JessnotJessie
@jessnotjessie90.bsky.social
35 NB, Audhd, parent of Heathens, occasional writer, current student.
Here for my Good Omens crew.
Here for my Good Omens crew.
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Eric has rizz.
Crowley has zilch.
Muriel is now on a kissing spree and both demons are running around town, putting out fires!
#goodomens has all the Rizzards of Oz!
Crowley has zilch.
Muriel is now on a kissing spree and both demons are running around town, putting out fires!
#goodomens has all the Rizzards of Oz!
November 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Eric has rizz.
Crowley has zilch.
Muriel is now on a kissing spree and both demons are running around town, putting out fires!
#goodomens has all the Rizzards of Oz!
Crowley has zilch.
Muriel is now on a kissing spree and both demons are running around town, putting out fires!
#goodomens has all the Rizzards of Oz!
My mother had a giant cardboard box and I have MS Paint and BOOM, just like that we have our Xmas cards lol.
One day I'll have real photo editing software to make things pretty, but it doesn't totally suck so I'm happy with it.
One day I'll have real photo editing software to make things pretty, but it doesn't totally suck so I'm happy with it.
November 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
My mother had a giant cardboard box and I have MS Paint and BOOM, just like that we have our Xmas cards lol.
One day I'll have real photo editing software to make things pretty, but it doesn't totally suck so I'm happy with it.
One day I'll have real photo editing software to make things pretty, but it doesn't totally suck so I'm happy with it.
Making the calendar for December and I kept feeling I was forgetting something but couldn't think of what. All the different family events and what not were there.
About an hour later I noticed my cap and gown hanging up.
I forgot my own graduation 🎓😅
About an hour later I noticed my cap and gown hanging up.
I forgot my own graduation 🎓😅
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Making the calendar for December and I kept feeling I was forgetting something but couldn't think of what. All the different family events and what not were there.
About an hour later I noticed my cap and gown hanging up.
I forgot my own graduation 🎓😅
About an hour later I noticed my cap and gown hanging up.
I forgot my own graduation 🎓😅
Christmas decorations are mostly up, even though I normally would wait until December, but I'm debating on whether or not it's too soon for xmas movies. I enjoy very little in the holiday season but The Muppet Christmas Carol gives me all the joy.
a muppet in a top hat talks to another muppet in a red coat
ALT: a muppet in a top hat talks to another muppet in a red coat
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November 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Christmas decorations are mostly up, even though I normally would wait until December, but I'm debating on whether or not it's too soon for xmas movies. I enjoy very little in the holiday season but The Muppet Christmas Carol gives me all the joy.
Turns out having divorced parents still sucks as a 35 year old.
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Turns out having divorced parents still sucks as a 35 year old.
Ignore the surroundings, I'm getting there, but the tree is up, and Gwdihŵ has reclaimed their perch to see us through the season. The kids are excited to cover it in all their ornaments, but I always like to take a moment with it just the way it is.
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Ignore the surroundings, I'm getting there, but the tree is up, and Gwdihŵ has reclaimed their perch to see us through the season. The kids are excited to cover it in all their ornaments, but I always like to take a moment with it just the way it is.
I have had 3 hot flashes today to the point where I thought I may spontaneously combust and any amount of clothing was too stifling and if this is perimenopausal fuckery I want to opt out IMMEDIATELY!
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I have had 3 hot flashes today to the point where I thought I may spontaneously combust and any amount of clothing was too stifling and if this is perimenopausal fuckery I want to opt out IMMEDIATELY!
Home again, and may another bra never find me.
The bride was STUNNING.
I've only been to 2 weddings as an adult, and both have been in the woods during the falls. Very pretty
The bride was STUNNING.
I've only been to 2 weddings as an adult, and both have been in the woods during the falls. Very pretty
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Home again, and may another bra never find me.
The bride was STUNNING.
I've only been to 2 weddings as an adult, and both have been in the woods during the falls. Very pretty
The bride was STUNNING.
I've only been to 2 weddings as an adult, and both have been in the woods during the falls. Very pretty
Feeling a bit ridiculous all dressed up for the wedding but I suppose needs must. It's the first time I've worn a bra in I couldn't say how long and it feels like a very weak person is trying to crack my ribs.
November 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Feeling a bit ridiculous all dressed up for the wedding but I suppose needs must. It's the first time I've worn a bra in I couldn't say how long and it feels like a very weak person is trying to crack my ribs.
Lloyd either senses that I am allergic and plans to kill me slowly, or he genuinely loves me and wants to show his affection. Either way he keeps shoving his head in my face and insisting on chin skritches while he stands on my shoulder like when he was a kitten. I cannot breathe either way.
November 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Lloyd either senses that I am allergic and plans to kill me slowly, or he genuinely loves me and wants to show his affection. Either way he keeps shoving his head in my face and insisting on chin skritches while he stands on my shoulder like when he was a kitten. I cannot breathe either way.
Had to come home for extra allergy meds. I don't mind pet sitting when my mom is out of town but Lord have mercy that cat allergy is relentless.
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Had to come home for extra allergy meds. I don't mind pet sitting when my mom is out of town but Lord have mercy that cat allergy is relentless.
Sir Lloyd has retreated to his study (my mother's room) but is no longer angry at me for his own poor decision-making. Baby steps.
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Sir Lloyd has retreated to his study (my mother's room) but is no longer angry at me for his own poor decision-making. Baby steps.
