JesseJaneReads
@jessejanereads.bsky.social
Mom, wife, book lover, Dog Person™️
Current motto: Sarcasm, sweatpants, and survival
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Current motto: Sarcasm, sweatpants, and survival
https://jessejane306.wordpress.com
1) Here’s Epstein and Maxwell talking about el jefe pequeño himself
2) Fucking Gmail?! How are you not better at crime than this? You’re rich enough to have a private server on Debauchery Island!
www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
2) Fucking Gmail?! How are you not better at crime than this? You’re rich enough to have a private server on Debauchery Island!
www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
Read Jeffrey Epstein’s newly released emails about Trump
Late convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein specifically referenced his relationship with President Donald Trump in writing before Trump was elected to office and in the runup to the 2020 election, ac...
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November 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
1) Here’s Epstein and Maxwell talking about el jefe pequeño himself
2) Fucking Gmail?! How are you not better at crime than this? You’re rich enough to have a private server on Debauchery Island!
www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
2) Fucking Gmail?! How are you not better at crime than this? You’re rich enough to have a private server on Debauchery Island!
www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
I saw the tumblr meme about Americans being fish out of water being overdone. Let’s make Europeans feel awkward in American instead.
I now desperately want the series or memoir of a French Parisian visiting all the American towns named Paris
I now desperately want the series or memoir of a French Parisian visiting all the American towns named Paris
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I saw the tumblr meme about Americans being fish out of water being overdone. Let’s make Europeans feel awkward in American instead.
I now desperately want the series or memoir of a French Parisian visiting all the American towns named Paris
I now desperately want the series or memoir of a French Parisian visiting all the American towns named Paris
I was chatting with a mom at the grocery store. She also has ADHD kids and spouse and described herself as “My family’s prefrontal cortex.”
I felt that in my soul
I felt that in my soul
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I was chatting with a mom at the grocery store. She also has ADHD kids and spouse and described herself as “My family’s prefrontal cortex.”
I felt that in my soul
I felt that in my soul
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The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
I’m polyjamorous so sometimes I’ll pick a word and have a shuffle based off that.
CANCELLED! by TS
You Can’t Handle Me by Thundermother
You Can Let Go by BSB
Cana by Céltica Pipes Rock
Thunderstruck by Van Canto
Only Light Can Shine in the Darkness by Lords of the Lost & Within Temptation
CANCELLED! by TS
You Can’t Handle Me by Thundermother
You Can Let Go by BSB
Cana by Céltica Pipes Rock
Thunderstruck by Van Canto
Only Light Can Shine in the Darkness by Lords of the Lost & Within Temptation
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I’m polyjamorous so sometimes I’ll pick a word and have a shuffle based off that.
CANCELLED! by TS
You Can’t Handle Me by Thundermother
You Can Let Go by BSB
Cana by Céltica Pipes Rock
Thunderstruck by Van Canto
Only Light Can Shine in the Darkness by Lords of the Lost & Within Temptation
CANCELLED! by TS
You Can’t Handle Me by Thundermother
You Can Let Go by BSB
Cana by Céltica Pipes Rock
Thunderstruck by Van Canto
Only Light Can Shine in the Darkness by Lords of the Lost & Within Temptation
Youngest woke up at 5:30. I lay down on the couch with her, hoping for a tiny bit more sleep
I got elbowed in the ribs a few dozen times and no rest whatsoever
I got elbowed in the ribs a few dozen times and no rest whatsoever
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Youngest woke up at 5:30. I lay down on the couch with her, hoping for a tiny bit more sleep
I got elbowed in the ribs a few dozen times and no rest whatsoever
I got elbowed in the ribs a few dozen times and no rest whatsoever
My dog just crashed a party. She spent ~20 minutes getting doted on by folks in their early 20s.
I was so flattered when they thought I was around their age.
I was so flattered when they thought I was around their age.
November 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
My dog just crashed a party. She spent ~20 minutes getting doted on by folks in their early 20s.
I was so flattered when they thought I was around their age.
I was so flattered when they thought I was around their age.
