Johnny LaZebnik
@jlazebnik.bsky.social
disco stu is canonically queer because of me. you're welcome
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luckily i have purse
January 30, 2026 at 7:14 AM
luckily i have purse
things i’ve learned in 2025
December 31, 2025 at 5:30 PM
things i’ve learned in 2025
December 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
like if retweet you scrolling saw and this 😭
December 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
like if retweet you scrolling saw and this 😭
You’re Not Gonna Believe How Many Belts This Aging Twink Is Wearing
December 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
You’re Not Gonna Believe How Many Belts This Aging Twink Is Wearing
who wants to take me to the sock hop
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
who wants to take me to the sock hop
guess who just got his first pair of glasses !
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
guess who just got his first pair of glasses !
does everyone here know that i am going on a slut tour of ohio
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Johnny's Slut Tour of Ohio: Part One
A Californian Girl in Ohio: Part Une
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August 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
does everyone here know that i am going on a slut tour of ohio
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i wrote about new york
Seventeen Days in New York
An attempt to describe the most-described place on earth.
open.substack.com
May 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
i wrote about new york
reports are saying that in 2 hours i will no longer be 30, but that no one should worry because i am - in fact - still keeping it tight
April 8, 2025 at 4:50 AM
reports are saying that in 2 hours i will no longer be 30, but that no one should worry because i am - in fact - still keeping it tight
holy shit holy SHITTTT holy shit
April 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
holy shit holy SHITTTT holy shit
new ‘sletter out today ! i spent a lot of time on this one johnnylazebnik.substack.com
March 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
new ‘sletter out today ! i spent a lot of time on this one johnnylazebnik.substack.com
February 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
catching up on traitors and just want to put it out there that holding hands with dylan efron while a giant millipede crawls on us is my dream date
February 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
catching up on traitors and just want to put it out there that holding hands with dylan efron while a giant millipede crawls on us is my dream date
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When in doubt, optimize for sparks (via @jlazebnik.bsky.social)
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January 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
When in doubt, optimize for sparks (via @jlazebnik.bsky.social)
via your new favorite newsletter: blog.medium.com/a-former-new...
via your new favorite newsletter: blog.medium.com/a-former-new...
reminding everyone what i look like
January 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
reminding everyone what i look like
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Congrats to @jlazebnik.bsky.social & Rob Lazebnik (and The League of Extra Horny Gentlemen) on their WGA nomination!!
@wgawest.bsky.social
@wgawest.bsky.social
January 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Congrats to @jlazebnik.bsky.social & Rob Lazebnik (and The League of Extra Horny Gentlemen) on their WGA nomination!!
@wgawest.bsky.social
@wgawest.bsky.social
some fun news this morning !!
January 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
some fun news this morning !!
things i’ve learned in 2024
December 31, 2024 at 5:33 PM
things i’ve learned in 2024
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Last night, there was a new Simpsons that you should watch, because it's good and also because it's co-written by avowed gay @jlazebnik.bsky.social, but also it included a memorial to Billy Wright, who was another gay writer for the show. He passed away on Dec. 16...
December 30, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Last night, there was a new Simpsons that you should watch, because it's good and also because it's co-written by avowed gay @jlazebnik.bsky.social, but also it included a memorial to Billy Wright, who was another gay writer for the show. He passed away on Dec. 16...
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I’m still gagged I get to be a little part of this fantastic show.
Thank you, @rlazebnik.bsky.social @jlazebnik.bsky.social for writing last night’s very fine episode. #TheSimpsons
Thank you, @rlazebnik.bsky.social @jlazebnik.bsky.social for writing last night’s very fine episode. #TheSimpsons
December 30, 2024 at 6:21 PM
I’m still gagged I get to be a little part of this fantastic show.
Thank you, @rlazebnik.bsky.social @jlazebnik.bsky.social for writing last night’s very fine episode. #TheSimpsons
Thank you, @rlazebnik.bsky.social @jlazebnik.bsky.social for writing last night’s very fine episode. #TheSimpsons
they simpsoned me!! they simpsoned me real good!!
December 30, 2024 at 4:52 AM
they simpsoned me!! they simpsoned me real good!!
never gets old 😭
December 30, 2024 at 4:10 AM
never gets old 😭