Woke up at 5am after hardly getting any sleep to Mr. Winston in my face and ready to start the day. Sir Lloyd (not pictured) was angry at me after refusing to come in last night and climbing a tree to avoid me, that I had in fact left him outside, and voiced his displeasure for about an hour.
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Woke up at 5am after hardly getting any sleep to Mr. Winston in my face and ready to start the day. Sir Lloyd (not pictured) was angry at me after refusing to come in last night and climbing a tree to avoid me, that I had in fact left him outside, and voiced his displeasure for about an hour.
I did it! It's officially done and I passed with an A+! Farewell, Algebra,may we never meet again!
One degree down, one to go.
One degree down, one to go.
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I did it! It's officially done and I passed with an A+! Farewell, Algebra,may we never meet again!
One degree down, one to go.
One degree down, one to go.
Shout out to my supportive and possibly equally as delusional partner for backing me up that it is in fact green.
Join me on my ever more frantic quest to convince people (myself included) this dress for an autumn themed wedding this weekend is just a very dark green and not black at all.
November 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Shout out to my supportive and possibly equally as delusional partner for backing me up that it is in fact green.
Join me on my ever more frantic quest to convince people (myself included) this dress for an autumn themed wedding this weekend is just a very dark green and not black at all.
November 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Join me on my ever more frantic quest to convince people (myself included) this dress for an autumn themed wedding this weekend is just a very dark green and not black at all.
Turns out I'm PROBABLY fine and the swelling should go down in a few days and it'll all be good. If I don't get my range of motion back/things worsen/pain is persistent by the weekend I can go to the ER. But so far it's just a big boo boo.
So I had a car lift gate slammed down on my shoulder area earlier (on accident. I had pulled my walker out & they thought I had stepped further away). I've taken meds but there is radiating pain up my neck/into my jaw/ down my spine.
I guess I'm just wondering if this is worth another medical bill.
I guess I'm just wondering if this is worth another medical bill.
a man and a woman are talking to each other and the man is saying `` it 's gonna be fine .
ALT: a man and a woman are talking to each other and the man is saying `` it 's gonna be fine .
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November 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Turns out I'm PROBABLY fine and the swelling should go down in a few days and it'll all be good. If I don't get my range of motion back/things worsen/pain is persistent by the weekend I can go to the ER. But so far it's just a big boo boo.
Keeping it real in the family group chat
November 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Keeping it real in the family group chat
So I had a car lift gate slammed down on my shoulder area earlier (on accident. I had pulled my walker out & they thought I had stepped further away). I've taken meds but there is radiating pain up my neck/into my jaw/ down my spine.
I guess I'm just wondering if this is worth another medical bill.
I guess I'm just wondering if this is worth another medical bill.
a man and a woman are talking to each other and the man is saying `` it 's gonna be fine .
ALT: a man and a woman are talking to each other and the man is saying `` it 's gonna be fine .
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November 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
So I had a car lift gate slammed down on my shoulder area earlier (on accident. I had pulled my walker out & they thought I had stepped further away). I've taken meds but there is radiating pain up my neck/into my jaw/ down my spine.
I guess I'm just wondering if this is worth another medical bill.
I guess I'm just wondering if this is worth another medical bill.
Well shit. It's really happening.
November 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Well shit. It's really happening.
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Locations of Lord of the Rings places. 🏔️
November 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Locations of Lord of the Rings places. 🏔️
Todays cry count
1). I do NOT understand the Grauss-Jacobbi method at all and spent 4 hours winging it through my final Algebra unit.
2). I have to go back to my dads to clean his carpet again because dogs.
3). I paid rent.
4). I live in Texas.
1). I do NOT understand the Grauss-Jacobbi method at all and spent 4 hours winging it through my final Algebra unit.
2). I have to go back to my dads to clean his carpet again because dogs.
3). I paid rent.
4). I live in Texas.
a man is wearing a black hoodie that says lover
ALT: a man is wearing a black hoodie that says lover
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November 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Todays cry count
1). I do NOT understand the Grauss-Jacobbi method at all and spent 4 hours winging it through my final Algebra unit.
2). I have to go back to my dads to clean his carpet again because dogs.
3). I paid rent.
4). I live in Texas.
1). I do NOT understand the Grauss-Jacobbi method at all and spent 4 hours winging it through my final Algebra unit.
2). I have to go back to my dads to clean his carpet again because dogs.
3). I paid rent.
4). I live in Texas.
In case you're wondering how my last unit of Algebra is going, i have notes.
November 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
In case you're wondering how my last unit of Algebra is going, i have notes.
I can't do my homework because I am required to sign in with 2 step verification, but I can not afford to buy a phone card, ergo no phone service, and thus no ability to verify.
I literally can't afford to do my damn homework. WTF.
I literally can't afford to do my damn homework. WTF.
a cartoon character is holding a purse in his hand
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November 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I can't do my homework because I am required to sign in with 2 step verification, but I can not afford to buy a phone card, ergo no phone service, and thus no ability to verify.
I literally can't afford to do my damn homework. WTF.
I literally can't afford to do my damn homework. WTF.
Out local Taco Casa (not all of them just this one as far as I can find) is offering free kids meals daily for anyone who isn't receiving SNAP because of the shutdown so yes I hate it here but it's nice to be reminded not everyone is terrible.
October 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Out local Taco Casa (not all of them just this one as far as I can find) is offering free kids meals daily for anyone who isn't receiving SNAP because of the shutdown so yes I hate it here but it's nice to be reminded not everyone is terrible.