Jimmy Hell 🤘
@jimmyhell.bsky.social
#LFC supporting, super-depressed antihero | Famed internet celebrity circa 2012 | Subject of over 10,000 varying works of fiction | Ex Doc | Born #scouse | "A delightful mix of football passion and existential dread" - Bluesky Roast
Does the new Pope shit on kids in the woods?
May 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Does the new Pope shit on kids in the woods?
I commented on a racist American woman abusing Koreans and then resisting arrest, by saying "Be quicker to shoot her" and got a perm suspension for it.
May 24, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I commented on a racist American woman abusing Koreans and then resisting arrest, by saying "Be quicker to shoot her" and got a perm suspension for it.
I would do if this place had slightly more life than a fucking morgue, mate.
May 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I would do if this place had slightly more life than a fucking morgue, mate.
I definitely won't be getting into a Red Sulk about it.
May 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I definitely won't be getting into a Red Sulk about it.
I definitely won't be making a new account over there now, and even if I did, I wouldn't be having a stupid picture or saying ImBatmanLad. Just saying.
May 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I definitely won't be making a new account over there now, and even if I did, I wouldn't be having a stupid picture or saying ImBatmanLad. Just saying.
Yeah, I sometimes go down a rabbit hole too.
May 13, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Yeah, I sometimes go down a rabbit hole too.
Always the way. Even as I tweeted it I knew it would likely get me in trouble. I mean, it was about a piece of shit American woman being racist to Koreans and resisting arrest, so... naturally I'm in the wrong.
May 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Always the way. Even as I tweeted it I knew it would likely get me in trouble. I mean, it was about a piece of shit American woman being racist to Koreans and resisting arrest, so... naturally I'm in the wrong.
Most they can get is 85. They need us to drop 12 points while being perfect from their end.
Bottom line: they're done.
Bottom line: they're done.
March 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Most they can get is 85. They need us to drop 12 points while being perfect from their end.
Bottom line: they're done.
Bottom line: they're done.
Hahaha, cheers. I think I definitely did.
March 4, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Hahaha, cheers. I think I definitely did.
Oh, just over TWO seasons, yeah? I see. Can we arbitrarily select these two seasons as well, or do we just go by the last two? Or whichever two seasons YOU choose?
Also, you do realise that over the last two seasons we have MORE points than you, right?
Also, you do realise that over the last two seasons we have MORE points than you, right?
February 24, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Oh, just over TWO seasons, yeah? I see. Can we arbitrarily select these two seasons as well, or do we just go by the last two? Or whichever two seasons YOU choose?
Also, you do realise that over the last two seasons we have MORE points than you, right?
Also, you do realise that over the last two seasons we have MORE points than you, right?
My OCD is bugging out.
February 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
My OCD is bugging out.
Really hard to tell if he's mentally unwell or just a colossal twat.
February 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Really hard to tell if he's mentally unwell or just a colossal twat.
Today:
"But any suspension for the Liverpool head coach and assistant Hulshoff will be determined at a later date...."
OH WHAT A MASSIVE SHOCK I WONDER HOW MANY GAMES IT'LL BE
"But any suspension for the Liverpool head coach and assistant Hulshoff will be determined at a later date...."
OH WHAT A MASSIVE SHOCK I WONDER HOW MANY GAMES IT'LL BE
February 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Today:
"But any suspension for the Liverpool head coach and assistant Hulshoff will be determined at a later date...."
OH WHAT A MASSIVE SHOCK I WONDER HOW MANY GAMES IT'LL BE
"But any suspension for the Liverpool head coach and assistant Hulshoff will be determined at a later date...."
OH WHAT A MASSIVE SHOCK I WONDER HOW MANY GAMES IT'LL BE