Jim-Bob
@jimbob304.bsky.social
Therapeutic Humor, Presbyterian, Weisenheimer
Thinking about an old improv partner who was a genius at creating spaces. With a few gestures, he could establish a bar, a factory, or a ball park. He was always There for me.
November 22, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Thinking about an old improv partner who was a genius at creating spaces. With a few gestures, he could establish a bar, a factory, or a ball park. He was always There for me.
#NotTheHallmarkChannel celebrates No Shave November with some happy hairy holiday movies:
6 PM: Goatee It On the Mountain
8 PM: We Whisker a Merry Christmas
10 PM: Hair We Come, A-Caroling
12 AM: Barbasol Through The Night
6 PM: Goatee It On the Mountain
8 PM: We Whisker a Merry Christmas
10 PM: Hair We Come, A-Caroling
12 AM: Barbasol Through The Night
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
#NotTheHallmarkChannel celebrates No Shave November with some happy hairy holiday movies:
6 PM: Goatee It On the Mountain
8 PM: We Whisker a Merry Christmas
10 PM: Hair We Come, A-Caroling
12 AM: Barbasol Through The Night
6 PM: Goatee It On the Mountain
8 PM: We Whisker a Merry Christmas
10 PM: Hair We Come, A-Caroling
12 AM: Barbasol Through The Night
1970 trip to drug store: Vitalis
2025 trip to drug store: Cialis
History does not repeat, but it rhymes.
2025 trip to drug store: Cialis
History does not repeat, but it rhymes.
November 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
1970 trip to drug store: Vitalis
2025 trip to drug store: Cialis
History does not repeat, but it rhymes.
2025 trip to drug store: Cialis
History does not repeat, but it rhymes.
It's National Princess Day, so #NotTheHallmarkChannel makes your dreams come true with
8 PM: Merida on 34th Street
10 PM: Carol of the Belle
12 AM: Have Yourself a Mulan Little Christmas
8 PM: Merida on 34th Street
10 PM: Carol of the Belle
12 AM: Have Yourself a Mulan Little Christmas
November 18, 2025 at 12:11 PM
It's National Princess Day, so #NotTheHallmarkChannel makes your dreams come true with
8 PM: Merida on 34th Street
10 PM: Carol of the Belle
12 AM: Have Yourself a Mulan Little Christmas
8 PM: Merida on 34th Street
10 PM: Carol of the Belle
12 AM: Have Yourself a Mulan Little Christmas
What would you have tomorrow if you could only have what you are grateful for today?
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
What would you have tomorrow if you could only have what you are grateful for today?
#NotTheHallmarkChannel releases files of its own, such as
6PM Jeffrey Did You Know?
8PM You've Got Blackmail
10PM Adeste Infideles (O Come Ye Unfaithful)
12AM It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fishiness
6PM Jeffrey Did You Know?
8PM You've Got Blackmail
10PM Adeste Infideles (O Come Ye Unfaithful)
12AM It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fishiness
November 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM
#NotTheHallmarkChannel releases files of its own, such as
6PM Jeffrey Did You Know?
8PM You've Got Blackmail
10PM Adeste Infideles (O Come Ye Unfaithful)
12AM It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fishiness
6PM Jeffrey Did You Know?
