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Jessica Bankey MPH, MLS(ASCP)
@jessicabankey.medsky.social
MPH•Associate Dean for Undergrad Ed. 🔬💉• Blood Bank/Hematology•Passion for Musical Theater🎭•Mom to 2 Sweet Kiddos 💕•2024 ASCP 40 under 40•She/Her•💗💜💙
A surgeon has a patient coding on the table-

“I think this is going well!👍”

What in the actual hell?!
REPORTER: The markets today are way down. The worst day in years. Because of the tariffs. So, how's it going?

TRUMP: I think it's going very well. It was an operation like when a patient gets operated on.
April 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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We ride at dawn.
March 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
@repmarcykaptur.bsky.social please explain yourself.
Here are the democrats who voted with the GOP to censure Rep Al Green.

Ami Bera of CA
Ed Case of HI
Jim Costa of CA
Laura Gillen of NY
Jim Himes of CT
Chrissy Houlahan of PA
Marcy Kaptur of OH,
Jared Moskowitz of FL
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez of WA
Tom Suozzi of NY

You know what to do folks.
March 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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#KamalaHarris #NAACP Chairman's Award
We love you forever and a day!!👏👏👏
February 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I’ve already cut out my shopping from target and Walmart. Amazon is only used when I need something quick and overall I’ve stopped purchasing frivolous items. It’s been a month and still going strong! You can do it too!
NO amazon NO walmart NO target
February 20, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Roses are red,
RFK was confirmed,
Instead of setting policy
He should be dewormed 🪱

#HealthPolicyValentines
February 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Please write/call if you're in Ohio!
The AHA has shared an action alert with our Ohio members about Ohio Senate Bill 1, which is currently before the Ohio Senate Higher Education Committee. We encourage constituents to reach out to their elected representatives to urge them to vote against the bill. 🗃️
Action Alert Opposing Ohio Senate Bill 1
The AHA has shared the following action alert opposing Ohio SB 1 with our Ohio members.
www.historians.org
February 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Me lecturing today: “You will see changes in a patients MCV when the anemia progresses and iron stores are used up”

My brain while lecturing: “a minoooooorrrrrrrr”
a man wearing a black jacket and a white hat with the letter e on it
ALT: a man wearing a black jacket and a white hat with the letter e on it
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Thank goodness for news sources outside of mainstream media. I think the majority of the US think that this is a big joke and will never happen. The joke may be on us…..
February 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
OOTD!
February 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Our Lord and Savior Lady Gaga is back and serving! Cannot wait for her new album to release!!!!!
lady gaga says there can only be one queen while wearing a white jacket
ALT: lady gaga says there can only be one queen while wearing a white jacket
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Just putting this out there: Two apps that make it easy to contact your district’s house rep and senators are “Resistbot” and “5 Calls”.

Share any others that you have found useful #resist
February 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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✨PLEASE SHARE! CDC GUIDELINE ARCHIVES✨

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▶️Others from @jessicavalenti.bsky.social
LGBTQ CDCGuidelines.com

#medsky #pedsky #IDsky 🛟🧪
February 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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AMAZING! A GROUNDBREAKING sickle cell disease treatment has been APPROVED for NHS use. Exagamglogene (exa-cel) SUCCESSFULLY edits the faulty gene in a patient’s OWN stem cells. Researchers concluded there was a functional cure in 97% of trial participants that received it! Let’s talk about that! 🧪🧵⬇️
February 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Did a thing today! I wanted to incorporate poppies in memory of my dad who passed 4 years ago to aggressive prostate cancer and complications (DIC is such a bitch).
January 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Democrats in Congress: WHAT IS THE PLAN?

Going on Sunday shows and spewing consultant speak isn't going to cut it.

Twelve inspectors general fired and there's no sit-in? No filibuster? No direction to voters? And in fact, some of you are actually voting for Trump's agenda?
January 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Want a great slogan for midterms?
"If you FAFO and are struggling because of Trump policies, we understand. The Dems are here for you. Tell us how we can help you "

You get the point.

FAFO will be the theme. Be the solution.
January 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
My son: “I saw this video where a guy only ate chicken wings and then had his dad test his blood. He is an expert that tests for glucose and cholesterol!”

Me: “That’s literally what I have done for years and teach. It’s called being a med lab scientist.”

Even my own kid has no idea what I do 🙄
January 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Trying to finish up my last little bit of grading and “someone” needs attention. 😻#tuxedocat
January 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Preventing public health agencies from communicating with the public will not make America healthy again. This will leave us in the dark in the middle of respiratory season, with serious ongoing concerns about everything from bird flu to cases of whooping cough.
New: Trump officials have paused all external communications at health agencies like CDC, FDA, NIH.

No health alerts and the famed MMWRs; no updates to key websites or social media posts.

And no indication how long the pause will last.

With @rachelroubein.bsky.social + Lena Sun.
Trump officials pause health agencies’ communications, citing review
The agencies are charged with making decisions that touch the lives of every American and are the source of crucial information to health-care providers.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Preserving my peace today. Here’s what I streamed instead of watching whatever event all of the channels were broadcasting:
🎉 The Eras Tour
⭐️ 👆Hamilton
🧙‍♀️ Wicked
🌃 SNL reruns
January 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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No social media as well!
No show 1/20/25!
January 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
And if this happens, everyone needs to delete their account/app.
And there it is. Scam and grift revealed. Watch who gets rich off this. Interested also to see how legacy media covers this, which has been putrid so far.
January 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Today is a perfect day to make some sourdough bagels 🥯 #bakesky #sourdough
January 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM