JJ Surtees
@jjsurtees.bsky.social
Pushcart prize nominated. Writer. London. Published Unsung Stories, Idle Ink, Liar's League, Fictive Dream & others.
Facial recognition software must be pretty bad news for Superman.
December 17, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Facial recognition software must be pretty bad news for Superman.
New favourite cartoon landed.
December 16, 2024 at 12:46 PM
New favourite cartoon landed.
Polyphonic.
Being surrounded by many parrots.
Being surrounded by many parrots.
December 12, 2024 at 8:56 AM
Polyphonic.
Being surrounded by many parrots.
Being surrounded by many parrots.
Polygon.
A crime where some utter bastard steals your parrot.
A crime where some utter bastard steals your parrot.
December 3, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Polygon.
A crime where some utter bastard steals your parrot.
A crime where some utter bastard steals your parrot.
This isn't true.
December 1, 2024 at 11:02 AM
This isn't true.
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Box of cola seems pretty happy today.
November 30, 2024 at 11:04 AM
Box of cola seems pretty happy today.
It's always fun to find out what your partner has inexplicably never seen.
Mine's never seen The Matrix.
Mine's never seen The Matrix.
We are watching Jurassic Park because somehow my gf has never seen Jurassic Park. I know. I was appalled too.
December 1, 2024 at 12:00 AM
It's always fun to find out what your partner has inexplicably never seen.
Mine's never seen The Matrix.
Mine's never seen The Matrix.
A Bluesky experiment, to guage the groups that have made it over here.
Anyone else following the England -New Zealand #cricket test match?
Anyone else following the England -New Zealand #cricket test match?
November 30, 2024 at 10:32 PM
A Bluesky experiment, to guage the groups that have made it over here.
Anyone else following the England -New Zealand #cricket test match?
Anyone else following the England -New Zealand #cricket test match?
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this is the greatest Christmas movie ever made and if you disagree you're wrong
November 29, 2024 at 3:32 AM
this is the greatest Christmas movie ever made and if you disagree you're wrong
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Heidi Alexander’s appointment as transport secretary means the cabinet is now 100% state-educated for the first time in history - great stat from @georgeeaton.bsky.social
November 29, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Heidi Alexander’s appointment as transport secretary means the cabinet is now 100% state-educated for the first time in history - great stat from @georgeeaton.bsky.social
Given energy prices, it's the assisted drying bill that worries me.
a man playing drums with the word travis behind him
ALT: a man playing drums with the word travis behind him
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Given energy prices, it's the assisted drying bill that worries me.
Idea.
Instead of another parenting podcast, how about an anti-parenting podcast?
Just some non-parents getting together to chat about how f**king annoying parents are.
Instead of another parenting podcast, how about an anti-parenting podcast?
Just some non-parents getting together to chat about how f**king annoying parents are.
November 29, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Idea.
Instead of another parenting podcast, how about an anti-parenting podcast?
Just some non-parents getting together to chat about how f**king annoying parents are.
Instead of another parenting podcast, how about an anti-parenting podcast?
Just some non-parents getting together to chat about how f**king annoying parents are.
One thing I appreciate about Parliament is that it can move straight from debating assisted dying onto discussing ferrets.
November 29, 2024 at 3:34 PM
One thing I appreciate about Parliament is that it can move straight from debating assisted dying onto discussing ferrets.
Blackbird singing in the dead of night?
Probably an owl.
Probably an owl.
November 28, 2024 at 11:55 AM
Blackbird singing in the dead of night?
Probably an owl.
Probably an owl.
Dance like nobody's judging your obvious lack of rhythm.
November 27, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Dance like nobody's judging your obvious lack of rhythm.
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Theory: the shorter your Wikipedia 'Personal Life' section is, the happier your existence.
November 27, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Theory: the shorter your Wikipedia 'Personal Life' section is, the happier your existence.
I have, of late, from wherefore I know not, lost all my Smurfs.
November 27, 2024 at 8:57 PM
I have, of late, from wherefore I know not, lost all my Smurfs.
*Whispers*
Wicked isn't a very good musical is it...?
Wicked isn't a very good musical is it...?
November 24, 2024 at 11:00 AM
*Whispers*
Wicked isn't a very good musical is it...?
Wicked isn't a very good musical is it...?
Bluesky is such a mouthful. Can we just start calling this place "Blusk"?
November 23, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Bluesky is such a mouthful. Can we just start calling this place "Blusk"?
Do you ever wonder if Romantasy is just bad fantasy writing papered over with sex, or vice versa?
November 23, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Do you ever wonder if Romantasy is just bad fantasy writing papered over with sex, or vice versa?
One of life's worst experiences, when you ask somebody how they are and they answer honestly.
November 22, 2024 at 6:20 PM
One of life's worst experiences, when you ask somebody how they are and they answer honestly.
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It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 PM
It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes