Jimmy Hell 🤘
@jimmyhell.bsky.social
#LFC supporting, super-depressed antihero | Famed internet celebrity circa 2012 | Subject of over 10,000 varying works of fiction | Ex Doc | Born #scouse | "A delightful mix of football passion and existential dread" - Bluesky Roast
On the hell app I am now @BigRedSulk because hell app.
May 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
On the hell app I am now @BigRedSulk because hell app.
Just like with Brexit, if you've voted for Trump and only now suddenly realise that he's a proper cunt who lies as often as his hair looks like a mammoth's fanny, then I've zero sympathy for you. Suck it up like you've forced us all to do, you uninformed colossal fucking pricks.
March 8, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Just like with Brexit, if you've voted for Trump and only now suddenly realise that he's a proper cunt who lies as often as his hair looks like a mammoth's fanny, then I've zero sympathy for you. Suck it up like you've forced us all to do, you uninformed colossal fucking pricks.
Happy International Women's Day!
Here, I got you some flowers, gifts, attention, care, encouragement, money, friendship, forgiveness, and loads of my time.
Nah, you're welcome. If you could just make me feel like shit and totally worthless and stupid for all of that, that'd be great!
Here, I got you some flowers, gifts, attention, care, encouragement, money, friendship, forgiveness, and loads of my time.
Nah, you're welcome. If you could just make me feel like shit and totally worthless and stupid for all of that, that'd be great!
March 8, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Happy International Women's Day!
Here, I got you some flowers, gifts, attention, care, encouragement, money, friendship, forgiveness, and loads of my time.
Nah, you're welcome. If you could just make me feel like shit and totally worthless and stupid for all of that, that'd be great!
Here, I got you some flowers, gifts, attention, care, encouragement, money, friendship, forgiveness, and loads of my time.
Nah, you're welcome. If you could just make me feel like shit and totally worthless and stupid for all of that, that'd be great!
Stunningly stupid.
February 24, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Stunningly stupid.
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Gomez - out for the season
Alisson - missed 6 weeks
Konate - missed nearly 2 months
Trent - missed a month
Jota - missed 3 months
Elliott - missed 4 months
Gakpo - missed last 2 games
Mac Allister - in and out the team all season with niggling injuries.
The fully fit & available all the time Reds!
Alisson - missed 6 weeks
Konate - missed nearly 2 months
Trent - missed a month
Jota - missed 3 months
Elliott - missed 4 months
Gakpo - missed last 2 games
Mac Allister - in and out the team all season with niggling injuries.
The fully fit & available all the time Reds!
February 24, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Gomez - out for the season
Alisson - missed 6 weeks
Konate - missed nearly 2 months
Trent - missed a month
Jota - missed 3 months
Elliott - missed 4 months
Gakpo - missed last 2 games
Mac Allister - in and out the team all season with niggling injuries.
The fully fit & available all the time Reds!
Alisson - missed 6 weeks
Konate - missed nearly 2 months
Trent - missed a month
Jota - missed 3 months
Elliott - missed 4 months
Gakpo - missed last 2 games
Mac Allister - in and out the team all season with niggling injuries.
The fully fit & available all the time Reds!
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Roses are red
Violets are blue...
Violets are blue...
February 14, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue...
Violets are blue...
What a goal, Mitoma. What a touch to bring that down.
February 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
What a goal, Mitoma. What a touch to bring that down.
So tired of this shite. Beginning to wish he'd have fucked off in January, tbh. I've no idea why we're playing this stupid game of pretending like he's not made up his mind. The little rat's as good as gone, and his performance has dropped off a cliff this season because his head is already there.
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February 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
So tired of this shite. Beginning to wish he'd have fucked off in January, tbh. I've no idea why we're playing this stupid game of pretending like he's not made up his mind. The little rat's as good as gone, and his performance has dropped off a cliff this season because his head is already there.
Hope I'm wrong, but right now this thing looks like hot ass.
February 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Hope I'm wrong, but right now this thing looks like hot ass.
Wow, imagine my complete shock at Captain America: Brave New World getting terrible reviews. I really thought having Sam Wilson as CA was gonna be incredible and not a fucking terrible idea that made for another complete washout of an MCU entry.
Sigh.
Sigh.
February 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Wow, imagine my complete shock at Captain America: Brave New World getting terrible reviews. I really thought having Sam Wilson as CA was gonna be incredible and not a fucking terrible idea that made for another complete washout of an MCU entry.
Sigh.
Sigh.
Telling you now, they WILL make an example of Slot and give him a two game ban for fucking nothing, and he'll be the only manager to EVER get an extra game for shaking someone's hand.
BUT... here's the kicker - they'll only hand him the ban AFTER Wolves, so he's banned for the City game. Watch.
BUT... here's the kicker - they'll only hand him the ban AFTER Wolves, so he's banned for the City game. Watch.
February 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Telling you now, they WILL make an example of Slot and give him a two game ban for fucking nothing, and he'll be the only manager to EVER get an extra game for shaking someone's hand.
BUT... here's the kicker - they'll only hand him the ban AFTER Wolves, so he's banned for the City game. Watch.
BUT... here's the kicker - they'll only hand him the ban AFTER Wolves, so he's banned for the City game. Watch.
If this is true then it's fucking staggering.
Salah has played 274 league games for us. He has been given 212 fouls. Anthony Gordon has been given 52 fouls this season. Premier league referees actively discriminate against Salah.
February 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
If this is true then it's fucking staggering.
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Salah has played 274 league games for us. He has been given 212 fouls. Anthony Gordon has been given 52 fouls this season. Premier league referees actively discriminate against Salah.
February 13, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Salah has played 274 league games for us. He has been given 212 fouls. Anthony Gordon has been given 52 fouls this season. Premier league referees actively discriminate against Salah.
"The nasty man shook my hand all nastily"
Pathetic fucking twat.
Pathetic fucking twat.
February 13, 2025 at 9:43 AM
"The nasty man shook my hand all nastily"
Pathetic fucking twat.
Pathetic fucking twat.
Couple of hours later and I'm still fuming.
February 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Couple of hours later and I'm still fuming.
Slot got sent off for a firm handshake?
Christ, Oliver is such a fanny.
Christ, Oliver is such a fanny.
February 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Slot got sent off for a firm handshake?
Christ, Oliver is such a fanny.
Christ, Oliver is such a fanny.
Whatever way you want to cook it so that Michael Oliver gets away with yet another disaster of a refereeing performance, he's got history with us, and this one decision ALONE is enough to make you question his impartiality. Absolutely disgusting.
February 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Whatever way you want to cook it so that Michael Oliver gets away with yet another disaster of a refereeing performance, he's got history with us, and this one decision ALONE is enough to make you question his impartiality. Absolutely disgusting.
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Michael Oliver is a joke.
Same referee that didn't give Pickford a red for his horror tackle on Virgil.
Same referee that didn't give us a penalty for the Doku high foot.
Same referee that GIFTED them two goals today.
Oh, and he's allowed to referee in Saudi for the City owners. Sound.
Same referee that didn't give Pickford a red for his horror tackle on Virgil.
Same referee that didn't give us a penalty for the Doku high foot.
Same referee that GIFTED them two goals today.
Oh, and he's allowed to referee in Saudi for the City owners. Sound.
February 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Michael Oliver is a joke.
Same referee that didn't give Pickford a red for his horror tackle on Virgil.
Same referee that didn't give us a penalty for the Doku high foot.
Same referee that GIFTED them two goals today.
Oh, and he's allowed to referee in Saudi for the City owners. Sound.
Same referee that didn't give Pickford a red for his horror tackle on Virgil.
Same referee that didn't give us a penalty for the Doku high foot.
Same referee that GIFTED them two goals today.
Oh, and he's allowed to referee in Saudi for the City owners. Sound.
Off to kill myself.
Bye.
Bye.
February 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Off to kill myself.
Bye.
Bye.
Michael Oliver playing until the score.
Fucking cunt. Die.
Fucking cunt. Die.
February 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Michael Oliver playing until the score.
Fucking cunt. Die.
Fucking cunt. Die.
Absolutely beyond doubt that Michael Oliver is on the take.
February 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Absolutely beyond doubt that Michael Oliver is on the take.
Amazing how much McCoist and Ferdinand were enjoying this game right up until we scored, isn't it?
February 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Amazing how much McCoist and Ferdinand were enjoying this game right up until we scored, isn't it?
At his current rate, Mo Salah is on course for a 70 (SEVENTY) goal contributions season.
February 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
At his current rate, Mo Salah is on course for a 70 (SEVENTY) goal contributions season.