Jimmy the Chimney
@jimmywardjr.bsky.social
I didn’t know Costco Hotdog Himbos were chill like that
Friko is just temu CSHR
December 11, 2024 at 10:09 AM
Friko is just temu CSHR
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the old guy who lives behind me wears a hoodie every day that says "PIZZA FAMILY"
December 8, 2024 at 6:14 PM
the old guy who lives behind me wears a hoodie every day that says "PIZZA FAMILY"
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How it feels to call your teacher “mom”
December 6, 2024 at 5:14 AM
How it feels to call your teacher “mom”
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fucked up to think about but there was two grinches on noah's ark
November 30, 2024 at 5:44 AM
fucked up to think about but there was two grinches on noah's ark
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claustrophobia is so stupid. let Santa get married.
December 2, 2024 at 2:04 PM
claustrophobia is so stupid. let Santa get married.
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what if that coldplay song was about piss
December 4, 2024 at 12:32 AM
what if that coldplay song was about piss
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me: you can hamburgle me anytime
cashier: sir this is a wendy's
cashier: sir this is a wendy's
December 4, 2024 at 12:12 AM
me: you can hamburgle me anytime
cashier: sir this is a wendy's
cashier: sir this is a wendy's
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i don’t want to be a leftist if it means thinking no one can ever make mistakes and if they do they’re irredeemable and undeserving of community
December 3, 2024 at 6:03 PM
i don’t want to be a leftist if it means thinking no one can ever make mistakes and if they do they’re irredeemable and undeserving of community
ADHD hack:
Can’t bring yourself to do that house project that’s been waiting on you for years now? Reconnect with an ex! Invite them to your house!
Once you’re dignity is on the line, the motivation will flow with abundance
Merry Christmas
Can’t bring yourself to do that house project that’s been waiting on you for years now? Reconnect with an ex! Invite them to your house!
Once you’re dignity is on the line, the motivation will flow with abundance
Merry Christmas
December 4, 2024 at 2:14 AM
ADHD hack:
Can’t bring yourself to do that house project that’s been waiting on you for years now? Reconnect with an ex! Invite them to your house!
Once you’re dignity is on the line, the motivation will flow with abundance
Merry Christmas
Can’t bring yourself to do that house project that’s been waiting on you for years now? Reconnect with an ex! Invite them to your house!
Once you’re dignity is on the line, the motivation will flow with abundance
Merry Christmas
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I’m on hinge solely to show off my Homer Simpson impression
December 2, 2024 at 5:07 PM
I’m on hinge solely to show off my Homer Simpson impression
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now that hunter biden was pardoned he can smoke all the crack he wants
December 2, 2024 at 6:25 AM
now that hunter biden was pardoned he can smoke all the crack he wants
My mom asked me to bring the green salad because I’m incompetent
November 27, 2024 at 7:25 PM
My mom asked me to bring the green salad because I’m incompetent
Drake’s wiener lacks girth if we’re being honest
November 27, 2024 at 8:26 AM
Drake’s wiener lacks girth if we’re being honest
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Sublime shouldn't be a meme band they're actually good
November 25, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Sublime shouldn't be a meme band they're actually good
absolutely hell yeah
drinking “protein powder for poets”. the box says “…the artist’s whey”
November 27, 2024 at 7:51 AM
absolutely hell yeah
whoop-strapping my fat nuts and boofing AG1
November 27, 2024 at 7:43 AM
whoop-strapping my fat nuts and boofing AG1
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It pleases me when rich people are miserable I can’t help it
Like— Drake will never be happy or dignified again and that rules
Like— Drake will never be happy or dignified again and that rules
November 26, 2024 at 6:24 PM
It pleases me when rich people are miserable I can’t help it
Like— Drake will never be happy or dignified again and that rules
Like— Drake will never be happy or dignified again and that rules
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Donkey Kong, the ape from the video game, has died
November 26, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Donkey Kong, the ape from the video game, has died