Jim Davis, Online
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colossal stone head
June 27, 2024 at 4:10 AM
colossal stone head
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Democrats say "Trump's ICE" like they want their voters to think Dem ICE will be the reverse of this when it will just be the current model with better messaging and a few new superficial "safety rails"
January 24, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Democrats say "Trump's ICE" like they want their voters to think Dem ICE will be the reverse of this when it will just be the current model with better messaging and a few new superficial "safety rails"
the thing that’s really crazy-making to me is that ‘illegal immigration’ is a civil offense in the US, not a criminal one, so there’s not really a reason for a roving band of death squads to get billions & billions of dollars except that American legislators love & crave death
January 24, 2026 at 6:24 PM
the thing that’s really crazy-making to me is that ‘illegal immigration’ is a civil offense in the US, not a criminal one, so there’s not really a reason for a roving band of death squads to get billions & billions of dollars except that American legislators love & crave death
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As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.
ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
January 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.
ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers:
great grandpa
hop along
carly rae jepsen
st vincent
chelsea wolfe
great grandpa
hop along
carly rae jepsen
st vincent
chelsea wolfe
five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers:
sharon jones & the dap kings
wolf alice
neko case
phoebe bridgers
the beths
sharon jones & the dap kings
wolf alice
neko case
phoebe bridgers
the beths
Now this one I’ll do: five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers:
Courtney Barnett
Lizzo
Ani DiFranco
St. Vincent
Hurray for the Riff Raff
Courtney Barnett
Lizzo
Ani DiFranco
St. Vincent
Hurray for the Riff Raff
January 22, 2026 at 2:02 AM
five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers:
great grandpa
hop along
carly rae jepsen
st vincent
chelsea wolfe
great grandpa
hop along
carly rae jepsen
st vincent
chelsea wolfe
Retro game store haul
January 20, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Retro game store haul
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damn what is wrong with me, i am having the hardest time concentrating on work, i lament as i compulsively refresh live feeds of unspeakable horrors
January 17, 2026 at 7:52 PM
damn what is wrong with me, i am having the hardest time concentrating on work, i lament as i compulsively refresh live feeds of unspeakable horrors
Steely Dan’s Elfen Lied
December 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Steely Dan’s Elfen Lied
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ok i can't make fun of this subreddit this is a great bit
![post: quick burg at the hospital cafe before we take grandpa off life support
author: [deleted]
picture: a hospital burger in a styrofoam container, blurred plausibly a hospital lobby background](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3vyl2i7k2fuk7lbnmlxh3vof/bafkreibtr6gyugltmeqt6ttx2pxcfggjwio2ld26kbd42v7yyekhmyrkce@jpeg)
December 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
ok i can't make fun of this subreddit this is a great bit
Dinking around with Divinity 2, Morrowind, & Gothic 2 a bit lately makes Ultima IX even funnier in retrospect, like how did you not figure this out
December 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Dinking around with Divinity 2, Morrowind, & Gothic 2 a bit lately makes Ultima IX even funnier in retrospect, like how did you not figure this out
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some straight men will only dance if there are more than 200 pounds of analog synths onstage. it’s just how it is. whatever it takes.
December 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
some straight men will only dance if there are more than 200 pounds of analog synths onstage. it’s just how it is. whatever it takes.
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i'm a huge sucker for the "one serious one, one silly one" style of epitaph, and this one (from @maximumgraves.bsky.social's brilliant comic What Happens Next) might just be my favorite of all time.
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
i'm a huge sucker for the "one serious one, one silly one" style of epitaph, and this one (from @maximumgraves.bsky.social's brilliant comic What Happens Next) might just be my favorite of all time.
NYT confirms Trump poop jet real
President Trump posted what appeared to be an A.I.-generated video on social media showing him wearing a crown and flying a jet labeled “King Trump” that dumps brown liquid on protesters. He shared the video on Saturday, the same day that protesters participated in mass “No Kings” demonstrations.
Trump Posts Fake A.I. Video of Himself Flying a ‘King Trump’ Jet Over Protesters
President Trump shared what appeared to be an A.I.-generated video on social media. It shows Mr. Trump wearing a crown and flying a jet that dumps brown liquid on demonstrators.
nyti.ms
October 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
NYT confirms Trump poop jet real
Honestly not seeing any reasons why the dems should cooperate at all with ending the shutdown, especially as Trump cuts programs & projects that already had funds appropriated to them. If it’s all going to be cut anyway why give the administration any daylight at all
October 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Honestly not seeing any reasons why the dems should cooperate at all with ending the shutdown, especially as Trump cuts programs & projects that already had funds appropriated to them. If it’s all going to be cut anyway why give the administration any daylight at all
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one of the reasons i had trump derangement syndrome is because i couldn't stand how "HOT" he made are country
October 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
one of the reasons i had trump derangement syndrome is because i couldn't stand how "HOT" he made are country
“This is an acceptable station”
-what I hear every time the subway stops in NY
-what I hear every time the subway stops in NY
July 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
“This is an acceptable station”
-what I hear every time the subway stops in NY
-what I hear every time the subway stops in NY
All Andrew Cuomo knows how to do is eat hot chips, kill grandmas, and lie
July 15, 2025 at 12:51 PM
All Andrew Cuomo knows how to do is eat hot chips, kill grandmas, and lie
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they don't even have solidarity with other old people. cuomo turned retirement homes into plague camps
June 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
they don't even have solidarity with other old people. cuomo turned retirement homes into plague camps
You gotta fight like hell but I keep thinking about Nevada
June 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
You gotta fight like hell but I keep thinking about Nevada
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tfw you hear "dinner's ready!" and it's corn dog night
June 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
tfw you hear "dinner's ready!" and it's corn dog night
people don’t want moderate common sense policy, they want the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
June 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
people don’t want moderate common sense policy, they want the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Lou Bega’s Mamba No. 5 is the song of the summer
June 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Lou Bega’s Mamba No. 5 is the song of the summer
I recognize I’m going through an Emotional Time rn but watching Sinners last night I actually liked it more than on my first watch, and I really enjoyed my first watch!!
June 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I recognize I’m going through an Emotional Time rn but watching Sinners last night I actually liked it more than on my first watch, and I really enjoyed my first watch!!
1000 years ideological warfare against the American pickup truck
June 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
1000 years ideological warfare against the American pickup truck