Jim Plath
@jimplath.bsky.social
Author/Gamer/Reason for various small-print disclaimers. https://linktr.ee/jimplath
I did a democracy. #electionday #vote
November 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I did a democracy. #electionday #vote
Eversource is sponsoring the Hartford Marathon? I don't think Eversource should sponsor things. Seriously, if you tell me "Eversource has joined the fight against prostate cancer," I'm going to need a minute to decide who I'm rooting for.
October 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Eversource is sponsoring the Hartford Marathon? I don't think Eversource should sponsor things. Seriously, if you tell me "Eversource has joined the fight against prostate cancer," I'm going to need a minute to decide who I'm rooting for.
I don't even fully know what #OneDrive is, but it's being pushed so hard on me that you could prove to me it would double my efficiency, my earnings, and the size of my package, and I would still refuse to use it out of pure, unfiltered spite.
July 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I don't even fully know what #OneDrive is, but it's being pushed so hard on me that you could prove to me it would double my efficiency, my earnings, and the size of my package, and I would still refuse to use it out of pure, unfiltered spite.
Turns out the real waste, fraud, and abuse was in Congress all along...
July 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Turns out the real waste, fraud, and abuse was in Congress all along...
Military parades are the nation-state equivalent of sending unsolicited dick pics. That's why most sensible people opposed this thing. #militaryparade #nokings
June 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Military parades are the nation-state equivalent of sending unsolicited dick pics. That's why most sensible people opposed this thing. #militaryparade #nokings
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Ttrpg where you play as slugs and your only stats are Moistness and Hunger.
June 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Ttrpg where you play as slugs and your only stats are Moistness and Hunger.
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Things I Wish I Understood About Querying #1
You need Teflon Skin, a backup dream, snack drawer (maybe more than one), and the emotional resilience of a honey badger. Querying will humble you and your ancestors. *breaks out the sage*
#amquerying #writingcommunity #MSWL
You need Teflon Skin, a backup dream, snack drawer (maybe more than one), and the emotional resilience of a honey badger. Querying will humble you and your ancestors. *breaks out the sage*
#amquerying #writingcommunity #MSWL
a honey badger is laying on the ground with its claws extended
ALT: a honey badger is laying on the ground with its claws extended
media.tenor.com
June 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Things I Wish I Understood About Querying #1
You need Teflon Skin, a backup dream, snack drawer (maybe more than one), and the emotional resilience of a honey badger. Querying will humble you and your ancestors. *breaks out the sage*
#amquerying #writingcommunity #MSWL
You need Teflon Skin, a backup dream, snack drawer (maybe more than one), and the emotional resilience of a honey badger. Querying will humble you and your ancestors. *breaks out the sage*
#amquerying #writingcommunity #MSWL
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If you are lgbtqia, you belong and deserve love and happiness and everyone who thinks otherwise is a raging hunk of wet trash.
I love you, Red Sonja loves you, Wonder Woman loves you, Batgirl loves you, and the X-Men love you.
I love you, Red Sonja loves you, Wonder Woman loves you, Batgirl loves you, and the X-Men love you.
snoopy and woodstock are standing in the water with the words `` love you '' on the bottom .
Alt: snoopy and woodstock are standing in the water with the words `` love you '' on the bottom .
media.tenor.com
June 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
If you are lgbtqia, you belong and deserve love and happiness and everyone who thinks otherwise is a raging hunk of wet trash.
I love you, Red Sonja loves you, Wonder Woman loves you, Batgirl loves you, and the X-Men love you.
I love you, Red Sonja loves you, Wonder Woman loves you, Batgirl loves you, and the X-Men love you.
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Join me for Storyteller office hours and an unboxing on Twitch. twitch.tv/mattstormcrow
June 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Join me for Storyteller office hours and an unboxing on Twitch. twitch.tv/mattstormcrow
You can be against capital punishment, and that's fine. But, can we all agree that any radio DJ who talks over the whole song intro should be beaten with a bag of doorknobs?
May 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
You can be against capital punishment, and that's fine. But, can we all agree that any radio DJ who talks over the whole song intro should be beaten with a bag of doorknobs?
To the moms of the world, #happymothersday To everyone else, you're reading other people's messages, and I'm telling your mom.
May 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
To the moms of the world, #happymothersday To everyone else, you're reading other people's messages, and I'm telling your mom.
Dear Samsung, quick question for you regarding this update: what-and I really can't stress this part enough-the hell???
May 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Dear Samsung, quick question for you regarding this update: what-and I really can't stress this part enough-the hell???