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sharkira, shakira: thread
November 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
sharkira, shakira: thread
A solid way to end the male loneliness epidemic is to make lonely males into someone worth spending time with.
You are not entitled to companionship just because you’re breathing.
You are not entitled to companionship just because you’re breathing.
November 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
A solid way to end the male loneliness epidemic is to make lonely males into someone worth spending time with.
You are not entitled to companionship just because you’re breathing.
You are not entitled to companionship just because you’re breathing.
I’m not the least bit surprised
November 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I’m not the least bit surprised
Why couldn’t the Gross Old Party get their act together enough to end the ‘spring forward, fall back’ fuckery? Nobody likes it
This could be their ‘Even H!tler likes dogs’ thing. The one thing they did not totally screw up. (Tangerine Palpatine does not like dogs BTW)
This could be their ‘Even H!tler likes dogs’ thing. The one thing they did not totally screw up. (Tangerine Palpatine does not like dogs BTW)
November 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Why couldn’t the Gross Old Party get their act together enough to end the ‘spring forward, fall back’ fuckery? Nobody likes it
This could be their ‘Even H!tler likes dogs’ thing. The one thing they did not totally screw up. (Tangerine Palpatine does not like dogs BTW)
This could be their ‘Even H!tler likes dogs’ thing. The one thing they did not totally screw up. (Tangerine Palpatine does not like dogs BTW)
I am not nearly as unhinged as I could be. I’ve seen at least 3 cars with bumper stickers that made me want to 🔪💨🛞 and I refrained
November 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I am not nearly as unhinged as I could be. I’ve seen at least 3 cars with bumper stickers that made me want to 🔪💨🛞 and I refrained
I’m overtired, underfed, half my mouth is numb from the dentist, and my toddler has stepped on my stomach and headbutted me in the face
I don’t know if I’m gonna make it 2.5 more hours
I don’t know if I’m gonna make it 2.5 more hours
November 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I’m overtired, underfed, half my mouth is numb from the dentist, and my toddler has stepped on my stomach and headbutted me in the face
I don’t know if I’m gonna make it 2.5 more hours
I don’t know if I’m gonna make it 2.5 more hours
Are the new Hoovervilles gonna be called Trump Towers?
“.. Guests were seen mimicking ‘Roaring 20's’ era attire, a period just before the Great Depression that historians note for its staggering income inequity.” 🤡
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November 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Are the new Hoovervilles gonna be called Trump Towers?
People on Nextdoor are going off about punk tweens taking entire bowls of unattended candy
The level of petty involved in these squabbles makes it seem like our democracy isn’t collapsing
The level of petty involved in these squabbles makes it seem like our democracy isn’t collapsing
groot from guardians of the galaxy is sitting on a wooden staircase eating candy .
ALT: groot from guardians of the galaxy is sitting on a wooden staircase eating candy .
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November 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
People on Nextdoor are going off about punk tweens taking entire bowls of unattended candy
The level of petty involved in these squabbles makes it seem like our democracy isn’t collapsing
The level of petty involved in these squabbles makes it seem like our democracy isn’t collapsing
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great time at the Madwoman's Library Book Club over on IG, talking with Kristin Kreuk. not sure how long this stuff stays . . . up? clickable? but I think it's clickable now, here: www.instagram.com/reel/DQh4SZ7...
November 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
great time at the Madwoman's Library Book Club over on IG, talking with Kristin Kreuk. not sure how long this stuff stays . . . up? clickable? but I think it's clickable now, here: www.instagram.com/reel/DQh4SZ7...
Currently reading (and mocking) Dan Brown’s latest book. I google imaged ‘Klementinum library’ because it sounded pretty.
Y’all
This is the library of fantasies #booksky
Y’all
This is the library of fantasies #booksky
November 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Currently reading (and mocking) Dan Brown’s latest book. I google imaged ‘Klementinum library’ because it sounded pretty.
Y’all
This is the library of fantasies #booksky
Y’all
This is the library of fantasies #booksky
My 1.75 YO learned the word ‘loot’ tonight. Both of their haul bags were full. Oldest won our building’s costume contest and got a gift card.
A good time was had by all. Happy Halloween.
A good time was had by all. Happy Halloween.
November 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My 1.75 YO learned the word ‘loot’ tonight. Both of their haul bags were full. Oldest won our building’s costume contest and got a gift card.
A good time was had by all. Happy Halloween.
A good time was had by all. Happy Halloween.
A house up the street from me with the same square footage as my condo sold for $1.2M
I can get the same square footage for less than $1M in Maui
I can get the same square footage for less than $1M in Maui
a stuffed white cat is sitting on top of a box and asking why ?
ALT: a stuffed white cat is sitting on top of a box and asking why ?
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October 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
A house up the street from me with the same square footage as my condo sold for $1.2M
I can get the same square footage for less than $1M in Maui
I can get the same square footage for less than $1M in Maui
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Hello world of Bluesky! I have two books out now! OF CROWNS AND LEGENDS and OF REALMS AND FATE, books 1 and 2 in my Arthurian fantasy series.
Buy them anywhere books are sold!
#books #booksky #kingarthur #fantasybooks
Buy them anywhere books are sold!
#books #booksky #kingarthur #fantasybooks
October 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Hello world of Bluesky! I have two books out now! OF CROWNS AND LEGENDS and OF REALMS AND FATE, books 1 and 2 in my Arthurian fantasy series.
Buy them anywhere books are sold!
#books #booksky #kingarthur #fantasybooks
Buy them anywhere books are sold!
#books #booksky #kingarthur #fantasybooks
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Enter for a chance to win a stack of books from @penguinrandomhouse.bsky.social including FIEND. Ends Nov 16 sites.prh.com/octobersocia...
Enter for a chance to win a stack of books! - Penguin Random House
Fill your shelves this October with these spooky reads from Penguin Random House!
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October 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Enter for a chance to win a stack of books from @penguinrandomhouse.bsky.social including FIEND. Ends Nov 16 sites.prh.com/octobersocia...
I’m reading the new Dan Brown and I’ve talked so much 💩 in my notes and I’m not even 100 pages deep
We’re gonna ignore the impact of the infertility virus in the previous book? We’re going with this version of dubious science?
I’m tempted to DNF but it would be good for my HRCYED stats #booksky
We’re gonna ignore the impact of the infertility virus in the previous book? We’re going with this version of dubious science?
I’m tempted to DNF but it would be good for my HRCYED stats #booksky
October 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I’m reading the new Dan Brown and I’ve talked so much 💩 in my notes and I’m not even 100 pages deep
We’re gonna ignore the impact of the infertility virus in the previous book? We’re going with this version of dubious science?
I’m tempted to DNF but it would be good for my HRCYED stats #booksky
We’re gonna ignore the impact of the infertility virus in the previous book? We’re going with this version of dubious science?
I’m tempted to DNF but it would be good for my HRCYED stats #booksky
1.75 is babbling as she fights sleep. She was quiet for a while so I thought she signally lost the battle
I just heard “Ghostbusters!” over the monitor
I just heard “Ghostbusters!” over the monitor
October 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
1.75 is babbling as she fights sleep. She was quiet for a while so I thought she signally lost the battle
I just heard “Ghostbusters!” over the monitor
I just heard “Ghostbusters!” over the monitor
Me: *searches mid rise jeans on store website*
Store: Want some overalls?
Store: Want some overalls?
a man wearing glasses and a purple shirt is making a face .
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a purple shirt is making a face .
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October 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Me: *searches mid rise jeans on store website*
Store: Want some overalls?
Store: Want some overalls?
Millennials are slowly becoming the next Silent generation and I hate it
Let this sink in…
“At least one expert now predicting this could trigger greatest hunger catastrophe in the U.S. since the Great Depression.”
📌 The Dept of Agriculture posted a notice on its website saying federal food aid won’t go out on November 1.
“At least one expert now predicting this could trigger greatest hunger catastrophe in the U.S. since the Great Depression.”
📌 The Dept of Agriculture posted a notice on its website saying federal food aid won’t go out on November 1.
October 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Millennials are slowly becoming the next Silent generation and I hate it