MARS
@jesterkingmars.bsky.social
Jester of the court. Pleasure to have in class. Joy seeker and curious creature.
The first time my dad took me to the ocean as a toddler I immediately ran towards it
October 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The first time my dad took me to the ocean as a toddler I immediately ran towards it
I thought it looked gay then I realized
September 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I thought it looked gay then I realized
I'm just over here like
September 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I'm just over here like
When you are mean to me this is who you are being mean to.
September 18, 2025 at 12:12 PM
When you are mean to me this is who you are being mean to.
Don't tell the others but the yellow Pikmin is my favorite little guy
September 18, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Don't tell the others but the yellow Pikmin is my favorite little guy
This is my all time favorite candy, I've decided.
September 18, 2025 at 11:53 AM
This is my all time favorite candy, I've decided.
Solved the mystery of why there's a piece of hair at the top of my head that's short.
Turns out my partner bit off some of my hair in his sleep thinking it was pasta so now I have this.
Turns out my partner bit off some of my hair in his sleep thinking it was pasta so now I have this.
September 2, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Solved the mystery of why there's a piece of hair at the top of my head that's short.
Turns out my partner bit off some of my hair in his sleep thinking it was pasta so now I have this.
Turns out my partner bit off some of my hair in his sleep thinking it was pasta so now I have this.
Actual pic of me and my partner
March 26, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Actual pic of me and my partner
I call it the Mexican Shirley.
It's a Shirley Temple with Tequila and it's really really good!
It's a Shirley Temple with Tequila and it's really really good!
March 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I call it the Mexican Shirley.
It's a Shirley Temple with Tequila and it's really really good!
It's a Shirley Temple with Tequila and it's really really good!
I love me in a pantsuit
February 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I love me in a pantsuit
I had a vision and made this
February 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I had a vision and made this
We share a single brain cell
February 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
We share a single brain cell
This is what I look like when I'm shitposting at night
January 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
This is what I look like when I'm shitposting at night
I may be sad but I'm definitely rocking the cunty bisexual bob.
November 6, 2024 at 4:30 AM
I may be sad but I'm definitely rocking the cunty bisexual bob.
Didn't feel like typing my own joke again lmao
January 13, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Didn't feel like typing my own joke again lmao