Jez Gordon
@jezgordon.bsky.social
🇦🇺 RPGs art maps words worlds. Pro GM working with special needs players. Chaotic Good, possibly just Chaotic... Stupid but alright. Always learning. Bit o' Tolkien, bit o' Star Wars, bit o’ Alien on the side. Working on FERAL RPG: www.feralrpg.com
I was gonna say DM’s worst nightmare but then I remembered running a game for an Autognome Warlock possessed by the dead spirit of Gordon Ramsey.
Actually DM’s worst nightmare was the player who popped two testicles in his raggedy-ass jeans and didn’t know it and kept on manspreading. Yeesh.
Actually DM’s worst nightmare was the player who popped two testicles in his raggedy-ass jeans and didn’t know it and kept on manspreading. Yeesh.
Every time people seem surprised by the playable options in Pathfinder, I am contractually obligated to bring up the best of the "THAT'S PLAYABLE?" ancestries: conrasu.
"Conrasus are shards of cosmic force given consciousness who construct intricate exoskeletons to interface with the mortal world."
"Conrasus are shards of cosmic force given consciousness who construct intricate exoskeletons to interface with the mortal world."
November 13, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I was gonna say DM’s worst nightmare but then I remembered running a game for an Autognome Warlock possessed by the dead spirit of Gordon Ramsey.
Actually DM’s worst nightmare was the player who popped two testicles in his raggedy-ass jeans and didn’t know it and kept on manspreading. Yeesh.
Actually DM’s worst nightmare was the player who popped two testicles in his raggedy-ass jeans and didn’t know it and kept on manspreading. Yeesh.
I do wish people who posted their amazing aurora photos would also post the exposure time. Here's the actual view of the aurora from the peninsula at Long Reef in northern Sydney, vs what an long exposure from a nearby headland looked like. (I was the end of the distant promontory in the 2nd pic).
November 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I do wish people who posted their amazing aurora photos would also post the exposure time. Here's the actual view of the aurora from the peninsula at Long Reef in northern Sydney, vs what an long exposure from a nearby headland looked like. (I was the end of the distant promontory in the 2nd pic).
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In Sydney and curious about Vampire the Masquerade? I’ve been invited to run sessions at Good Games Top Ryde City on Wednesday nights! It’s $10 per person with a max of 5 players at my table. No experience needed and I provide everything you’ll need to enjoy a game! DM me for more details! #ttrpg
November 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
In Sydney and curious about Vampire the Masquerade? I’ve been invited to run sessions at Good Games Top Ryde City on Wednesday nights! It’s $10 per person with a max of 5 players at my table. No experience needed and I provide everything you’ll need to enjoy a game! DM me for more details! #ttrpg
Couple of nights ago I dreamed there was a big lizard in the roof.
Look who turned up at the front door this morning.
Look who turned up at the front door this morning.
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Couple of nights ago I dreamed there was a big lizard in the roof.
Look who turned up at the front door this morning.
Look who turned up at the front door this morning.
Kid 2 just called me a Dollar-Store Gandalf.
November 9, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Kid 2 just called me a Dollar-Store Gandalf.
QRP your dark art 🖤
oldies but goodies.
oldies but goodies.
November 6, 2025 at 11:42 AM
QRP your dark art 🖤
oldies but goodies.
oldies but goodies.
Man I really just want to run an open D&D gamespace, both online and in the garage under the house, for friends and strangers to just rock up and throw dice and stab things and yell NAT 20!!!! every weekend for a few hours. That'd be neato.
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Man I really just want to run an open D&D gamespace, both online and in the garage under the house, for friends and strangers to just rock up and throw dice and stab things and yell NAT 20!!!! every weekend for a few hours. That'd be neato.
Hey @naldodrinan.bsky.social it you!
My illustration of a human, one of the playable species on the upcoming sci-fi TTRPG @astracordis.space.
November 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Hey @naldodrinan.bsky.social it you!
Now thinking about who’s going to be the first to make a roleplaying game by painting it in ochre and char as cave art, or sprayed graffiti on a subway station. 3d6 down the line. A mate wanted to make pamphlet mini RPGs and leave them on buses. Guerrilla games, I guess. Shipping will suck though.
Ah but then your paper size is the tried and tested "cave wall" dimensions and that's been pretty popular for a while.
