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Johnny LaZebnik
@jlazebnik.bsky.social
disco stu is canonically queer because of me. you're welcome

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November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
hi bluesky
November 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
reports are saying that in 2 hours i will no longer be 30, but that no one should worry because i am - in fact - still keeping it tight
April 8, 2025 at 4:50 AM
holy shit holy SHITTTT holy shit
April 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
new ‘sletter out today ! i spent a lot of time on this one johnnylazebnik.substack.com
March 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
i somehow wrote 4,000 words about this

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February 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
reminding everyone what i look like
January 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
January 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
some fun news this morning !!
January 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
things i’ve learned in 2024
December 31, 2024 at 5:33 PM
they simpsoned me!! they simpsoned me real good!!
December 30, 2024 at 4:52 AM
never gets old 😭
December 30, 2024 at 4:10 AM
big things happening in my new episode of the simpsons premiering tomorrow… as a sneak preview, here’s an email that @rlazebnik.bsky.social sent the art team
December 29, 2024 at 3:23 AM
should i make this my signature look
December 26, 2024 at 9:33 PM
merry christmas!!!!
December 25, 2024 at 6:27 PM
i wrote another episode of the simpsons ! december 29th on fox :)
December 22, 2024 at 8:15 PM
i have now made two (2) lists on @letterboxd.social
December 17, 2024 at 10:09 PM
it is a frigid 72° in LA today
December 11, 2024 at 10:00 PM
i made a letterboxd just so i could do this
December 1, 2024 at 10:09 PM
been feeling a little lost lately so i decided to return to the sacred texts
November 19, 2024 at 11:44 PM
four books to get to know me !
November 19, 2024 at 8:13 PM
reskeeting my halloween costumes this year 🥰
November 18, 2024 at 9:48 PM
i am decorating for christmas today
November 16, 2024 at 8:45 PM
someone needs to make an account that just posts the gay bake-off contestants' pun names
November 16, 2024 at 5:39 PM
guy i'm hooking up with said that me not having a podcast is both "off-brand" and "impressive"
November 15, 2024 at 1:12 AM