Jaimie Kaffash
@jkaffash.bsky.social
Editor in chief of Pulse magazine during working hours. Full time Arsenal fan
Well done Stephen. I’m so happy he did that
January 23, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Well done Stephen. I’m so happy he did that
Arctic Monkeys debut album is 20yo today and so listening to it again. First, still amazing and maybe my favourite ever. Second, all the talk of grotty pubs and clubs is making me feel even older
January 23, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Arctic Monkeys debut album is 20yo today and so listening to it again. First, still amazing and maybe my favourite ever. Second, all the talk of grotty pubs and clubs is making me feel even older
This is the worst time of the week. The looming weekend with all the stress of Arsenal going for a title. It's only two days, but it does take a whole week to destress and sadly those five days fly by. Roll on the working week
January 23, 2026 at 3:24 PM
This is the worst time of the week. The looming weekend with all the stress of Arsenal going for a title. It's only two days, but it does take a whole week to destress and sadly those five days fly by. Roll on the working week
It’s such a weird criticism that the Premier League is weak at the moment. Five teams in the top eight of the CL (ha ha City). Of course it’s due to money, but still. And every team in the PL is able to take points off those six. There’s an argument that this is the strongest the league has been
January 22, 2026 at 9:51 AM
It’s such a weird criticism that the Premier League is weak at the moment. Five teams in the top eight of the CL (ha ha City). Of course it’s due to money, but still. And every team in the PL is able to take points off those six. There’s an argument that this is the strongest the league has been
Crazy to say, but an Inter Milan win might even be in our best interests! (City having to play an extra round). Obviously we don’t want that though…
January 20, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Crazy to say, but an Inter Milan win might even be in our best interests! (City having to play an extra round). Obviously we don’t want that though…
These are all top class players. Both these teams could potentially reach the semis of the World Cup. They all play at the top level of club football. But when that AFCON music plays, it descends into chaos. And I love it
January 18, 2026 at 9:47 PM
These are all top class players. Both these teams could potentially reach the semis of the World Cup. They all play at the top level of club football. But when that AFCON music plays, it descends into chaos. And I love it
Having a debate with a mate. I’m saying you stick 2023 Nathan Ake in the Milan team of 1994, and he’d be considered the greatest defender of all time (it could be any top player these days of course). Am I right?
January 18, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Having a debate with a mate. I’m saying you stick 2023 Nathan Ake in the Milan team of 1994, and he’d be considered the greatest defender of all time (it could be any top player these days of course). Am I right?
Another rare weekly mistake from the best keeper in the world
January 18, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Another rare weekly mistake from the best keeper in the world
The replies to this are a bit embarrassing. It was a horrible performance, following a horrible performance v Liverpool. But we are 7 points clear, by far the best team and squad in the league and challenging in four competitions. “We won’t win anything this season,” says one person. Embarrassing
Mikel has a huge squad of talented players. But I continue to wonder if it’s left him unsure of what players & combinations are going to reliably produce the performance he needs. I probable lean too heavily on the idea that the best teams have a “best XI” but I think we need to know ours
January 18, 2026 at 12:07 PM
The replies to this are a bit embarrassing. It was a horrible performance, following a horrible performance v Liverpool. But we are 7 points clear, by far the best team and squad in the league and challenging in four competitions. “We won’t win anything this season,” says one person. Embarrassing
Hated that. But seven points clear at the top. We are going to win the league. I really wish we played with a higher tempo though. We are constantly playing against low blocks because we take two minutes to take a throw in
January 17, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Hated that. But seven points clear at the top. We are going to win the league. I really wish we played with a higher tempo though. We are constantly playing against low blocks because we take two minutes to take a throw in
Weird watching this as a United fan. He’s a massive prick but have to say, I felt very happy when Fernandes was on the ball
January 17, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Weird watching this as a United fan. He’s a massive prick but have to say, I felt very happy when Fernandes was on the ball
Now I am petrified about the game this evening
January 17, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Now I am petrified about the game this evening
Guehi will fit in well www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Marc Guehi: Crystal Palace captain says rainbow armband message one of 'truth and inclusivity'
Crystal Palace captain Marc Guehi says his 'Jesus loves you' message on his rainbow armband is one of
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January 16, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Guehi will fit in well www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Sam has taken the now vacant position of backwards cap wearer now that Adam has left. Such a shame Adam is not here for the ghost hunting too #thetraitors
January 15, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Sam has taken the now vacant position of backwards cap wearer now that Adam has left. Such a shame Adam is not here for the ghost hunting too #thetraitors
Just the seven central midfielders on the pitch for us
January 11, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Just the seven central midfielders on the pitch for us
This Shane Lacey kid simultaneously looks 16 and a 45yo hardened criminal
January 7, 2026 at 10:01 PM
This Shane Lacey kid simultaneously looks 16 and a 45yo hardened criminal
And worth every penny
Enzo Fernandez cost £107m
January 4, 2026 at 7:28 PM
And worth every penny
Enzo Fernandez cost £107m
January 4, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Enzo Fernandez cost £107m
Commentators are saying that Chelsea need some experience, forgetting that they are not a football club, they are a hedge fund. They don’t want experience because you can’t make much profit on older players
January 4, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Commentators are saying that Chelsea need some experience, forgetting that they are not a football club, they are a hedge fund. They don’t want experience because you can’t make much profit on older players
Boos at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium and I can’t blame them. If you are a team challenging for European places then you have to get three points away at Tottenham. Sunderland fans rightly furious at their team
January 4, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Boos at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium and I can’t blame them. If you are a team challenging for European places then you have to get three points away at Tottenham. Sunderland fans rightly furious at their team
@footballcliches.bsky.social nothing sums up the death of legacy media more than Lucy Ward saying Struijk “saw the Instagram posts” instead of the more traditional “seeing the headlines” when he went for glory
January 4, 2026 at 2:23 PM
@footballcliches.bsky.social nothing sums up the death of legacy media more than Lucy Ward saying Struijk “saw the Instagram posts” instead of the more traditional “seeing the headlines” when he went for glory
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Taking significant restraint not to point out to Liverpool fans that they "only have three injuries" while they complain about missing Isak and Ekitike.
Looks like they all suddenly understand the concept of cluster injuries after deliberately failing to understand it for the last 12 months.
Looks like they all suddenly understand the concept of cluster injuries after deliberately failing to understand it for the last 12 months.
January 4, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Taking significant restraint not to point out to Liverpool fans that they "only have three injuries" while they complain about missing Isak and Ekitike.
Looks like they all suddenly understand the concept of cluster injuries after deliberately failing to understand it for the last 12 months.
Looks like they all suddenly understand the concept of cluster injuries after deliberately failing to understand it for the last 12 months.
Absolutely no need to apologise, TNT Sports
January 4, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Absolutely no need to apologise, TNT Sports
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Again: Ta-Nehisi Coates was not wrong - people who do not draw a line at genocide, will not draw a line at democracy. They are extremists by their nature.
January 4, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Again: Ta-Nehisi Coates was not wrong - people who do not draw a line at genocide, will not draw a line at democracy. They are extremists by their nature.
Reposted by Jaimie Kaffash
Oh and if you put that on a paywalled newspaper like the Sunday Times then you’re really not aiming it at the deprived and destitute, are you?
January 4, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Oh and if you put that on a paywalled newspaper like the Sunday Times then you’re really not aiming it at the deprived and destitute, are you?