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Weezy Mane
@jgweezy.bsky.social
· Nov 17
Since I’m new to Bluesky, I’d like to formally introduce my Dawg/my Sun..Wayne✨
Maturing can also be choosing so say “AYYYYYYYOO!” instead of “Pause” 😂
March 5, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Maturing can also be choosing so say “AYYYYYYYOO!” instead of “Pause” 😂
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Say drake, I heard you pooped your pants
You better never go to the school dance
You better never go to the school dance
February 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Say drake, I heard you pooped your pants
You better never go to the school dance
You better never go to the school dance
I cannot be the only one who thought Chappell Roan was saying “Big Booty Club” whole time in that song, right?
Missed opportunity of you ask me🍑(no one asked you Weezy)
Missed opportunity of you ask me🍑(no one asked you Weezy)
February 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I cannot be the only one who thought Chappell Roan was saying “Big Booty Club” whole time in that song, right?
Missed opportunity of you ask me🍑(no one asked you Weezy)
Missed opportunity of you ask me🍑(no one asked you Weezy)
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Snoop Dogg is a notorious fence straddler. He did it with Tupac and the whole east coast west coast thing, the kdot drake beef, now this. I’m not even surprised. If you can throw some money at snoop you got his ass lol
January 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Snoop Dogg is a notorious fence straddler. He did it with Tupac and the whole east coast west coast thing, the kdot drake beef, now this. I’m not even surprised. If you can throw some money at snoop you got his ass lol
Is it crazy to anyone else that the NBA still allows Rudy Gobert to play basketball even tho he single-handedly started the pandemic?
December 23, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Is it crazy to anyone else that the NBA still allows Rudy Gobert to play basketball even tho he single-handedly started the pandemic?
I’ve noticed many women aren’t aware “That’s hard” is enough justification for a guy to do just about anything that might otherwise be seen as nonsensical
December 23, 2024 at 3:03 AM
I’ve noticed many women aren’t aware “That’s hard” is enough justification for a guy to do just about anything that might otherwise be seen as nonsensical
I really do think I like Adam Silver but MAN does that dude look creepy asl
December 18, 2024 at 4:12 AM
I really do think I like Adam Silver but MAN does that dude look creepy asl
But hey. Serenity now🤷🏿♂️
December 14, 2024 at 2:38 PM
But hey. Serenity now🤷🏿♂️
Lukewarm take: did Chance the Rapper really fall off that hard musically or was the narrative super boosted by major labels to kill the independent movement with bots and payola to radiostations/podcasts?
December 14, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Lukewarm take: did Chance the Rapper really fall off that hard musically or was the narrative super boosted by major labels to kill the independent movement with bots and payola to radiostations/podcasts?
Anybody else just get secondhand embarrassment hearing First Person Shooter now??
Especially hearing that “Big as the whaaa??”
Especially hearing that “Big as the whaaa??”
December 11, 2024 at 5:25 AM
Anybody else just get secondhand embarrassment hearing First Person Shooter now??
Especially hearing that “Big as the whaaa??”
Especially hearing that “Big as the whaaa??”
Bro whatever tf these elites wanna do up on the Moon, let them weirdos be.
Alotta fucked up shit is in the cards for the next 200 or so yrs up there. All i know is they’re gonna need cheap labor sooner than later
Alotta fucked up shit is in the cards for the next 200 or so yrs up there. All i know is they’re gonna need cheap labor sooner than later
December 8, 2024 at 7:46 AM
Bro whatever tf these elites wanna do up on the Moon, let them weirdos be.
Alotta fucked up shit is in the cards for the next 200 or so yrs up there. All i know is they’re gonna need cheap labor sooner than later
Alotta fucked up shit is in the cards for the next 200 or so yrs up there. All i know is they’re gonna need cheap labor sooner than later
Drake’s peak rap beef moment ever ended up being his tragic flaw. The “Is that a world tour or your girl’s tour” absolutely ended Meek off some fatality shit🪦
December 5, 2024 at 7:52 AM
Drake’s peak rap beef moment ever ended up being his tragic flaw. The “Is that a world tour or your girl’s tour” absolutely ended Meek off some fatality shit🪦
Let’s be real, every DJ at every function Drake is at KNOWS not to play “Not Like Us” with him there
So it makes sense that he doesn’t believe it really got played as much as it did😂
So it makes sense that he doesn’t believe it really got played as much as it did😂
December 5, 2024 at 7:37 AM
Let’s be real, every DJ at every function Drake is at KNOWS not to play “Not Like Us” with him there
So it makes sense that he doesn’t believe it really got played as much as it did😂
So it makes sense that he doesn’t believe it really got played as much as it did😂
At this point Kendrick’s “Euphoria” feels like a song that I’ve known my literal whole life..
