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Little John
@jnbradleyiii.bsky.social
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Undermedicated ADHD lawyer. Occasional source of wry witticisms. Will opine about the state of the judiciary for food.
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Because you've been looking at this guy your entire life.
April 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Re: Their own incompetence.
If you're looking for silver linings, it seems worth noting that, depending which 3-letter acronym you're applying to, you might be asked either of the following questions: "Who were the real heroes of January 6th?" -or- "Was January 6th an inside job?" Which leads one to ponder, are they suggesting that January 6th was an inside job, and the false flaggers were the real heroes? They can't even figure out which conspiracy theory you're required to adhere to. After they're done turning the U.S. into 3rd World shithole, their incompetence is gonna make it really tough to do anything.
February 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Don, Jr. and the dozen Greenlanders at the bar who were drunk enough to pose with him in MAGA hats.
Don Jr. and 12 Greenlanders in 11 MAGA hats in a bar in Greenland.
January 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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You are now reminded.
It's never just a joke. It's not a joke when he talks about having sex with his daughter. It's not a joke when he talks about annexing Canada. It's not a joke when he comes up with a list of countries he'd like to conquer. "But he's the anti-war president!" PAY. FUCKING. ATTENTION. Every word out of his mouth is either a lie, or a confession. How do you know which is which? If it sounds good, it's a lie. If it sounds horrifying, it's a confession. EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
December 27, 2024 at 2:44 AM
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An older book about much the same thing. Won a prize or something.
December 18, 2024 at 12:59 AM
jnbradleyiii.bsky.social
Dear GOP, and otherwise duped voters:

I hear Trump doesn't think he can fix grocery prices now.

For some reason, I'm reminded of an old illustration...
Lucy pulls a football away before Charlie Brown can kick it. Charlie Brown goes flying.
December 15, 2024 at 11:59 PM
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If I just dig a hole, can I maybe live there?
I promise this is going somewhere. Dungeons & Dragons (a subsidiary of Wizards of the Coast, a subsidiary of Hasbro) released a new, slightly modified set of rules this year (just in time for you to buy $100 worth of books for your favorite gamer at Christmas/Hanukkah/Yule/Krampusnacht this year). They include a new feature called Bastions. Basically, your character/party gets a base of operations, where they can rest, recover, keep treasure, keep a small army of servants they can order around, whatever. As your character gains more experience, you can add cool features, like, maybe, a gym for the warrior, or a nice little garden for your druid. In other words... HOME OWNERSHIP HAS BECOME SUCH A PERVASIVE FANTASY, IT'S NOW A CORE MECHANIC IN DUNGEONS & DRAGONS.
December 5, 2024 at 8:36 PM