Little John
@jnbradleyiii.bsky.social
Undermedicated ADHD lawyer. Occasional source of wry witticisms. Will opine about the state of the judiciary for food.
So, there's just no ballroom, is there?
Like, he's just tearing down the White House to prove he can. No permits. No plans.
"Fuck you, it's trash."
He said it was "a dump" in his first term. Now he's proving it.
Fuck that guy.
Like, he's just tearing down the White House to prove he can. No permits. No plans.
"Fuck you, it's trash."
He said it was "a dump" in his first term. Now he's proving it.
Fuck that guy.
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
So, there's just no ballroom, is there?
Like, he's just tearing down the White House to prove he can. No permits. No plans.
"Fuck you, it's trash."
He said it was "a dump" in his first term. Now he's proving it.
Fuck that guy.
Like, he's just tearing down the White House to prove he can. No permits. No plans.
"Fuck you, it's trash."
He said it was "a dump" in his first term. Now he's proving it.
Fuck that guy.
I want Trump to follow in the footsteps of his role model.
I want him to end up in an abandoned farmhouse bunker, terrified as all of his enemies close in, and looking at a bullet as his only chance to escape accountability.
I want him to end up in an abandoned farmhouse bunker, terrified as all of his enemies close in, and looking at a bullet as his only chance to escape accountability.
April 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I want Trump to follow in the footsteps of his role model.
I want him to end up in an abandoned farmhouse bunker, terrified as all of his enemies close in, and looking at a bullet as his only chance to escape accountability.
I want him to end up in an abandoned farmhouse bunker, terrified as all of his enemies close in, and looking at a bullet as his only chance to escape accountability.
So it turns out, the Constitution was operating on the honor system this whole time, and it was just us rubes who were going along "obeying the rules" and "keeping our word" who were the idiots all along.*
*Unless you're poor, then fuck you.
*Unless you're poor, then fuck you.
March 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
So it turns out, the Constitution was operating on the honor system this whole time, and it was just us rubes who were going along "obeying the rules" and "keeping our word" who were the idiots all along.*
*Unless you're poor, then fuck you.
*Unless you're poor, then fuck you.
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Devon (@legaleagle.bsky.social) sums up my outrage more poitely (and with less swearing) than I am able to at this moment.
youtu.be/X0OWDMv57cQ?...
youtu.be/X0OWDMv57cQ?...
Pardoning 1500 Insurrectionists Is An Insult To America
YouTube video by LegalEagle
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January 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Devon (@legaleagle.bsky.social) sums up my outrage more poitely (and with less swearing) than I am able to at this moment.
youtu.be/X0OWDMv57cQ?...
youtu.be/X0OWDMv57cQ?...
No, you don't "Back The Blue." You backed the guy who just pardoned the mob who murdered sworn police officers doing their job.
Jesus Fuck! I'm a defense attorney, and I show more respect to cops daily than you hypocritical motherfuckers.
www.comicsands.com/trump-fanone...
Jesus Fuck! I'm a defense attorney, and I show more respect to cops daily than you hypocritical motherfuckers.
www.comicsands.com/trump-fanone...
Capitol Officer Slams Trump For Pardoning Jan. 6 Rioters: 'I Have Been Betrayed By My Country'
So much for backing the blue.
www.comicsands.com
January 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
No, you don't "Back The Blue." You backed the guy who just pardoned the mob who murdered sworn police officers doing their job.
Jesus Fuck! I'm a defense attorney, and I show more respect to cops daily than you hypocritical motherfuckers.
www.comicsands.com/trump-fanone...
Jesus Fuck! I'm a defense attorney, and I show more respect to cops daily than you hypocritical motherfuckers.
www.comicsands.com/trump-fanone...
Don, Jr. and the dozen Greenlanders at the bar who were drunk enough to pose with him in MAGA hats.
January 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Don, Jr. and the dozen Greenlanders at the bar who were drunk enough to pose with him in MAGA hats.
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Aye ya girl made the list, so cool! Olayemi Olurin vs. Eric Adams is hilarious
Rap battles, coordinated internet smear campaigns, photographers with 110-year-old cameras, and geriatric politicians going toe-to-toe to take each other out—this year's beef truly had it all.
www.jezebel.com/our-favorite...
www.jezebel.com/our-favorite...