November 5, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Now thinking about who’s going to be the first to make a roleplaying game by painting it in ochre and char as cave art, or sprayed graffiti on a subway station. 3d6 down the line. A mate wanted to make pamphlet mini RPGs and leave them on buses. Guerrilla games, I guess. Shipping will suck though.
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Remember, remember, the fifth of November.
November 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Remember, remember, the fifth of November.
May you carve through your day like a machete through the green youtu.be/AcEcTrnfo2g
Guns N' Roses - Welcome To The Jungle (Official Music Video) [5.1 Surround/HD Remastered]
YouTube video by Headbangers Club
youtu.be
November 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
May you carve through your day like a machete through the green youtu.be/AcEcTrnfo2g
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Man, you better watch out. They got pervert guns around here. Greasy guns that shoot sweaty bullets specifically to stop perverts. The guns moan. All the guns moan.
November 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Man, you better watch out. They got pervert guns around here. Greasy guns that shoot sweaty bullets specifically to stop perverts. The guns moan. All the guns moan.
5.51am and hammer and tongs. may your day be on fire!
(in a figurative sense, not literally cause like, hot, ow)
(in a figurative sense, not literally cause like, hot, ow)
Jon Hopkins - Emerald Rush (Official Video)
YouTube video by JonHopkinsVEVO
youtu.be
November 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
5.51am and hammer and tongs. may your day be on fire!
(in a figurative sense, not literally cause like, hot, ow)
(in a figurative sense, not literally cause like, hot, ow)
Sunday morning coffee (and Transformers with Kid 2)
November 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Sunday morning coffee (and Transformers with Kid 2)
absofuckinglutely.
I believe people who misuse Tolkien to advance fascism should have a brief but life-changing encounter with World War II–era Christopher Lee
October 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
absofuckinglutely.
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
October 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
May your day be filled with excellent things!
October 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
May your day be filled with excellent things!
Cool... and the restoration stills look looooooovely.
Leaks Show Theatrical Version Of Star Wars Being Restored In 4K
Leaked screenshots show off a highly detailed restoration that puts the crappy 2006 versions of the theatrical cuts to shame
kotaku.com
October 26, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Cool... and the restoration stills look looooooovely.
The whole hunt for ben solo thing is weird. "I really hope they bring back the mass-murderering manbaby tantrumlord who's kinda weirdhot!"
MAKESOLO2HAPPEN however... am still 100000% behind this despite thinking it didn't need to exist when they first announced Solo was happening.
MAKESOLO2HAPPEN however... am still 100000% behind this despite thinking it didn't need to exist when they first announced Solo was happening.
October 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The whole hunt for ben solo thing is weird. "I really hope they bring back the mass-murderering manbaby tantrumlord who's kinda weirdhot!"
MAKESOLO2HAPPEN however... am still 100000% behind this despite thinking it didn't need to exist when they first announced Solo was happening.
MAKESOLO2HAPPEN however... am still 100000% behind this despite thinking it didn't need to exist when they first announced Solo was happening.
Stumbling onto AVTT/PTTN, Mike Patton's new project with the Avett Borthers has me listening to a sonic hard left turn for me. This a lovely Sunday morning:
youtu.be/5Jk3tg_hS2E
youtu.be/5Jk3tg_hS2E
AVTT/PTTN, The Avett Brothers, Mike Patton - Eternal Love (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by The Avett Brothers
youtu.be
October 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Stumbling onto AVTT/PTTN, Mike Patton's new project with the Avett Borthers has me listening to a sonic hard left turn for me. This a lovely Sunday morning:
youtu.be/5Jk3tg_hS2E
youtu.be/5Jk3tg_hS2E
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Next up for my illustrating #Over/Under project is VOID headquarters - secure exchange for transactions on Prospero’s Dream - I’m sure there’s nothing nefarious about them... #ttrpg #mothership #osr
October 25, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Next up for my illustrating #Over/Under project is VOID headquarters - secure exchange for transactions on Prospero’s Dream - I’m sure there’s nothing nefarious about them... #ttrpg #mothership #osr
One day, Disney will reach out to me and ask for my help in unfucking the Star Wars mess they've made... and I will answer the call.
October 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
One day, Disney will reach out to me and ask for my help in unfucking the Star Wars mess they've made... and I will answer the call.
