MARS
@jesterkingmars.bsky.social
Jester of the court. Pleasure to have in class. Joy seeker and curious creature.
We don't talk about Eomer taking down TWO OLIPHANTS in ONE ShOT enough
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
We don't talk about Eomer taking down TWO OLIPHANTS in ONE ShOT enough
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My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
Spiders are the OGs of meal prep
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Spiders are the OGs of meal prep
Bustin' like Grond at the Gates of Gondor
November 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Bustin' like Grond at the Gates of Gondor
My partner: Gandalf would slide for the hobbits
Me: I love those lil guys I would slide for the hobbits
Me: I love those lil guys I would slide for the hobbits
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
My partner: Gandalf would slide for the hobbits
Me: I love those lil guys I would slide for the hobbits
Me: I love those lil guys I would slide for the hobbits
The Ops will not stand me sliding for Gondor
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The Ops will not stand me sliding for Gondor
You will live to see these days renewed, and no more despair.
November 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
You will live to see these days renewed, and no more despair.
Social hierarchy is a scam and anyone buying into it is a fool.
November 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Social hierarchy is a scam and anyone buying into it is a fool.
Calling it now: Labubu Nativity scenes
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Calling it now: Labubu Nativity scenes
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cobalt armor, calcium armor
November 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
cobalt armor, calcium armor
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Daily bunny no.3128 has been invited to a rampage
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Daily bunny no.3128 has been invited to a rampage
Why did Tarantino name Butch after a type of lesbian?
October 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Why did Tarantino name Butch after a type of lesbian?
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Me listening to "Midnight City" by M83 for the first time totally shitfaced in a friend's car headed for McDonald's
Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art
October 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Me listening to "Midnight City" by M83 for the first time totally shitfaced in a friend's car headed for McDonald's
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my commissions are open!
rts are very much appreciated :]
rts are very much appreciated :]
October 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
my commissions are open!
rts are very much appreciated :]
rts are very much appreciated :]
Everyone's mom was fuckable at least once.
October 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Everyone's mom was fuckable at least once.
Sorry we are watching philosophy videos and I'm a basic ass twink
October 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Sorry we are watching philosophy videos and I'm a basic ass twink
I wield power like a tool not a status symbol. I wouldn't cheapen it's value like that.
October 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I wield power like a tool not a status symbol. I wouldn't cheapen it's value like that.
My posts don't get popular because I'm a weirdo little freak and people rarely relate.
October 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
My posts don't get popular because I'm a weirdo little freak and people rarely relate.
It's crazy how half of the rice can be in two places at once.
October 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
It's crazy how half of the rice can be in two places at once.
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sherman, for the love of god!
October 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
sherman, for the love of god!
Won't SOMEBODY think of the Horse Boys?
Nobody thinks about horse boys
October 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Won't SOMEBODY think of the Horse Boys?
Nobody thinks about horse boys
October 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Nobody thinks about horse boys
Mother tried really hard to raise a fool but somehow I managed
October 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Mother tried really hard to raise a fool but somehow I managed