Our Favorite Beefs of 2024
Rap battles, coordinated internet smear campaigns, photographers with 110-year-old cameras, and geriatric politicians going toe-to-toe to take each other out—this year's beef truly had it all.
www.jezebel.com
December 31, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Aye ya girl made the list, so cool! Olayemi Olurin vs. Eric Adams is hilarious
You are now reminded.
December 27, 2024 at 2:44 AM
You are now reminded.
Dear GOP, and otherwise duped voters:
I hear Trump doesn't think he can fix grocery prices now.
For some reason, I'm reminded of an old illustration...
I hear Trump doesn't think he can fix grocery prices now.
For some reason, I'm reminded of an old illustration...
December 15, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Dear GOP, and otherwise duped voters:
I hear Trump doesn't think he can fix grocery prices now.
For some reason, I'm reminded of an old illustration...
I hear Trump doesn't think he can fix grocery prices now.
For some reason, I'm reminded of an old illustration...
@theauthorguy.bsky.social
"You can't learn anything from fiction."
From Practical Demonkeeping (and the cameo in Lamb), I learned that the Seal of Solomon gives a human the power to control demons (or at least, one demon in particular).
"You can't learn anything from fiction."
From Practical Demonkeeping (and the cameo in Lamb), I learned that the Seal of Solomon gives a human the power to control demons (or at least, one demon in particular).
December 14, 2024 at 3:58 PM
@theauthorguy.bsky.social
"You can't learn anything from fiction."
From Practical Demonkeeping (and the cameo in Lamb), I learned that the Seal of Solomon gives a human the power to control demons (or at least, one demon in particular).
"You can't learn anything from fiction."
From Practical Demonkeeping (and the cameo in Lamb), I learned that the Seal of Solomon gives a human the power to control demons (or at least, one demon in particular).
If I just dig a hole, can I maybe live there?
December 5, 2024 at 8:36 PM
If I just dig a hole, can I maybe live there?
I grok the eroding of norms. It *shouldn't* be. But Trump gives zero fucks about norms, and weaponizing the DoJ is what he's promised. There's NO CHANCE that Trump wouldn't target him in particular.
December 5, 2024 at 3:52 AM
I grok the eroding of norms. It *shouldn't* be. But Trump gives zero fucks about norms, and weaponizing the DoJ is what he's promised. There's NO CHANCE that Trump wouldn't target him in particular.
Really?
I mean, I love your channel, and your content is great. Mad respect. But...
You're a lawyer. You're barred in (at least) DC and CA, if I remember correctly, and you own at least a couple companies.
I think I could manage it. No reason to, but I think I could.
I mean, I love your channel, and your content is great. Mad respect. But...
You're a lawyer. You're barred in (at least) DC and CA, if I remember correctly, and you own at least a couple companies.
I think I could manage it. No reason to, but I think I could.
December 5, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Really?
I mean, I love your channel, and your content is great. Mad respect. But...
You're a lawyer. You're barred in (at least) DC and CA, if I remember correctly, and you own at least a couple companies.
I think I could manage it. No reason to, but I think I could.
I mean, I love your channel, and your content is great. Mad respect. But...
You're a lawyer. You're barred in (at least) DC and CA, if I remember correctly, and you own at least a couple companies.
I think I could manage it. No reason to, but I think I could.
I don't think people are scared enough about the idea that a bunch of BILLIONAIRES are being tasked to decide what the government doesn't need to pay for anymore.
Pretty sure funding Medicare and Social Security isn't their top priority.
Pretty sure funding Medicare and Social Security isn't their top priority.
December 2, 2024 at 5:24 AM
I don't think people are scared enough about the idea that a bunch of BILLIONAIRES are being tasked to decide what the government doesn't need to pay for anymore.
Pretty sure funding Medicare and Social Security isn't their top priority.
Pretty sure funding Medicare and Social Security isn't their top priority.
"We meant *our* president could do whatever he wanted without any consequences. You know, the orange one."
If you just voted for a convicted felon who tried to violently overthrow the government, I really don’t care that you think Biden is undermining the rule of law by giving his addict son, who didn’t hurt anyone, a pardon.
