Jim-Bob
@jimbob304.bsky.social
Therapeutic Humor, Presbyterian, Weisenheimer
National Pickle Day means #NotTheHallmarkChannel movies like
8 PM Jingle Dills
10 PM Gherkin Around the Christmas Tree
12 AM Vlasic Christmas, I Gave You My Heart
8 PM Jingle Dills
10 PM Gherkin Around the Christmas Tree
12 AM Vlasic Christmas, I Gave You My Heart
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 AM
National Pickle Day means #NotTheHallmarkChannel movies like
8 PM Jingle Dills
10 PM Gherkin Around the Christmas Tree
12 AM Vlasic Christmas, I Gave You My Heart
8 PM Jingle Dills
10 PM Gherkin Around the Christmas Tree
12 AM Vlasic Christmas, I Gave You My Heart
From 2015, #NotTheHallmarkChannel's salute to biologists who study lower life forms in these movies we found under, on, or near a rock:
8 PM: Moss Be Christmas
10 PM: It's a Wonderful Lichen
12 AM: Slime Dreaming of a White Christmas
8 PM: Moss Be Christmas
10 PM: It's a Wonderful Lichen
12 AM: Slime Dreaming of a White Christmas
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
From 2015, #NotTheHallmarkChannel's salute to biologists who study lower life forms in these movies we found under, on, or near a rock:
8 PM: Moss Be Christmas
10 PM: It's a Wonderful Lichen
12 AM: Slime Dreaming of a White Christmas
8 PM: Moss Be Christmas
10 PM: It's a Wonderful Lichen
12 AM: Slime Dreaming of a White Christmas
#NotTheHallmarkChannel is in the soup for serving up steaming bowls of holiday goodness, like
8 PM: Minestrone on 34th Street
10 PM: Chowder of the Bells
12 AM: Miso This is Christmas
8 PM: Minestrone on 34th Street
10 PM: Chowder of the Bells
12 AM: Miso This is Christmas
November 12, 2025 at 12:07 PM
#NotTheHallmarkChannel is in the soup for serving up steaming bowls of holiday goodness, like
8 PM: Minestrone on 34th Street
10 PM: Chowder of the Bells
12 AM: Miso This is Christmas
8 PM: Minestrone on 34th Street
10 PM: Chowder of the Bells
12 AM: Miso This is Christmas
I was just qualified for a position with the Justice Department. Unfortunately, it's as a Defendant.
November 12, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I was just qualified for a position with the Justice Department. Unfortunately, it's as a Defendant.
"If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, you obviously don't understand the situation." - old engineering proverb, per Bryon Rakoff
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
"If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, you obviously don't understand the situation." - old engineering proverb, per Bryon Rakoff
She was looking for man who grew crops for grazing and silage. A real Alfalfa male.
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
She was looking for man who grew crops for grazing and silage. A real Alfalfa male.
The Android operating system was released by Google this day in 2007! #NotTheHallmarkChannel invites you to download these instant classics:
8 PM: Tidings of Comfort, Android
10 PM: App on the Rooftop
12 AM: Here We Go a Googling
2 AM: Baby It's Code Inside
8 PM: Tidings of Comfort, Android
10 PM: App on the Rooftop
12 AM: Here We Go a Googling
2 AM: Baby It's Code Inside
November 5, 2025 at 11:26 AM
The Android operating system was released by Google this day in 2007! #NotTheHallmarkChannel invites you to download these instant classics:
8 PM: Tidings of Comfort, Android
10 PM: App on the Rooftop
12 AM: Here We Go a Googling
2 AM: Baby It's Code Inside
8 PM: Tidings of Comfort, Android
10 PM: App on the Rooftop
12 AM: Here We Go a Googling
2 AM: Baby It's Code Inside
#NotTheHallmarkChannel has Elton John's salute to St. Nick!
I'm Still Santa
Don't Let the Sleigh Go Down on Me
Someone Saved My Elf Tonight
Naughty Seems to Be the Hardest Word
The Bitch is Back-ordered
Reindeer Man
I Guess That's Why They Call It The Yule
I'm Still Santa
Don't Let the Sleigh Go Down on Me
Someone Saved My Elf Tonight
Naughty Seems to Be the Hardest Word
The Bitch is Back-ordered
Reindeer Man
I Guess That's Why They Call It The Yule
November 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
#NotTheHallmarkChannel has Elton John's salute to St. Nick!
I'm Still Santa
Don't Let the Sleigh Go Down on Me
Someone Saved My Elf Tonight
Naughty Seems to Be the Hardest Word
The Bitch is Back-ordered
Reindeer Man
I Guess That's Why They Call It The Yule
I'm Still Santa
Don't Let the Sleigh Go Down on Me
Someone Saved My Elf Tonight
Naughty Seems to Be the Hardest Word
The Bitch is Back-ordered
Reindeer Man
I Guess That's Why They Call It The Yule
On National Love Your Lawyer day, #NotTheHallmarkChannel presents new classics to which no judge will object:
8 PM: Mistrial on 34th Street
10 PM: I Saw Mommy Suing Santa Claus
12 AM: Holiday Injunction
8 PM: Mistrial on 34th Street
10 PM: I Saw Mommy Suing Santa Claus
12 AM: Holiday Injunction
November 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
On National Love Your Lawyer day, #NotTheHallmarkChannel presents new classics to which no judge will object:
8 PM: Mistrial on 34th Street
10 PM: I Saw Mommy Suing Santa Claus
12 AM: Holiday Injunction
8 PM: Mistrial on 34th Street
10 PM: I Saw Mommy Suing Santa Claus
12 AM: Holiday Injunction
Reminder: If you did Trunk-or-Treat, it's time to let them out of the trunk.
November 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Reminder: If you did Trunk-or-Treat, it's time to let them out of the trunk.
Porch Pirate of the Caribbean
October 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Porch Pirate of the Caribbean
National Knock-knock Joke Day.
The Horror
The Horror
October 31, 2025 at 12:36 PM
National Knock-knock Joke Day.
The Horror
The Horror
All chocolate in the house is now in protective custody, better known as The Whitman's Protection Program
October 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
All chocolate in the house is now in protective custody, better known as The Whitman's Protection Program
I applied for Social Security Benefits today. Talk about a Senior moment!
October 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I applied for Social Security Benefits today. Talk about a Senior moment!
Rainy days and goose pluckers always get me down.
October 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Rainy days and goose pluckers always get me down.
The new ZOOM update is to version 6.6.6
It's been nice knowing y'all!
It's been nice knowing y'all!
October 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The new ZOOM update is to version 6.6.6
It's been nice knowing y'all!
It's been nice knowing y'all!
Headline: "Police Arrest Topless Woman in G-String After 128 MPH High-Speed Chase..." why were the police wearing a G-String?
October 27, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Headline: "Police Arrest Topless Woman in G-String After 128 MPH High-Speed Chase..." why were the police wearing a G-String?
Reposted by Jim-Bob
I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak
October 22, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak
October 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Reposted by Jim-Bob
Reject tariffs! History has shown us that they only lead to economic depression and military aggression.
📌This Ontario, Canada, commercial is the truth, sheer brilliance, and should spread like wildfire across the United States.
Ontario launches $75 million ad campaign using the words of Ronald Reagan to argue against tariffs.
YouTube video by Toronto Sun
www.youtube.com
October 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Reject tariffs! History has shown us that they only lead to economic depression and military aggression.
Reposted by Jim-Bob
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
National Chemistry Week is here, celebrating "The Hidden Life of Spices."
Without Chemistry, life would be bland! #NationalChemistryWeek
Without Chemistry, life would be bland! #NationalChemistryWeek
October 20, 2025 at 11:26 AM
National Chemistry Week is here, celebrating "The Hidden Life of Spices."
Without Chemistry, life would be bland! #NationalChemistryWeek
Without Chemistry, life would be bland! #NationalChemistryWeek
Welcome back, National Chemistry Week!
October 19, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Welcome back, National Chemistry Week!
It's the 53rd Birthday of the Clean Water Act - Take a sewer to lunch!
October 18, 2025 at 11:29 AM
It's the 53rd Birthday of the Clean Water Act - Take a sewer to lunch!
New comedy show about Henny Youngman teaching calculus, called "Take My Derivative - PLEASE!"
October 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
New comedy show about Henny Youngman teaching calculus, called "Take My Derivative - PLEASE!"