Joseph Bradford
@jmarkbrad.bsky.social
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So this feels very much like an AI came up with this
Just passing through the Pennines (namely Royston Vasey) as I head back to Manchester. The shops offer some rather questionable Christmas card options.
December 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
So this feels very much like an AI came up with this
"We become what we pretend to be, so be very careful what you pretend to be." - Kurt Vonnegut
December 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
"We become what we pretend to be, so be very careful what you pretend to be." - Kurt Vonnegut
This is easily the most cursed picture I have ever shared.
December 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
This is easily the most cursed picture I have ever shared.
I got a free white board from work.
That's re-markable!
That's re-markable!
December 18, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I got a free white board from work.
That's re-markable!
That's re-markable!
One of the nicest communities on the internet is the bald subreddit. It's almost nothing but people posting pictures of themselves and asking "Is it time to shave my head?"
December 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
One of the nicest communities on the internet is the bald subreddit. It's almost nothing but people posting pictures of themselves and asking "Is it time to shave my head?"
Star Wars Fans: "Now you see, Mace Windu's lightsaber is purple because it reflects how he is possessed by both traits from the dark and light side of the force"
Samuel L Jackson: "I just really like purple"
Samuel L Jackson: "I just really like purple"
December 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Star Wars Fans: "Now you see, Mace Windu's lightsaber is purple because it reflects how he is possessed by both traits from the dark and light side of the force"
Samuel L Jackson: "I just really like purple"
Samuel L Jackson: "I just really like purple"
I drove 75 miles in a Winter storm to get a part for my computer.
It was a hard drive.
It was a hard drive.
December 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I drove 75 miles in a Winter storm to get a part for my computer.
It was a hard drive.
It was a hard drive.
I hope that one day someone loves me as much as 50 Cent hates Diddy
December 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I hope that one day someone loves me as much as 50 Cent hates Diddy
Types of Christmas songs:
1- Jesus was a baby once and He was very cool.
2- Santa Claus is very sexy
3- Christmas trees. Love them.
4- There's snow outside. That's good!
5- You know what? It's Christmas time.
1- Jesus was a baby once and He was very cool.
2- Santa Claus is very sexy
3- Christmas trees. Love them.
4- There's snow outside. That's good!
5- You know what? It's Christmas time.
December 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Types of Christmas songs:
1- Jesus was a baby once and He was very cool.
2- Santa Claus is very sexy
3- Christmas trees. Love them.
4- There's snow outside. That's good!
5- You know what? It's Christmas time.
1- Jesus was a baby once and He was very cool.
2- Santa Claus is very sexy
3- Christmas trees. Love them.
4- There's snow outside. That's good!
5- You know what? It's Christmas time.
I can't believe how many foods are betraying me in my thirties. After everything we've been through together. There's no such thing as loyalty.
December 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I can't believe how many foods are betraying me in my thirties. After everything we've been through together. There's no such thing as loyalty.
The best thing about Winter is that wasps go back to the Hell that birthed them.
December 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The best thing about Winter is that wasps go back to the Hell that birthed them.
Well... Dammit.
#whammed
#whammed
a man standing in front of a refrigerator that says think about it think again on it
ALT: a man standing in front of a refrigerator that says think about it think again on it
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Well... Dammit.
#whammed
#whammed
"That has aged like an unproblematic opinion voiced by George Clooney to Gillian Anderson over a glass of fine wine."
I just heard that phrase in the video I am watching.
10/10, no notes.
I just heard that phrase in the video I am watching.
10/10, no notes.
December 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
"That has aged like an unproblematic opinion voiced by George Clooney to Gillian Anderson over a glass of fine wine."
I just heard that phrase in the video I am watching.
10/10, no notes.
I just heard that phrase in the video I am watching.
10/10, no notes.
Your top genres:
1- Alternative Rock
2- New Wave
3- Soundtrack
4- Hip Hop
5- Indie
One of these things is not like the other. Pretty typical of me though.
1- Alternative Rock
2- New Wave
3- Soundtrack
4- Hip Hop
5- Indie
One of these things is not like the other. Pretty typical of me though.
December 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Your top genres:
1- Alternative Rock
2- New Wave
3- Soundtrack
4- Hip Hop
5- Indie
One of these things is not like the other. Pretty typical of me though.
1- Alternative Rock
2- New Wave
3- Soundtrack
4- Hip Hop
5- Indie
One of these things is not like the other. Pretty typical of me though.
Candace Owens' beef with France makes me think that she just had a really disappointing trip to Paris one time and she just never got over it.
December 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Candace Owens' beef with France makes me think that she just had a really disappointing trip to Paris one time and she just never got over it.
Ok, I'm ready for rich people problems. I've mastered broke people problems, so I'd like to move to the next level, please?
December 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Ok, I'm ready for rich people problems. I've mastered broke people problems, so I'd like to move to the next level, please?
It's strange to say this, but I'm grateful that it is currently snowing. It's almost December and it is only now snowing for the first time all Fall/ Winter. We desperately need the water, so every little bit helps
November 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
It's strange to say this, but I'm grateful that it is currently snowing. It's almost December and it is only now snowing for the first time all Fall/ Winter. We desperately need the water, so every little bit helps
Me, looking at the trending topics
Arrested Development Dead Dove GIF
ALT: Arrested Development Dead Dove GIF
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Me, looking at the trending topics
Reposted by Joseph Bradford
I don’t know what her next act will be but please keep in mind you do not ever have to hand it to Marjorie Taylor Greene
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I don’t know what her next act will be but please keep in mind you do not ever have to hand it to Marjorie Taylor Greene
Reposted by Joseph Bradford
Trump feuding with Marjorie Taylor Greene but being in love with Zohran Mamdani was not on my November 2025 bingo card
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Trump feuding with Marjorie Taylor Greene but being in love with Zohran Mamdani was not on my November 2025 bingo card
There's a rumor going around that Zohran Mamdani is going to force kids to learn Arabic numerals.
Next thing you know, he'll be recruiting for Al-Gebra too.
I hear they have weapons of math construction.
Jihadmetry, if you will.
Okay, I'm done.
Next thing you know, he'll be recruiting for Al-Gebra too.
I hear they have weapons of math construction.
Jihadmetry, if you will.
Okay, I'm done.
November 21, 2025 at 1:45 PM
There's a rumor going around that Zohran Mamdani is going to force kids to learn Arabic numerals.
Next thing you know, he'll be recruiting for Al-Gebra too.
I hear they have weapons of math construction.
Jihadmetry, if you will.
Okay, I'm done.
Next thing you know, he'll be recruiting for Al-Gebra too.
I hear they have weapons of math construction.
Jihadmetry, if you will.
Okay, I'm done.