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“Is he dead yet?” should be the first question asked at every White House press conference.
“OK, but it’s happening soon, right?” should be the second.
And then maybe “how fucked are you all once he’s dead and can’t pardon you anymore?” if they’re still at the lectern
“OK, but it’s happening soon, right?” should be the second.
And then maybe “how fucked are you all once he’s dead and can’t pardon you anymore?” if they’re still at the lectern
December 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
“Is he dead yet?” should be the first question asked at every White House press conference.
“OK, but it’s happening soon, right?” should be the second.
And then maybe “how fucked are you all once he’s dead and can’t pardon you anymore?” if they’re still at the lectern
“OK, but it’s happening soon, right?” should be the second.
And then maybe “how fucked are you all once he’s dead and can’t pardon you anymore?” if they’re still at the lectern
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Look, I'm not "excusing Medicare fraud", I'm simply pointing out the fact that when Republican Rick Scott was caught doing it you silly fuckers elected him to the United States Senate
December 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Look, I'm not "excusing Medicare fraud", I'm simply pointing out the fact that when Republican Rick Scott was caught doing it you silly fuckers elected him to the United States Senate
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CBS NEWS: “We can’t report on the current murdering spree until we get the serial killer’s side of the story.”
December 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
CBS NEWS: “We can’t report on the current murdering spree until we get the serial killer’s side of the story.”
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Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, but a reality-TV star proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"
August 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, but a reality-TV star proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"
The heat is on. Not even lunchtime yet🌞
August 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The heat is on. Not even lunchtime yet🌞
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It drives Jonathan Turley crazy when I remind everyone that he is just Mike Lindell with tenure. So, please make sure not to amplify this message.👇
Jonathan Turley is just Mike Lindell with tenure.
Jonathan Turley is just Mike Lindell with tenure.
August 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
It drives Jonathan Turley crazy when I remind everyone that he is just Mike Lindell with tenure. So, please make sure not to amplify this message.👇
Jonathan Turley is just Mike Lindell with tenure.
Jonathan Turley is just Mike Lindell with tenure.
Immigrants building a big house across the street from me. At the end of the day, on a job like this, u really think you’ve done something
July 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Immigrants building a big house across the street from me. At the end of the day, on a job like this, u really think you’ve done something
Hi Isabella, why are u sending me a message from the account of Sue Gonzalez? That’s weird. And FYI I’ve never posted a resume anywhere. All my jobs have been thru word of mouth. What kind of scam is this??
June 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Hi Isabella, why are u sending me a message from the account of Sue Gonzalez? That’s weird. And FYI I’ve never posted a resume anywhere. All my jobs have been thru word of mouth. What kind of scam is this??
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Perhaps CNN is figuring out why no one is watching CNN. It's just one big informercial occasionally interrupted by Scott Jennings lying.
folks they're still at it
(yes, this is happening right now on CNN)
(yes, this is happening right now on CNN)
May 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Perhaps CNN is figuring out why no one is watching CNN. It's just one big informercial occasionally interrupted by Scott Jennings lying.
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There is a special place in hell for people who work for a presidential administration who decide to air out dirty laundry for a tell-all book, but who won't stand behind it and put their names on the record. Disgusting.
May 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
There is a special place in hell for people who work for a presidential administration who decide to air out dirty laundry for a tell-all book, but who won't stand behind it and put their names on the record. Disgusting.
My former colleague Julie so lucky. She married a Canadian and they’re moving to Vancouver! Take me with you!!
May 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
My former colleague Julie so lucky. She married a Canadian and they’re moving to Vancouver! Take me with you!!
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Q: “What’s the difference between Donald Trump and trans people?”
A: “There are trans people courageous enough to serve in our military.”
A: “There are trans people courageous enough to serve in our military.”
May 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Q: “What’s the difference between Donald Trump and trans people?”
A: “There are trans people courageous enough to serve in our military.”
A: “There are trans people courageous enough to serve in our military.”
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More proof of how absolutely dump the felon’s regime is. They all need to be removed and most need to go on jail
April 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
More proof of how absolutely dump the felon’s regime is. They all need to be removed and most need to go on jail
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Prof G Markets is nominated for a Webby Award. We’d offer $1M for your vote, but we’ve heard that doesn’t work.
Details: vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting...
Details: vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting...
April 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Prof G Markets is nominated for a Webby Award. We’d offer $1M for your vote, but we’ve heard that doesn’t work.
Details: vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting...
Details: vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting...
They might lose their job but would be considered a hero by most of America, world famous actually. But keeping that job must be a more important calculation for them
At one of his frequent press conferences (because he loves being on TV), I'd love it if some reporter piped up with, "What do you say to people who call you a know-nothing narcissistic asshole, Mr. President?"
April 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
They might lose their job but would be considered a hero by most of America, world famous actually. But keeping that job must be a more important calculation for them
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How to gently drift off to sleep. So you can then have existential nightmares🙀
March 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
How to gently drift off to sleep. So you can then have existential nightmares🙀
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Breaking: Congressional Republican suggests Elon Musk should be deported.
March 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Breaking: Congressional Republican suggests Elon Musk should be deported.
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If it happened under any other president, Fox News would air a special called "Treason in the White House: How Our Enemies Are Laughing at Us"
March 25, 2025 at 12:31 PM
If it happened under any other president, Fox News would air a special called "Treason in the White House: How Our Enemies Are Laughing at Us"
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One of my companies informed me they cancelled a $2m conference in Florida. Why ?
They didn’t feel they could pass on the incremental cost of tariffs. So they are cutting expenses.
That’s a city that lost a ton of tourism revenue.
The cost of tariffs isn’t just the cost of the tariff
They didn’t feel they could pass on the incremental cost of tariffs. So they are cutting expenses.
That’s a city that lost a ton of tourism revenue.
The cost of tariffs isn’t just the cost of the tariff
March 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
One of my companies informed me they cancelled a $2m conference in Florida. Why ?
They didn’t feel they could pass on the incremental cost of tariffs. So they are cutting expenses.
That’s a city that lost a ton of tourism revenue.
The cost of tariffs isn’t just the cost of the tariff
They didn’t feel they could pass on the incremental cost of tariffs. So they are cutting expenses.
That’s a city that lost a ton of tourism revenue.
The cost of tariffs isn’t just the cost of the tariff
Someone posted this on X. I so wanted to read the comments but then this happened
March 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Someone posted this on X. I so wanted to read the comments but then this happened
As someone who has spent time on the London metro to visit extended family members, I support this 110%!
Guerilla advertising seen in the London Metro
March 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
As someone who has spent time on the London metro to visit extended family members, I support this 110%!
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We were done with him. Now it will be extremely difficult to rid ourselves of this existential danger to our country as well as the rest of the world short of death. I will never forgive anyone who thought it was a good idea to put this lowlife felon fraudster moron back in power. Never.
March 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
We were done with him. Now it will be extremely difficult to rid ourselves of this existential danger to our country as well as the rest of the world short of death. I will never forgive anyone who thought it was a good idea to put this lowlife felon fraudster moron back in power. Never.