JesseJaneReads
@jessejanereads.bsky.social
Mom, wife, book lover, Dog Person™️
Current motto: Sarcasm, sweatpants, and survival
https://jessejane306.wordpress.com
Current motto: Sarcasm, sweatpants, and survival
https://jessejane306.wordpress.com
I saw the tumblr meme about Americans being fish out of water being overdone. Let’s make Europeans feel awkward in American instead.
I now desperately want the series or memoir of a French Parisian visiting all the American towns named Paris
I now desperately want the series or memoir of a French Parisian visiting all the American towns named Paris
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I saw the tumblr meme about Americans being fish out of water being overdone. Let’s make Europeans feel awkward in American instead.
I now desperately want the series or memoir of a French Parisian visiting all the American towns named Paris
I now desperately want the series or memoir of a French Parisian visiting all the American towns named Paris
My dog just crashed a party. She spent ~20 minutes getting doted on by folks in their early 20s.
I was so flattered when they thought I was around their age.
I was so flattered when they thought I was around their age.
November 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
My dog just crashed a party. She spent ~20 minutes getting doted on by folks in their early 20s.
I was so flattered when they thought I was around their age.
I was so flattered when they thought I was around their age.
Currently reading (and mocking) Dan Brown’s latest book. I google imaged ‘Klementinum library’ because it sounded pretty.
Y’all
This is the library of fantasies #booksky
Y’all
This is the library of fantasies #booksky
November 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Currently reading (and mocking) Dan Brown’s latest book. I google imaged ‘Klementinum library’ because it sounded pretty.
Y’all
This is the library of fantasies #booksky
Y’all
This is the library of fantasies #booksky
I’ve been caregiving from 4 AM through 9 PM. I even had a moment of ‘is it over yet’ at 8:40 when the big kid started wailing from a bad dream.
Dad is working late today and tomorrow. He’s overnighting on Thursday. Oh, and our bedroom ACs are busted so we’re lucky if we can keep it below 80°
Dad is working late today and tomorrow. He’s overnighting on Thursday. Oh, and our bedroom ACs are busted so we’re lucky if we can keep it below 80°
July 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I’ve been caregiving from 4 AM through 9 PM. I even had a moment of ‘is it over yet’ at 8:40 when the big kid started wailing from a bad dream.
Dad is working late today and tomorrow. He’s overnighting on Thursday. Oh, and our bedroom ACs are busted so we’re lucky if we can keep it below 80°
Dad is working late today and tomorrow. He’s overnighting on Thursday. Oh, and our bedroom ACs are busted so we’re lucky if we can keep it below 80°
I just finished chapter 6. People who haven’t read this book are calling it a thriller. If the story continues as it has and avoid a St Elsewhere level twist, those people are wrong.
This is very much a horror story.
#BookSky
This is very much a horror story.
#BookSky
June 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I just finished chapter 6. People who haven’t read this book are calling it a thriller. If the story continues as it has and avoid a St Elsewhere level twist, those people are wrong.
This is very much a horror story.
#BookSky
This is very much a horror story.
#BookSky
This is paired with an intense sun, high humidity, and a dew point that says ‘sucks to be you loser.’
June 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
This is paired with an intense sun, high humidity, and a dew point that says ‘sucks to be you loser.’
I feel old
Shit like this is why I feel like I’m aging out of YA
Shit like this is why I feel like I’m aging out of YA
June 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I feel old
Shit like this is why I feel like I’m aging out of YA
Shit like this is why I feel like I’m aging out of YA
I feel like I should get some sort of prize for getting a TBR for 2 different readathons to match. I definitely won’t get to all of these but I’m gonna try. #booksky
May 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I feel like I should get some sort of prize for getting a TBR for 2 different readathons to match. I definitely won’t get to all of these but I’m gonna try. #booksky
I have never seen a more apt description of Kid Rock
May 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I have never seen a more apt description of Kid Rock
This is in bad taste on so many levels
May 20, 2025 at 11:52 AM
This is in bad taste on so many levels
I saw this elsewhere on the internet and LOLed
May 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I saw this elsewhere on the internet and LOLed
Their global stance is military and organ donation? Are these people stupid?
April 17, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Their global stance is military and organ donation? Are these people stupid?
I’m not the best mom ever but I’d definitely end my vacation to take the kid who got bitten by a shark to the fucking hospital. If my kid is sick, they know they can call out to me and not hear ‘mind over matter.’ JFC
April 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I’m not the best mom ever but I’d definitely end my vacation to take the kid who got bitten by a shark to the fucking hospital. If my kid is sick, they know they can call out to me and not hear ‘mind over matter.’ JFC
I dropped 5 at Pre-K. A little girl was giving out stickers. I got a sparkly flower.
April 4, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I dropped 5 at Pre-K. A little girl was giving out stickers. I got a sparkly flower.
If you want a lasting liquid lipstick, this is YSL liquid lip stain in 232. I tried to get it off in Sephora 4-5 times.
Supposedly, there’s a sale next month
Supposedly, there’s a sale next month
March 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
If you want a lasting liquid lipstick, this is YSL liquid lip stain in 232. I tried to get it off in Sephora 4-5 times.
Supposedly, there’s a sale next month
Supposedly, there’s a sale next month
Are you fucking kidding me?
March 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Are you fucking kidding me?
without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
March 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
This romance novel has a bit everything: action, adventure, murder, family drama, relationship drama, and romance.
A little over the top in places but lots of fun. 4/5 #booksky
A little over the top in places but lots of fun. 4/5 #booksky
March 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
This romance novel has a bit everything: action, adventure, murder, family drama, relationship drama, and romance.
A little over the top in places but lots of fun. 4/5 #booksky
A little over the top in places but lots of fun. 4/5 #booksky
February 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Full review on my blog but the big lessons are ACAB, throw out trash men, and stop underestimating women, especially women of color
#booksky
#booksky
February 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Full review on my blog but the big lessons are ACAB, throw out trash men, and stop underestimating women, especially women of color
#booksky
#booksky