Jessnis Collardgreen
@jesshereforlaughs.bsky.social
Unserious millennial. Chicago broad. Actress/Comedian.
Home Alone and some soup! Absolutely lazy Sunday 🙌🏾
December 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Home Alone and some soup! Absolutely lazy Sunday 🙌🏾
Damn the Blues joints are all closed for the storm. This snow is serious
November 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Damn the Blues joints are all closed for the storm. This snow is serious
This turkey is stuffed, too
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
This turkey is stuffed, too
Just cut on the Family Stone. Oh, Ms. Keatonnnnnn
a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera .
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November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Just cut on the Family Stone. Oh, Ms. Keatonnnnnn
Wore my platform Mary Janes on stage and hit my MC Hammer during a scene. I committed so hard to the bit I got a blister on my damn foot 😩😩
a man in a yellow jacket is dancing with three women
ALT: a man in a yellow jacket is dancing with three women
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November 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Wore my platform Mary Janes on stage and hit my MC Hammer during a scene. I committed so hard to the bit I got a blister on my damn foot 😩😩
Fun rehearsal for the next gig in Jan/Feb.
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🙌🏾❤️
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Fun rehearsal for the next gig in Jan/Feb.
🙌🏾❤️
🙌🏾❤️
My first Saturday afternoon in a year not in class and it’s a trip!
November 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
My first Saturday afternoon in a year not in class and it’s a trip!
Late rehearsals
a teletubbies teddy bear is laying on the grass .
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October 23, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Late rehearsals
A whole 3 year old! Happy Birthday, Rock(y)star! 💙✨🐶
October 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
A whole 3 year old! Happy Birthday, Rock(y)star! 💙✨🐶
Landed both shows ❤️
Last few days of auditions are now complete 🙌🏾
October 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Landed both shows ❤️
Making our setlist and doing quick runs of scenes is hella fun! Damn. We really do have this. Grad show in 2 weeks 🙌🏾✨
October 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Making our setlist and doing quick runs of scenes is hella fun! Damn. We really do have this. Grad show in 2 weeks 🙌🏾✨
Last few days of auditions are now complete 🙌🏾
October 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Last few days of auditions are now complete 🙌🏾
September 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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September 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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I was singing “Bohemian Rhapsody” today and when I got to “BISMILLAH WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO” my boyfriend (who is old enough to know better - that’s his actual era) tried to tell me the lyrics were “Miss Miller No!”
And I had to share that with you.
And I had to share that with you.
September 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I was singing “Bohemian Rhapsody” today and when I got to “BISMILLAH WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO” my boyfriend (who is old enough to know better - that’s his actual era) tried to tell me the lyrics were “Miss Miller No!”
And I had to share that with you.
And I had to share that with you.
Happy Birthday!!!!! @quietriot10.bsky.social
a birthday cake with the words happy birthday on it
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September 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Happy Birthday!!!!! @quietriot10.bsky.social
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Meghan McCain slammed Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner's daughter, Violet Affleck, over her UN speech: 'This is why people hate nepo babies,' the daughter of Sen. John McCain said.
Meghan McCain slams nepo babies over Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner's daughter's UN speech
Meghan McCain slammed Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner's daughter, Violet Affleck, over her UN speech: 'This is why people hate nepo babies,' the daughter of Sen. John McCain said.
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September 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Nah. Because why do Black folks pronounce “heroin” like that…?
September 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Nah. Because why do Black folks pronounce “heroin” like that…?
When Rocky gets excited and lets out a lil high pitched fawt
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September 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
When Rocky gets excited and lets out a lil high pitched fawt
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Class was a lot today.
My teacher pulled me aside and let me know how much my eyes light up.
Tired but fulfilled 🙌🏾
My teacher pulled me aside and let me know how much my eyes light up.
Tired but fulfilled 🙌🏾
September 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Class was a lot today.
My teacher pulled me aside and let me know how much my eyes light up.
Tired but fulfilled 🙌🏾
My teacher pulled me aside and let me know how much my eyes light up.
Tired but fulfilled 🙌🏾
Reposted by Jessnis Collardgreen
LA Croix taste like it had a previous drinker
This ain't working. LA Croix has a weird aftertaste
September 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
LA Croix taste like it had a previous drinker
Imma sleep so fucking good.
a woman in red high heels is dancing on a stage .
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September 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Imma sleep so fucking good.
That point in the week when you’re annoyed it’s not Friday yet…
September 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
That point in the week when you’re annoyed it’s not Friday yet…
I really was in the ER for LDW… didn’t even get there cuz I was outside having fun.
ariel from the little mermaid is peeking out from behind a tree
ALT: ariel from the little mermaid is peeking out from behind a tree
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September 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I really was in the ER for LDW… didn’t even get there cuz I was outside having fun.
Last night was so fun 🥹🎭
August 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Last night was so fun 🥹🎭