December 2, 2024 at 5:09 AM
"We meant *our* president could do whatever he wanted without any consequences. You know, the orange one."
This is my theory, not directly supported by any hard facts.
I suspect, despite winning the election, that if Trump succeeds in ridding the government (and military) of anyone who won't bend the knee and lick his boots...
That there won't be enough people left to accomplish his fuckery.
Hoping.
I suspect, despite winning the election, that if Trump succeeds in ridding the government (and military) of anyone who won't bend the knee and lick his boots...
That there won't be enough people left to accomplish his fuckery.
Hoping.
November 21, 2024 at 2:23 AM
This is my theory, not directly supported by any hard facts.
I suspect, despite winning the election, that if Trump succeeds in ridding the government (and military) of anyone who won't bend the knee and lick his boots...
That there won't be enough people left to accomplish his fuckery.
Hoping.
I suspect, despite winning the election, that if Trump succeeds in ridding the government (and military) of anyone who won't bend the knee and lick his boots...
That there won't be enough people left to accomplish his fuckery.
Hoping.
"Now they'll pass a national abortion ban."
Errr...
2 semesters of law school condensed here for free:
The Federal Gov can only do shit that's in the Constitution. The entire ruling in Dobbs was that the Feds CAN'T SAY SHIT about abortion.
Unfortunately, SCOTUS is off the rails, but in THEORY...
Errr...
2 semesters of law school condensed here for free:
The Federal Gov can only do shit that's in the Constitution. The entire ruling in Dobbs was that the Feds CAN'T SAY SHIT about abortion.
Unfortunately, SCOTUS is off the rails, but in THEORY...
November 19, 2024 at 6:22 AM
"Now they'll pass a national abortion ban."
Errr...
2 semesters of law school condensed here for free:
The Federal Gov can only do shit that's in the Constitution. The entire ruling in Dobbs was that the Feds CAN'T SAY SHIT about abortion.
Unfortunately, SCOTUS is off the rails, but in THEORY...
Errr...
2 semesters of law school condensed here for free:
The Federal Gov can only do shit that's in the Constitution. The entire ruling in Dobbs was that the Feds CAN'T SAY SHIT about abortion.
Unfortunately, SCOTUS is off the rails, but in THEORY...
This is your unscheduled reminder that we are NOT living in Idiocracy.
Idiocracy is about how, "Seriously, these eugenicists had some great ideas, man!"
It's about how poor people are poor because they're stupid, and NOT because rich people need exploitable labor.
Please find a new hot take.
Idiocracy is about how, "Seriously, these eugenicists had some great ideas, man!"
It's about how poor people are poor because they're stupid, and NOT because rich people need exploitable labor.
Please find a new hot take.
November 17, 2024 at 3:10 AM
This is your unscheduled reminder that we are NOT living in Idiocracy.
Idiocracy is about how, "Seriously, these eugenicists had some great ideas, man!"
It's about how poor people are poor because they're stupid, and NOT because rich people need exploitable labor.
Please find a new hot take.
Idiocracy is about how, "Seriously, these eugenicists had some great ideas, man!"
It's about how poor people are poor because they're stupid, and NOT because rich people need exploitable labor.
Please find a new hot take.
Since I haven't said it in at least a week, the Hate Pumpkin doesn't WANT to fuck his daughter. He has.
And your first thought is, "That's too far!"
Name one time he failed to go too far.
The only reason Ivanka doesn't talk about it is because she's the heir apparent to the empire.
And your first thought is, "That's too far!"
Name one time he failed to go too far.
The only reason Ivanka doesn't talk about it is because she's the heir apparent to the empire.
November 17, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Since I haven't said it in at least a week, the Hate Pumpkin doesn't WANT to fuck his daughter. He has.
And your first thought is, "That's too far!"
Name one time he failed to go too far.
The only reason Ivanka doesn't talk about it is because she's the heir apparent to the empire.
And your first thought is, "That's too far!"
Name one time he failed to go too far.
The only reason Ivanka doesn't talk about it is because she's the heir apparent to the empire.
Here to make fascists cry.
November 14, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Here to make fascists cry.