#Trump is complaining that protestors confronting his GOP cronies at town hall meetings are paid actors. If true, that's very concerning because I've been detesting these clowns and their policies for free for years. Maybe I'm leaving money on the table. 🤔
March 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
#Trump is complaining that protestors confronting his GOP cronies at town hall meetings are paid actors. If true, that's very concerning because I've been detesting these clowns and their policies for free for years. Maybe I'm leaving money on the table. 🤔
I really appreciate the messaging from @benandjerrys.bsky.social , especially in the face of everything happening today. But until they bring back #PuckerUpper I refuse to forgive them fully. I'm just too petty.
February 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I really appreciate the messaging from @benandjerrys.bsky.social , especially in the face of everything happening today. But until they bring back #PuckerUpper I refuse to forgive them fully. I'm just too petty.
Fun fact: I've never met Jeffrey Combs. I take this as evidence that I may actually be a character played by him.
February 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Fun fact: I've never met Jeffrey Combs. I take this as evidence that I may actually be a character played by him.
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The House will vote this week on the GOP's budget proposal, which includes massive cuts to Medicaid and food stamps to pay for even more tax cuts for the rich.
Call your representatives now and tell them to reject it: (202) 224-3121
Call your representatives now and tell them to reject it: (202) 224-3121
February 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The House will vote this week on the GOP's budget proposal, which includes massive cuts to Medicaid and food stamps to pay for even more tax cuts for the rich.
Call your representatives now and tell them to reject it: (202) 224-3121
Call your representatives now and tell them to reject it: (202) 224-3121
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in addition to being a contemptible liar and hollow opportunist, jd vance is also just pathetic. only a guy who has fried his brain on social media would even think to say something like this
"...if American democracy can survive 10 years of Greta Thunberg scolding you guys can survive a few months of Elon Musk," VP Vance tells the Munich Security Group.
February 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
in addition to being a contemptible liar and hollow opportunist, jd vance is also just pathetic. only a guy who has fried his brain on social media would even think to say something like this
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ok #Resisters I have put together a linktree with some great resistor resources, I am still curating it but this is my down and dirty start
linktr.ee/revolution2025
linktr.ee/revolution2025
Revolution 2025 | Linktree
Welcome to the revolution resisters
linktr.ee
February 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
ok #Resisters I have put together a linktree with some great resistor resources, I am still curating it but this is my down and dirty start
linktr.ee/revolution2025
linktr.ee/revolution2025
And, of course, they renamed it to Fort Bragg. This administration is apparently terrified we won't know what big fans they are of racism and treason.
February 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
And, of course, they renamed it to Fort Bragg. This administration is apparently terrified we won't know what big fans they are of racism and treason.
Not to put too fine a point on it, but we really need to save the Department of Education. #SavetheDOE
February 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Not to put too fine a point on it, but we really need to save the Department of Education. #SavetheDOE
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This is a daily reminder. No one is asking you to feel bad about the privelage you have, whatever it may be.
But as soon as you start believing that people without your privelage can accomplish what you have as easily as you have, then you've lost the plot.
Use your privelage to help those without
But as soon as you start believing that people without your privelage can accomplish what you have as easily as you have, then you've lost the plot.
Use your privelage to help those without
February 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
This is a daily reminder. No one is asking you to feel bad about the privelage you have, whatever it may be.
But as soon as you start believing that people without your privelage can accomplish what you have as easily as you have, then you've lost the plot.
Use your privelage to help those without
But as soon as you start believing that people without your privelage can accomplish what you have as easily as you have, then you've lost the plot.
Use your privelage to help those without
Annual reminder, as #ValentinesDay approaches, that you absolutely do not need to be in love with me in order to buy me some chocolate.
February 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Annual reminder, as #ValentinesDay approaches, that you absolutely do not need to be in love with me in order to buy me some chocolate.
We've got a nazi rats chewing at the machinery of government in the name of "government efficiency," but by all means, let's send Trump to the Super Bowl.
February 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
We've got a nazi rats chewing at the machinery of government in the name of "government efficiency," but by all means, let's send Trump to the Super Bowl.
Official #SuperBowl prediction: The game is tied in the 4th qtr. Taylor Swift runs onto the field. Drops her #Chiefs jacket to reveal a vintage #Eagles Randall Cunningham jersey. She hits Travis Kelce with a folding chair. Greatest heel turn in history. #SuperbowlLIX
February 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Official #SuperBowl prediction: The game is tied in the 4th qtr. Taylor Swift runs onto the field. Drops her #Chiefs jacket to reveal a vintage #Eagles Randall Cunningham jersey. She hits Travis Kelce with a folding chair. Greatest heel turn in history. #SuperbowlLIX