8PM You've Got Blackmail
10PM Adeste Infideles (O Come Ye Unfaithful)
12AM It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fishiness
Priceless (link in comments)
November 17, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Priceless (link in comments)
To celebrate National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo), #NotTheHallmarkChannel presents features which are just as bad as the books that spawned them:
8 PM: Holiday Ink
10 PM: It's Beginning to Look Like Plots for Christmas
12 AM: Writer's Block: The Real NaNoWriMo Nightmare Before Christmas
8 PM: Holiday Ink
10 PM: It's Beginning to Look Like Plots for Christmas
12 AM: Writer's Block: The Real NaNoWriMo Nightmare Before Christmas
November 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM
To celebrate National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo), #NotTheHallmarkChannel presents features which are just as bad as the books that spawned them:
8 PM: Holiday Ink
10 PM: It's Beginning to Look Like Plots for Christmas
12 AM: Writer's Block: The Real NaNoWriMo Nightmare Before Christmas
8 PM: Holiday Ink
10 PM: It's Beginning to Look Like Plots for Christmas
12 AM: Writer's Block: The Real NaNoWriMo Nightmare Before Christmas
On this day, LSD is first made by Albert Hofmann. #NotTheHallmarkChannel expands your mind with these classics
6 PM: Hallucinate Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
8 PM: Do You Hear What I See
10 PM: Here Comes Santa Oh Wow He's Blue and Hairy and Why Are His Toes on fire oH Aa@a*O&G#$%
6 PM: Hallucinate Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
8 PM: Do You Hear What I See
10 PM: Here Comes Santa Oh Wow He's Blue and Hairy and Why Are His Toes on fire oH Aa@a*O&G#$%
November 16, 2025 at 8:51 AM
On this day, LSD is first made by Albert Hofmann. #NotTheHallmarkChannel expands your mind with these classics
6 PM: Hallucinate Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
8 PM: Do You Hear What I See
10 PM: Here Comes Santa Oh Wow He's Blue and Hairy and Why Are His Toes on fire oH Aa@a*O&G#$%
6 PM: Hallucinate Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
8 PM: Do You Hear What I See
10 PM: Here Comes Santa Oh Wow He's Blue and Hairy and Why Are His Toes on fire oH Aa@a*O&G#$%
On #AmericaRecyclesDay , #NotTheHallmarkChannel is regifting these sustainable holiday classics!
6 PM: Receptacle on 34th Street
8 PM: Here We Go a-Composting
10 PM: Holiday Bin
12 AM: Jingle All the Waste
2 AM: All I Want for Christmas is Uses
6 PM: Receptacle on 34th Street
8 PM: Here We Go a-Composting
10 PM: Holiday Bin
12 AM: Jingle All the Waste
2 AM: All I Want for Christmas is Uses
November 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
On #AmericaRecyclesDay , #NotTheHallmarkChannel is regifting these sustainable holiday classics!
6 PM: Receptacle on 34th Street
8 PM: Here We Go a-Composting
10 PM: Holiday Bin
12 AM: Jingle All the Waste
2 AM: All I Want for Christmas is Uses
6 PM: Receptacle on 34th Street
8 PM: Here We Go a-Composting
10 PM: Holiday Bin
12 AM: Jingle All the Waste
2 AM: All I Want for Christmas is Uses
National Pickle Day means #NotTheHallmarkChannel movies like
8 PM Jingle Dills
10 PM Gherkin Around the Christmas Tree
12 AM Vlasic Christmas, I Gave You My Heart
8 PM Jingle Dills
10 PM Gherkin Around the Christmas Tree
12 AM Vlasic Christmas, I Gave You My Heart
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 AM
National Pickle Day means #NotTheHallmarkChannel movies like
8 PM Jingle Dills
10 PM Gherkin Around the Christmas Tree
12 AM Vlasic Christmas, I Gave You My Heart
8 PM Jingle Dills
10 PM Gherkin Around the Christmas Tree
12 AM Vlasic Christmas, I Gave You My Heart
From 2015, #NotTheHallmarkChannel's salute to biologists who study lower life forms in these movies we found under, on, or near a rock:
8 PM: Moss Be Christmas
10 PM: It's a Wonderful Lichen
12 AM: Slime Dreaming of a White Christmas
8 PM: Moss Be Christmas
10 PM: It's a Wonderful Lichen
12 AM: Slime Dreaming of a White Christmas
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
From 2015, #NotTheHallmarkChannel's salute to biologists who study lower life forms in these movies we found under, on, or near a rock:
8 PM: Moss Be Christmas
10 PM: It's a Wonderful Lichen
12 AM: Slime Dreaming of a White Christmas
8 PM: Moss Be Christmas
10 PM: It's a Wonderful Lichen
12 AM: Slime Dreaming of a White Christmas
#NotTheHallmarkChannel is in the soup for serving up steaming bowls of holiday goodness, like
8 PM: Minestrone on 34th Street
10 PM: Chowder of the Bells
12 AM: Miso This is Christmas
8 PM: Minestrone on 34th Street
10 PM: Chowder of the Bells
12 AM: Miso This is Christmas
November 12, 2025 at 12:07 PM
#NotTheHallmarkChannel is in the soup for serving up steaming bowls of holiday goodness, like
8 PM: Minestrone on 34th Street
10 PM: Chowder of the Bells
12 AM: Miso This is Christmas
8 PM: Minestrone on 34th Street
10 PM: Chowder of the Bells
12 AM: Miso This is Christmas
I was just qualified for a position with the Justice Department. Unfortunately, it's as a Defendant.
November 12, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I was just qualified for a position with the Justice Department. Unfortunately, it's as a Defendant.
"If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, you obviously don't understand the situation." - old engineering proverb, per Bryon Rakoff
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
"If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, you obviously don't understand the situation." - old engineering proverb, per Bryon Rakoff
She was looking for man who grew crops for grazing and silage. A real Alfalfa male.
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
She was looking for man who grew crops for grazing and silage. A real Alfalfa male.
The Android operating system was released by Google this day in 2007! #NotTheHallmarkChannel invites you to download these instant classics:
8 PM: Tidings of Comfort, Android
10 PM: App on the Rooftop
12 AM: Here We Go a Googling
2 AM: Baby It's Code Inside
8 PM: Tidings of Comfort, Android
10 PM: App on the Rooftop
12 AM: Here We Go a Googling
2 AM: Baby It's Code Inside
November 5, 2025 at 11:26 AM
The Android operating system was released by Google this day in 2007! #NotTheHallmarkChannel invites you to download these instant classics:
8 PM: Tidings of Comfort, Android
10 PM: App on the Rooftop
12 AM: Here We Go a Googling
2 AM: Baby It's Code Inside
8 PM: Tidings of Comfort, Android
10 PM: App on the Rooftop
12 AM: Here We Go a Googling
2 AM: Baby It's Code Inside
#NotTheHallmarkChannel has Elton John's salute to St. Nick!
I'm Still Santa
Don't Let the Sleigh Go Down on Me
Someone Saved My Elf Tonight
Naughty Seems to Be the Hardest Word
The Bitch is Back-ordered
Reindeer Man
I Guess That's Why They Call It The Yule
I'm Still Santa
Don't Let the Sleigh Go Down on Me
Someone Saved My Elf Tonight
Naughty Seems to Be the Hardest Word
The Bitch is Back-ordered
Reindeer Man
I Guess That's Why They Call It The Yule
November 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
#NotTheHallmarkChannel has Elton John's salute to St. Nick!
I'm Still Santa
Don't Let the Sleigh Go Down on Me
Someone Saved My Elf Tonight
Naughty Seems to Be the Hardest Word
The Bitch is Back-ordered
Reindeer Man
I Guess That's Why They Call It The Yule
I'm Still Santa
Don't Let the Sleigh Go Down on Me
Someone Saved My Elf Tonight
Naughty Seems to Be the Hardest Word
The Bitch is Back-ordered
Reindeer Man
I Guess That's Why They Call It The Yule
On National Love Your Lawyer day, #NotTheHallmarkChannel presents new classics to which no judge will object:
8 PM: Mistrial on 34th Street
10 PM: I Saw Mommy Suing Santa Claus
12 AM: Holiday Injunction
8 PM: Mistrial on 34th Street
10 PM: I Saw Mommy Suing Santa Claus
12 AM: Holiday Injunction
November 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
On National Love Your Lawyer day, #NotTheHallmarkChannel presents new classics to which no judge will object:
8 PM: Mistrial on 34th Street
10 PM: I Saw Mommy Suing Santa Claus
12 AM: Holiday Injunction
8 PM: Mistrial on 34th Street
10 PM: I Saw Mommy Suing Santa Claus
12 AM: Holiday Injunction
Reminder: If you did Trunk-or-Treat, it's time to let them out of the trunk.
November 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Reminder: If you did Trunk-or-Treat, it's time to let them out of the trunk.
Porch Pirate of the Caribbean
October 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Porch Pirate of the Caribbean
National Knock-knock Joke Day.
The Horror
The Horror
October 31, 2025 at 12:36 PM
National Knock-knock Joke Day.
The Horror
The Horror
All chocolate in the house is now in protective custody, better known as The Whitman's Protection Program
October 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
All chocolate in the house is now in protective custody, better known as The Whitman's Protection Program
I applied for Social Security Benefits today. Talk about a Senior moment!
October 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I applied for Social Security Benefits today. Talk about a Senior moment!
Rainy days and goose pluckers always get me down.
October 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Rainy days and goose pluckers always get me down.