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I had a dream that you grew a garden on a trampoline and I was so happy that I invented peanut butter
I was a freshman in high school when Dawson’s Creek premiered and was instantly sucked into teenage melodrama. I consider James Van Der Beek a big part of my teenage years. My sister and I even convinced our mom to take us to see Varsity Blues, even tho she wanted to leave within the first 10 mins.
February 12, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Oh lawd Seattle’s kicker is gonna get the MVP, isn’t he? #superbowl
February 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Drake Maye putting up Tony Eason numbers. #superbowl
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Alex Pretti had more bravery in pinky than Trump or any of his rotten offspring.
January 30, 2026 at 3:32 AM
I truly think mukbangs are the most disgusting things in the world.
January 23, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Holy hell, just found out the news about #AdamQuigley. I stopped listening to #slashfilmcast when he left. He voice was so formative about when I started getting into movies. He was so sardonic about movies, that when he really like one, you could tell he REALLY LIKED the movie. RIP Quigles.
January 14, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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deadass?
December 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Damn, Rip #AdamTheWoo
December 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I deleted threads because it sucks. I’m just a blue sky boy now.
December 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Went to go look at buying a kindle for a gift, and I guess you have to pay $20 more to not have ads?
December 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I love how when I pause #Netflix to read text on screen, I have to see a fucking ad instead. Capitalism ruins everything.
December 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I think one of the major problems with #strangerthings, besides having 23 year olds playing middle schoolers, is that they already defeated the demigorgon and vecna and they’re supposed to be the villains again. We’ve seen this story already, so it’s boring.
November 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
As a fan of a team that Lane Kiffin previously coached, I can promise you he is not worth this much hoopla.
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
A family loses their 60 year old business because of Trump policies, but they would still vote for him again. This is why republicans try to appeal to the dumbest people.
November 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
There is NO WAY Trump will be giving every America $2000. Fuck all with that shit. He’s being a bullshit artist again. Do not fall for it.
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Apple TV crashed. Too many people watching #pluribus I guess.
November 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Cool I did need another reason to not like this man.
al.com AL.com @al.com · Sep 24
🔗: https://www.al.com/politics/2025/09/pollsters-test-waters-for-former-alabama-football-stars-possible-run-for-political-office.html
The Mobile native and former Cincinnati Bengals quarterback is reportedly considering whether to run for lieutenant governor or U.S. Senate.
October 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The whole point of AirBnb was that it was cheaper than a hotel. Now with it you pay more than a hotel and you get none of the amenities.
October 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
#RIPDAngelo I a lot of babies were made to your music.
October 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
All National Guardsman over 40 look like this.
I’m not body shaming but I’m also honest this Texas boy is gonna roll through Portillo’s once and switch allegiances
October 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Tonight I finally get to see #onebattleafteranother. I have been waiting for the moment for 2 years.
September 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I’m 2 episodes into #ThePaper and oof it’s rough. I mean I don’t think I’ve even chuckled once. Can someone tell me if it’s gets any better?
September 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I wish Vols fans would just leave Nico alone. He didn’t do anything personally to them. You’re an adult reveling in a kids downfall.
September 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Everyone seems allergic to the word, but Charlie Kirk was not an activist, he was a propagandist. Turning Point was a meme factory backed by a billionaire designed to steer kids towards Christian Nationalism. He didn’t advocate for policy; he spun narratives to change beliefs. Propaganda.
September 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Tom Hanks has done more for Veterans than Trump has ever even thought about. West Point are a bunch of pussies.
September 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM