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This joke/reference is probably only funny to me, but I'm laughing enough for everyone
July 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
This joke/reference is probably only funny to me, but I'm laughing enough for everyone
It'd be weird even for me to track down someone I haven't talked to since high school to tell them that I just played a video game with a character voiced by a singer she was hardcore obsessed with and it made me think of her, right?
June 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It'd be weird even for me to track down someone I haven't talked to since high school to tell them that I just played a video game with a character voiced by a singer she was hardcore obsessed with and it made me think of her, right?
I didn’t think I could find a hair descriptor in fanfic more annoying than "ravenette", but thank goodness to the FF7 community, who have proven me wrong with the cursed existence of the word "silverette"
June 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I didn’t think I could find a hair descriptor in fanfic more annoying than "ravenette", but thank goodness to the FF7 community, who have proven me wrong with the cursed existence of the word "silverette"
Reading the US news lately is like watching a movie depicting a particularly unsubtle fall into fascism
June 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Reading the US news lately is like watching a movie depicting a particularly unsubtle fall into fascism
Old Spice should use skinless Uncle Frank from Hellraiser in their commercials
May 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Old Spice should use skinless Uncle Frank from Hellraiser in their commercials
I FUCKING BEAT FINAL FANTASY VII!!!! BARRETT HAD ONE GODDAMNED HIT POINT LEFT BUT I BEAT IT
May 6, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I FUCKING BEAT FINAL FANTASY VII!!!! BARRETT HAD ONE GODDAMNED HIT POINT LEFT BUT I BEAT IT
Nintendo should make a Mario Kart game where they're driving through other games.
Mario riding a cloud through Gongaga, waving at Cloud and Barrett like Bastian at the end of The Neverending Story.
Mario riding a cloud through Gongaga, waving at Cloud and Barrett like Bastian at the end of The Neverending Story.
April 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Nintendo should make a Mario Kart game where they're driving through other games.
Mario riding a cloud through Gongaga, waving at Cloud and Barrett like Bastian at the end of The Neverending Story.
Mario riding a cloud through Gongaga, waving at Cloud and Barrett like Bastian at the end of The Neverending Story.
At the rate I'm going, at the end of the year I'm going to be like "I played 5 games this year and they were all FF7!"
March 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
At the rate I'm going, at the end of the year I'm going to be like "I played 5 games this year and they were all FF7!"
My cat regrets to inform you that I will no longer be working today. My attention will instead be directed to petting his soft belly. He does not apologize for the inconvenience.
January 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM
My cat regrets to inform you that I will no longer be working today. My attention will instead be directed to petting his soft belly. He does not apologize for the inconvenience.
I found a $300 USD gift card that my old team gave me when I left the US and decided to spend it on FFVII toys
January 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I found a $300 USD gift card that my old team gave me when I left the US and decided to spend it on FFVII toys
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I guess what surprises me is the revelation that Meta had a fact-checking program. Every platform it owns is basically unusable at this point
January 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I guess what surprises me is the revelation that Meta had a fact-checking program. Every platform it owns is basically unusable at this point
My friend: [Partner] says I don’t want an autism eval because the new administration might round up everybody into camps.
Me: On the other hand, if you get a diagnosis and he starts making noises about doing that, you can move to Canada and claim asylum!
My friend: ...helping?
Me: On the other hand, if you get a diagnosis and he starts making noises about doing that, you can move to Canada and claim asylum!
My friend: ...helping?
January 8, 2025 at 7:02 AM
My friend: [Partner] says I don’t want an autism eval because the new administration might round up everybody into camps.
Me: On the other hand, if you get a diagnosis and he starts making noises about doing that, you can move to Canada and claim asylum!
My friend: ...helping?
Me: On the other hand, if you get a diagnosis and he starts making noises about doing that, you can move to Canada and claim asylum!
My friend: ...helping?
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EDMONTON — Happy Birthday, Celsius! Environment Canada's use of Celsius turns 50 years old in 2025. It was the catalyst of a lengthy national metric conversion that abruptly ended a decade after it began. The result is seen and felt every day.
Happy Birthday, Celsius! Canada marks 50 years of metric-Imperial measurements
EDMONTON — Happy Birthday, Celsius! Environment Canada's use of Celsius turns 50 years old in 2025. It was the catalyst of a lengthy national metric conversion that abruptly ended a decade after it began. The result is seen and felt every day.
dlvr.it
December 31, 2024 at 2:54 PM
EDMONTON — Happy Birthday, Celsius! Environment Canada's use of Celsius turns 50 years old in 2025. It was the catalyst of a lengthy national metric conversion that abruptly ended a decade after it began. The result is seen and felt every day.
If A Christmas Carol was fanfic, Dickens would admit in the author's note that he wrote the whole thing around the "there's more of gravy than the grave about you" joke
December 25, 2024 at 7:42 PM
If A Christmas Carol was fanfic, Dickens would admit in the author's note that he wrote the whole thing around the "there's more of gravy than the grave about you" joke
🚨🚨THERE IS A CHRISTMAS ASTRO BOT LEVEL 🚨🚨
December 25, 2024 at 4:19 AM
🚨🚨THERE IS A CHRISTMAS ASTRO BOT LEVEL 🚨🚨
Man, how did people remember when things happened before email and social media?
December 20, 2024 at 5:20 AM
Man, how did people remember when things happened before email and social media?
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A list of reasons to make art:
-horny
-spite
-for the bit
-if you don't who will
-horny
-spite
-for the bit
-if you don't who will
December 9, 2024 at 10:54 PM
A list of reasons to make art:
-horny
-spite
-for the bit
-if you don't who will
-horny
-spite
-for the bit
-if you don't who will
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I’m going to say something bold here and publicly state that “murder is not the way to solve national problems” but suffering from chronic debilitating pain seems to be a much more logical reason for someone to go apeshit than women being in Star Wars
December 12, 2024 at 2:21 PM
I’m going to say something bold here and publicly state that “murder is not the way to solve national problems” but suffering from chronic debilitating pain seems to be a much more logical reason for someone to go apeshit than women being in Star Wars
When an article says “some scientists think” then remember this: I, a scientist, once thought I could fit a whole orange in my mouth. I could, it turns out, get it in there, but I hadn’t given sufficient thought to the reverse operation. diagrammonkey.wordpress.com/2022/08/06/s...
December 4, 2024 at 2:46 AM
When an article says “some scientists think” then remember this: I, a scientist, once thought I could fit a whole orange in my mouth. I could, it turns out, get it in there, but I hadn’t given sufficient thought to the reverse operation. diagrammonkey.wordpress.com/2022/08/06/s...
In a conference call, my client just asked how many minutes there are in a year. IT'S MY TIME TO SHINE.
December 3, 2024 at 8:27 PM
In a conference call, my client just asked how many minutes there are in a year. IT'S MY TIME TO SHINE.
Gene behind orange fur in cats found at last www.science.org/content/arti...
Gene behind orange fur in cats found at last
After 60 years, scientists know why gingers, calicos, and tortoiseshells look the way they do
www.science.org
December 2, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Gene behind orange fur in cats found at last www.science.org/content/arti...
I'm apparently now "gets excited about finding a deal on really nice measuring cups" years old
December 1, 2024 at 10:40 PM
I'm apparently now "gets excited about finding a deal on really nice measuring cups" years old
Something that apparently no one knows about me is that I super love typewriters. I've always found them fascinating. So when I saw a Lego kit to make one, I couldn't resist - even though it was 2k+ pieces and I haven’t played with legos since I was a kid. I thought I'd share my progress on here!
December 1, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Something that apparently no one knows about me is that I super love typewriters. I've always found them fascinating. So when I saw a Lego kit to make one, I couldn't resist - even though it was 2k+ pieces and I haven’t played with legos since I was a kid. I thought I'd share my progress on here!
The UX of LEGO Interface Panels interactionmagic.com/UX-LEGO-Inte...
The UX of LEGO Interface Panels
LEGO interface panels are beautiful, iconic, and great for learning interface design basics. I bought 52 of them from BrickLink to explore the design, layout and organisation of complex interfaces.
interactionmagic.com
November 30, 2024 at 2:49 AM
The UX of LEGO Interface Panels interactionmagic.com/UX-LEGO-Inte...