Jim Davis, Online
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Jim davis is online, and he is on the line. Taking risks, making posts, having a good time with friends. That's the jim davis online guarantee. He/Him.
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i'm a huge sucker for the "one serious one, one silly one" style of epitaph, and this one (from @maximumgraves.bsky.social's brilliant comic What Happens Next) might just be my favorite of all time.
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
i'm a huge sucker for the "one serious one, one silly one" style of epitaph, and this one (from @maximumgraves.bsky.social's brilliant comic What Happens Next) might just be my favorite of all time.
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aloooooooof wifewolves of london
November 4, 2025 at 3:29 AM
aloooooooof wifewolves of london
NYT confirms Trump poop jet real
President Trump posted what appeared to be an A.I.-generated video on social media showing him wearing a crown and flying a jet labeled “King Trump” that dumps brown liquid on protesters. He shared the video on Saturday, the same day that protesters participated in mass “No Kings” demonstrations.
Trump Posts Fake A.I. Video of Himself Flying a ‘King Trump’ Jet Over Protesters
President Trump shared what appeared to be an A.I.-generated video on social media. It shows Mr. Trump wearing a crown and flying a jet that dumps brown liquid on demonstrators.
nyti.ms
October 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
NYT confirms Trump poop jet real
Honestly not seeing any reasons why the dems should cooperate at all with ending the shutdown, especially as Trump cuts programs & projects that already had funds appropriated to them. If it’s all going to be cut anyway why give the administration any daylight at all
October 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Honestly not seeing any reasons why the dems should cooperate at all with ending the shutdown, especially as Trump cuts programs & projects that already had funds appropriated to them. If it’s all going to be cut anyway why give the administration any daylight at all
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one of the reasons i had trump derangement syndrome is because i couldn't stand how "HOT" he made are country
October 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
one of the reasons i had trump derangement syndrome is because i couldn't stand how "HOT" he made are country
“This is an acceptable station”
-what I hear every time the subway stops in NY
-what I hear every time the subway stops in NY
July 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
“This is an acceptable station”
-what I hear every time the subway stops in NY
-what I hear every time the subway stops in NY
All Andrew Cuomo knows how to do is eat hot chips, kill grandmas, and lie
July 15, 2025 at 12:51 PM
All Andrew Cuomo knows how to do is eat hot chips, kill grandmas, and lie
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they don't even have solidarity with other old people. cuomo turned retirement homes into plague camps
June 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
they don't even have solidarity with other old people. cuomo turned retirement homes into plague camps
You gotta fight like hell but I keep thinking about Nevada
June 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
You gotta fight like hell but I keep thinking about Nevada
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tfw you hear "dinner's ready!" and it's corn dog night
June 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
tfw you hear "dinner's ready!" and it's corn dog night
people don’t want moderate common sense policy, they want the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
June 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
people don’t want moderate common sense policy, they want the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Lou Bega’s Mamba No. 5 is the song of the summer
June 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Lou Bega’s Mamba No. 5 is the song of the summer
I recognize I’m going through an Emotional Time rn but watching Sinners last night I actually liked it more than on my first watch, and I really enjoyed my first watch!!
June 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I recognize I’m going through an Emotional Time rn but watching Sinners last night I actually liked it more than on my first watch, and I really enjoyed my first watch!!
1000 years ideological warfare against the American pickup truck
June 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
1000 years ideological warfare against the American pickup truck
my girlfriend was too sore to lean over and give me a kiss on the way off to bed so she gave me a firm handshake
June 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
my girlfriend was too sore to lean over and give me a kiss on the way off to bed so she gave me a firm handshake
still figuring out how I feel about 9 Kings, but I think it’s just because the difficulty seems to oscillate between “way too easy” and “whoops rng made it so you couldnt scale so now you Lose”
May 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
still figuring out how I feel about 9 Kings, but I think it’s just because the difficulty seems to oscillate between “way too easy” and “whoops rng made it so you couldnt scale so now you Lose”
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I shrunk the pronatalists so I can hear their delightful thoughts whenever I want from my own shirt pocket
ᴵ ᵇᵉᵃʳ ʷʰᶦᵗᵉ ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ
ᵒⁿᶜᵉ ᵐᵒʳᵉ
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🔘👄🔘 🔲👄🔲
/
ᴸᵉᵗ ᵘˢ ʳᵉᵍᵃˡᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ
ˢᵗʳᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜʰᶦˡᵈ
ᴵ ᵇᵉᵃʳ ʷʰᶦᵗᵉ ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ
ᵒⁿᶜᵉ ᵐᵒʳᵉ
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🔘👄🔘 🔲👄🔲
/
ᴸᵉᵗ ᵘˢ ʳᵉᵍᵃˡᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ
ˢᵗʳᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜʰᶦˡᵈ
April 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I shrunk the pronatalists so I can hear their delightful thoughts whenever I want from my own shirt pocket
ᴵ ᵇᵉᵃʳ ʷʰᶦᵗᵉ ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ
ᵒⁿᶜᵉ ᵐᵒʳᵉ
\
🔘👄🔘 🔲👄🔲
/
ᴸᵉᵗ ᵘˢ ʳᵉᵍᵃˡᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ
ˢᵗʳᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜʰᶦˡᵈ
ᴵ ᵇᵉᵃʳ ʷʰᶦᵗᵉ ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ
ᵒⁿᶜᵉ ᵐᵒʳᵉ
\
🔘👄🔘 🔲👄🔲
/
ᴸᵉᵗ ᵘˢ ʳᵉᵍᵃˡᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ
ˢᵗʳᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜʰᶦˡᵈ
Hilarious
The University of Austin turns out to be exactly as full of shit on free speech as everyone on the left predicted it would be from the beginning
Is the University Of Austin Betraying Its Founding Principles?
Created as a haven for free thinkers, UATX was the last place where I’d expected to encounter ideological litmus tests.
quillette.com
May 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Hilarious
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is this year’s Metaphor ReFantazio, awful name and all.
May 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is this year’s Metaphor ReFantazio, awful name and all.
the first time in Astrobot they shrink you down to the size of an apple I might’ve shrieked in delight
April 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
the first time in Astrobot they shrink you down to the size of an apple I might’ve shrieked in delight
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I’m a bitch
I’m a spider
I’m a drow
I’m a drider
I’m a spider
I’m a drow
I’m a drider
October 6, 2024 at 7:18 PM
I’m a bitch
I’m a spider
I’m a drow
I’m a drider
I’m a spider
I’m a drow
I’m a drider
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I truly think Dr. Mel King is the greatest tv character of the decade
April 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I truly think Dr. Mel King is the greatest tv character of the decade
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worried I’m gonna drop xenoblade x because I did like 8 open world side quests after the game really opened up and it didn’t give my party enough exp to do the next main mission
March 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
worried I’m gonna drop xenoblade x because I did like 8 open world side quests after the game really opened up and it didn’t give my party enough exp to do the next main mission
sobbing & dry heaving thinking about how good Dragon Quest XI S is
March 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
sobbing & dry heaving thinking about how good Dragon Quest XI S is