
May 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Accidentally caught feelings in Vermont and honestly I’d have preferred to catch Lyme disease.
My instagram algorithm has abruptly switched from Graham Norton clips to abandoned puppies and premature kittens and it is not for me, not one bit.
March 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
My instagram algorithm has abruptly switched from Graham Norton clips to abandoned puppies and premature kittens and it is not for me, not one bit.
@richardosman1.bsky.social slightly random q - I’m reading ‘the last devil to die’ and you’ve spelt ‘realizes’ the American way. No complaints btw, but was just wondering if I have an American copy or if you chose to publish all in American English. Cheers, I am loving this book!
March 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
@richardosman1.bsky.social slightly random q - I’m reading ‘the last devil to die’ and you’ve spelt ‘realizes’ the American way. No complaints btw, but was just wondering if I have an American copy or if you chose to publish all in American English. Cheers, I am loving this book!
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Two days of sunshine? I’ve cracked open a bottle of the Robinson’s Barley Summer Fruits, a fine vintage
March 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Two days of sunshine? I’ve cracked open a bottle of the Robinson’s Barley Summer Fruits, a fine vintage
This was so awful and concerning and I need all Americans to be shouting about it forever. Trump is Putin’s puppet.
March 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
This was so awful and concerning and I need all Americans to be shouting about it forever. Trump is Putin’s puppet.
I am watching an Amish guy talk to a Black guy from Chicago and I’ve decided this is what Amtrak is all about.
February 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I am watching an Amish guy talk to a Black guy from Chicago and I’ve decided this is what Amtrak is all about.
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Happy Birthday Gromit
February 12, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Happy Birthday Gromit
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I feel so deeply that the Super Bowl is none of my business
February 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I feel so deeply that the Super Bowl is none of my business
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reckon we could solve all instances of anti-arab racism in the US if we managed to get every American in a room with some actual arabs, seeing as they have so much in common when it comes to THEIR UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT CONSTITUTES AN INSIDE VOICE
February 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
reckon we could solve all instances of anti-arab racism in the US if we managed to get every American in a room with some actual arabs, seeing as they have so much in common when it comes to THEIR UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT CONSTITUTES AN INSIDE VOICE
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#OnThisDay February 6, 1989, the packaged ham in the Kwik-E-Mart expired in #TheSimpsons episode "Homer and Apu."
February 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
#OnThisDay February 6, 1989, the packaged ham in the Kwik-E-Mart expired in #TheSimpsons episode "Homer and Apu."
Reas this thinking ‘HAHAHA Americans!’ And then I remembered I lived in America.
Americans voted for cheaper groceries. Less than a week on the job and Trump's already managed to get us into a trade war that will drive up the cost of coffee and be a gut-punch to American farmers and manufacturers, all because Colombia hurt his feelings.
After President Trump hit Colombia with tariffs, President Gustavo Petro said his government will "raise import tariffs from the U.S. by 25%"
January 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Reas this thinking ‘HAHAHA Americans!’ And then I remembered I lived in America.
@hansmollman.bsky.social hello from a stranger! Just wanted to say that I’m sad you’re not yet getting the traction you deserve on Bluesky. You’re the best.
January 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
@hansmollman.bsky.social hello from a stranger! Just wanted to say that I’m sad you’re not yet getting the traction you deserve on Bluesky. You’re the best.
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the people who want to forcibly take over Canada are moving an event indoors because it is -6C outside. lol. lmao, even.
January 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
the people who want to forcibly take over Canada are moving an event indoors because it is -6C outside. lol. lmao, even.
I was finally ready to talk about the Gavin and Stacey final and now Jimmy Carter has died.
December 29, 2024 at 9:28 PM
I was finally ready to talk about the Gavin and Stacey final and now Jimmy Carter has died.
@alexhorne.bsky.social We had 133 leaves on our pineapple this year - how about you?
December 25, 2024 at 9:34 PM
@alexhorne.bsky.social We had 133 leaves on our pineapple this year - how about you?
I hope all my friends are able to enjoy my gifts of ‘whatever trash I was able to find a week before Christmas’
December 14, 2024 at 10:19 PM
I hope all my friends are able to enjoy my gifts of ‘whatever trash I was able to find a week before Christmas’
Wooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Disney+ has announced that Rivals will have a second season.
December 5, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Wooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
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This piece is incredible. www.esquire.com/news-politic...
My Life As a Homeless Man in America
An extraordinary firsthand account.
www.esquire.com
November 26, 2024 at 11:22 PM
This piece is incredible. www.esquire.com/news-politic...