December 5, 2024 at 2:22 AM
At this point Kendrick’s “Euphoria” feels like a song that I’ve known my literal whole life..
GET YA LISTENING TIME UP LIL ASS BOY
December 5, 2024 at 12:04 AM
GET YA LISTENING TIME UP LIL ASS BOY
Hot take: Instagram’s fall off started when it tried to steal Snapchat’s infinity stone..
Twitter’s fall off started when I tried to take Vine’s infinity stone..
Twitter’s fall off started when I tried to take Vine’s infinity stone..
December 1, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Hot take: Instagram’s fall off started when it tried to steal Snapchat’s infinity stone..
Twitter’s fall off started when I tried to take Vine’s infinity stone..
Twitter’s fall off started when I tried to take Vine’s infinity stone..
I decided a couple months ago that I wanted a cat.. BUT instead of just adopting one I’ve been tryna capture one of the stray alley cats on my block like they’re Pokémon
Them lil niggas are ELUSIVE tho
Them lil niggas are ELUSIVE tho
November 29, 2024 at 3:31 PM
I decided a couple months ago that I wanted a cat.. BUT instead of just adopting one I’ve been tryna capture one of the stray alley cats on my block like they’re Pokémon
Them lil niggas are ELUSIVE tho
Them lil niggas are ELUSIVE tho
Don't invite me to shit if y'all ain't gonna be playin any Travis Porter over there..
November 29, 2024 at 4:12 AM
Don't invite me to shit if y'all ain't gonna be playin any Travis Porter over there..
I ain't worried about karma, bitch, I like being punished..
November 29, 2024 at 4:10 AM
I ain't worried about karma, bitch, I like being punished..
Ok, but why haven't we worked on making a pill that'll make me less ticklish??
November 29, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Ok, but why haven't we worked on making a pill that'll make me less ticklish??
An ick that isn't talked about enough is people who run in public with bad (or just goofy) form..
Idc how bodied you are, you can't be looking sexy running like Cindy from Scary Movie 2
Idc how bodied you are, you can't be looking sexy running like Cindy from Scary Movie 2
November 29, 2024 at 4:08 AM
An ick that isn't talked about enough is people who run in public with bad (or just goofy) form..
Idc how bodied you are, you can't be looking sexy running like Cindy from Scary Movie 2
Idc how bodied you are, you can't be looking sexy running like Cindy from Scary Movie 2
Don't call a yoga pose "Updog" then get all pissy when I respond with "What's up Dawg"
You could've easily said Upward Dog, grow tf up..
You could've easily said Upward Dog, grow tf up..
November 29, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Don't call a yoga pose "Updog" then get all pissy when I respond with "What's up Dawg"
You could've easily said Upward Dog, grow tf up..
You could've easily said Upward Dog, grow tf up..
I feel like not enough ppl are admitting that they’re likely bullshitting about all that new alien shit as a distraction for all you Roganhead conspiracy addicts
The extraterrestrial beings have been underwater this entire time?? Dawg they’re clearly just fucking with us
The extraterrestrial beings have been underwater this entire time?? Dawg they’re clearly just fucking with us
November 24, 2024 at 8:16 PM
I feel like not enough ppl are admitting that they’re likely bullshitting about all that new alien shit as a distraction for all you Roganhead conspiracy addicts
The extraterrestrial beings have been underwater this entire time?? Dawg they’re clearly just fucking with us
The extraterrestrial beings have been underwater this entire time?? Dawg they’re clearly just fucking with us
The MySpace profile songs were awesome, but what I miss most were the Top Friends..
There was some peace in ppl knowing where they stand with each other
There was some peace in ppl knowing where they stand with each other
November 24, 2024 at 5:37 PM
The MySpace profile songs were awesome, but what I miss most were the Top Friends..
There was some peace in ppl knowing where they stand with each other
There was some peace in ppl knowing where they stand with each other
I gotta hit the gym with this new Kendrick #GNX album IMMEDIATELY
a man in a white shirt and tie is standing in front of a yellow wall and saying `` immediately '' .
ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is standing in front of a yellow wall and saying `` immediately '' .
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November 24, 2024 at 5:24 PM
I gotta hit the gym with this new Kendrick #GNX album IMMEDIATELY