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BIG JIFFY
@jiffy404.bsky.social
It's Young Jiffy from the bottom of the map!🇩🇪 made me, 🍑 raised me. I got hips, thighs & ion discriminate against pies. 👑⚯͛🐍36
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If you're new to following me, please know that ion do shit but crack jokes and be fine. Like that's literally it.
laugh at a niggas jokes 1 time now he swear y'all got an unbreakable bond 🙄
November 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I need a vacation buddy
November 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Walking around this resort using my best elementary level Spanish, Señora Burkhalter would be proud
November 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
🩵
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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I love Dave's Killer Bread toasted with some butter.

I love warm sourdough with butter.

I love molasses bread with some butter.

I love all manor of cornbread with some butter.

I love a flaky croissant.

I love those little cheese rolls at Fogo de Chão

My belly never leaving.
November 14, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Left my other phone with the bird app at home so y'all will be getting my vacation posts
November 14, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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Please don’t subject me to a vibe you can’t maintain. I will crash out.
December 1, 2024 at 3:55 PM
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I be tired but I perk up when that money hit my account
April 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
just made my last car payment
a woman is standing in front of a crowd of people in a church and holding a purse .
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a crowd of people in a church and holding a purse .
media.tenor.com
March 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
😒
March 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Have you considered that maybe I have the attitude, and YOU have the problem????
Seems legit
February 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
3 for sure
February 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Don't quit your day job
February 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
My ex engaged but I'm still all over his IG 🥴
February 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
February 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
That Golden Retriever is outta here!
February 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Them Wakandans know they can make a suit
February 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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You’re gonna do whatever for the person you truly like. It’s not a foreign concept.
February 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
🙋🏽‍♀️, i love using my lil SAT words in regular degular conversations
Who the hell says “harbinger” in normal conversation? This is why I’m single smh.
February 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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They want segregation and hiring discrimination back, they want women barefoot pregnant in the kitchen with no way to divorce their husbands or get an abortion, and they're not afraid to say it anymore because they have completely destroyed the media that used to treat those desires as abhorrent.
January 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Fuck being pretty all the time! Let’s see ya’ll when you’re looking ROUGH!
January 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
January 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
January 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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When the 4 Non Blondes said “And so I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high
and I scream from the top of my lungs WHAT’S GOIN ON?!”

I really felt that.
January 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Weaponized incompetence would backfire on me because incompetence disgusts me to my core. If I find you incompetent, whether purposefully or not, I’m not picking up the slack. I’m leaving. If I can’t trust your decision making I don’t want you. I want a partner not a dependent.
January 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM