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Why does the After Bake Off photo montage at the end of the season of the Great British Baking Show always make me cry?!?! I love them all and love how it looks like they are all friends!!!!!!! #GBBO
November 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Why does the After Bake Off photo montage at the end of the season of the Great British Baking Show always make me cry?!?! I love them all and love how it looks like they are all friends!!!!!!! #GBBO
Literally can’t stop laughing about the sandwich assault trial. How does the officer ever live that down? How do the prosecutors go into another courtroom without everyone laughing at them? It’s so silly and cringe. Keep the sandwich puns coming!!!!!!
November 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Literally can’t stop laughing about the sandwich assault trial. How does the officer ever live that down? How do the prosecutors go into another courtroom without everyone laughing at them? It’s so silly and cringe. Keep the sandwich puns coming!!!!!!
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"You privately think 'the kids' are alarmingly intolerant of free speech these days, but you’d never say this aloud or online because 'the kids' are your bosses."
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Signs That You Are a Gen-Xer Going Through Menopause
1. You sweat those newly-applied purple streaks right out of your hair. 2. You use the word “fuck” more now, even more than you used it in ...
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November 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
"You privately think 'the kids' are alarmingly intolerant of free speech these days, but you’d never say this aloud or online because 'the kids' are your bosses."
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Happy to see my polling place busy this morning! #Vote #ElectionDay
November 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Happy to see my polling place busy this morning! #Vote #ElectionDay
My sister and I went to see White Christmas with our mom at a local dinner theater last night, and we are now inspired to do a show for our family for the holidays like we did when we were preteens. I hope my family is excited!!!
two women in blue dresses singing sisters sisters
Alt: two women in blue dresses singing sisters sisters
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November 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
My sister and I went to see White Christmas with our mom at a local dinner theater last night, and we are now inspired to do a show for our family for the holidays like we did when we were preteens. I hope my family is excited!!!
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"I started bringing books with me onto the train, inside the bodega, to the park, just pretty much anywhere people could see me and wonder, 'How can someone so conventionally attractive also have intellectual pursuits?'"
I Started Reading Performatively, and Turns Out Books Are Pretty Good
It all started when Instagram introduced the twenty-slide photo dumps. Trying to post the correct ratio of photos to memes to appear both off-the-g...
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October 31, 2025 at 1:03 PM
"I started bringing books with me onto the train, inside the bodega, to the park, just pretty much anywhere people could see me and wonder, 'How can someone so conventionally attractive also have intellectual pursuits?'"
My favorite character on television right now is Jackson Lamb! Can’t wait for season 6!!!!!!!
#SlowHorses
#SlowHorses
October 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
My favorite character on television right now is Jackson Lamb! Can’t wait for season 6!!!!!!!
#SlowHorses
#SlowHorses
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It's Prison Banned Books Week — a week dedicated to shining a light on the widespread denial of incarcerated people's freedom to read.
We all have a First Amendment right to read and receive information, in and out of prison. Censorship has no place in a democracy.
We all have a First Amendment right to read and receive information, in and out of prison. Censorship has no place in a democracy.
October 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
It's Prison Banned Books Week — a week dedicated to shining a light on the widespread denial of incarcerated people's freedom to read.
We all have a First Amendment right to read and receive information, in and out of prison. Censorship has no place in a democracy.
We all have a First Amendment right to read and receive information, in and out of prison. Censorship has no place in a democracy.
Just keep the Kleenex right next to me all night.. Robert Irwin’s dance has me in puddles of tears. 😭😭😭#dwts
October 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Just keep the Kleenex right next to me all night.. Robert Irwin’s dance has me in puddles of tears. 😭😭😭#dwts
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Just a reminder that Banned Books Week isn’t about selling more copies of 1984. It’s about keeping authors and teachers and librarians safe and making sure all of us have the freedom to read widely. www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...
Children’s Authors on the Real-World Cost of Book Banning
Authors discuss how having their work targeted by censors has directly affected their livelihood and their well-being.
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October 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Just a reminder that Banned Books Week isn’t about selling more copies of 1984. It’s about keeping authors and teachers and librarians safe and making sure all of us have the freedom to read widely. www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...
My greatest achievement is making my feed almost entirely cat pictures. Keep ‘em coming!!!
September 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My greatest achievement is making my feed almost entirely cat pictures. Keep ‘em coming!!!
Me, so confused as the bakers talk about their flapjacks (pancakes to me!) before realizing the British probably call them something else!!! #GBBO
September 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Me, so confused as the bakers talk about their flapjacks (pancakes to me!) before realizing the British probably call them something else!!! #GBBO
All I want is a little Paris apartment of my own…
September 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
All I want is a little Paris apartment of my own…
Watching The Thursday Murder Club and it just makes me want to rewatch Prime Suspect!
September 1, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Watching The Thursday Murder Club and it just makes me want to rewatch Prime Suspect!
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A cluster of teens reading quietly is called a mystery.
A pile of books gathering dust is called a hold shelf.
A handful of change is called a budget.
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A pile of books gathering dust is called a hold shelf.
A handful of change is called a budget.
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Collective Nouns for Librarians
A group of librarians is called a cardigan. A collection of empty chairs is called an author reading. A collection of Eric Carle books covered in s...
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August 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
A cluster of teens reading quietly is called a mystery.
A pile of books gathering dust is called a hold shelf.
A handful of change is called a budget.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/col...
A pile of books gathering dust is called a hold shelf.
A handful of change is called a budget.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/col...