Jesse Friedman
@jessefriedman.com
Marketer. Avid home cook. Etymology nerd. Dad. Dad joke teller. #pdx
Timeline cleanse: preschooler feeding chickens
January 15, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Timeline cleanse: preschooler feeding chickens
LinkedIn Park
slightly diminish a band
Linkin Playground
Linkin Playground
King of Base
January 10, 2026 at 6:14 PM
LinkedIn Park
"At 2:24 p.m., officers received information that a man who had been shot was calling and requesting help in the area of Northeast 146th Avenue and East Burnside. Officers responded and found a male and female with apparent gunshot wounds."
Again, not only did CPB shoot, but they didn't help.
Again, not only did CPB shoot, but they didn't help.
January 8, 2026 at 11:50 PM
"At 2:24 p.m., officers received information that a man who had been shot was calling and requesting help in the area of Northeast 146th Avenue and East Burnside. Officers responded and found a male and female with apparent gunshot wounds."
Again, not only did CPB shoot, but they didn't help.
Again, not only did CPB shoot, but they didn't help.
Per @theilluminati.bsky.social , maduros are now Freedom Plantains
January 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Per @theilluminati.bsky.social , maduros are now Freedom Plantains
One report, three spins.
December 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
One report, three spins.
Forget the 3 AM phone call. Is he ready for the call at 3 PM?
“.. A Washington Post analysis of multiple video feeds of the meeting Tuesday showed that during nine separate instances, Trump’s eyes were closed for extended periods or he appeared to struggle to keep them open, amounting cumulatively to nearly six minutes.”
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
December 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Forget the 3 AM phone call. Is he ready for the call at 3 PM?
Gotta hand it to Ryan Lizza, we got bamboo-zled in _two_ ways by that piece on Nuzzi.
November 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Gotta hand it to Ryan Lizza, we got bamboo-zled in _two_ ways by that piece on Nuzzi.
DoorDash: "Bird flu is over. Also here is where cheeseburgers are cheaper."
Trump admin: "We have no inflation!"
Trump admin: "We have no inflation!"
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
DoorDash: "Bird flu is over. Also here is where cheeseburgers are cheaper."
Trump admin: "We have no inflation!"
Trump admin: "We have no inflation!"
The way I look at American political structure: the system is built for two parties. If you aren't in one of the parties, you're essentially irrelevant. So the only practical move is to make one of them work more like you want it to.
The Tea Party et al did this and then some with the Republicans.
The Tea Party et al did this and then some with the Republicans.
November 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The way I look at American political structure: the system is built for two parties. If you aren't in one of the parties, you're essentially irrelevant. So the only practical move is to make one of them work more like you want it to.
The Tea Party et al did this and then some with the Republicans.
The Tea Party et al did this and then some with the Republicans.
We don't want no Chuck
Chuck is a chump who gets no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of the Baileys' ride
No clue how to lead
Chuck is a chump who gets no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of the Baileys' ride
No clue how to lead
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
We don't want no Chuck
Chuck is a chump who gets no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of the Baileys' ride
No clue how to lead
Chuck is a chump who gets no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of the Baileys' ride
No clue how to lead
Calling an assurance that someone who isn't involved in the negotiations will follow the law isn't anything to be proud of. It codifies that whether or not the law needs to be followed is up for negotiation. This is terrifying precedent of the Dems' making.
My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care:
November 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Calling an assurance that someone who isn't involved in the negotiations will follow the law isn't anything to be proud of. It codifies that whether or not the law needs to be followed is up for negotiation. This is terrifying precedent of the Dems' making.
Given the increasing likelihood of Thanksgiving travel chaos, I wonder if anyone's setting up an exchange for people to trade/resell non-refundable hotel reservations so people can switch to driving-distance excursions.
November 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Given the increasing likelihood of Thanksgiving travel chaos, I wonder if anyone's setting up an exchange for people to trade/resell non-refundable hotel reservations so people can switch to driving-distance excursions.
If anyone wants to watch Zohran's victory speech in its entirety, here's the timecode from the livestream: www.youtube.com/live/NnM_RgL...
WATCH LIVE: Zohran Mamdani addresses supporters after winning 2025 NYC mayoral race
YouTube video by PBS NewsHour
www.youtube.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:19 AM
If anyone wants to watch Zohran's victory speech in its entirety, here's the timecode from the livestream: www.youtube.com/live/NnM_RgL...
Has anyone come up with a site/app for sharing and rating protest signs?
October 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Has anyone come up with a site/app for sharing and rating protest signs?
The costumes in Portland are great. Now we just need loudspeakers blasting Yakety Sax whenever the feds come and go.
October 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
The costumes in Portland are great. Now we just need loudspeakers blasting Yakety Sax whenever the feds come and go.
Evita Solutions? Don't cry for me, mifepristone!
Drugmaker Evita Solutions announced on its website that the Food and Drug Administration signed off on its low-cost form of the pill, which is approved to end pregnancies through 10 weeks.
FDA approves another generic abortion pill, prompting outrage from conservatives
Drugmaker Evita Solutions announced on its website that the Food and Drug Administration signed off on its low-cost form of the pill, which is approved to end pregnancies through 10 weeks.
n.pr
October 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Evita Solutions? Don't cry for me, mifepristone!
ACAB (Avocado, Cheese, and Bacon)
August 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
ACAB (Avocado, Cheese, and Bacon)
We need a word for "not surprising but still maddening." It will help us acknowledge the onslaught of evil without becoming numb to it. Any ideas?
August 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
We need a word for "not surprising but still maddening." It will help us acknowledge the onslaught of evil without becoming numb to it. Any ideas?
I can't see the airport code DTW without mentally pronouncing the city it serves as "Detwoit."
(Yes, I know the W is for Wayne County.)
(Yes, I know the W is for Wayne County.)
August 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I can't see the airport code DTW without mentally pronouncing the city it serves as "Detwoit."
(Yes, I know the W is for Wayne County.)
(Yes, I know the W is for Wayne County.)
This sounds straight from the lips of Jack Donaghy.
August 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
This sounds straight from the lips of Jack Donaghy.
"How do we take advantage of Dame rejoining the Blazers to get people to come to the game, but not falsely imply he'll be playing because he's injured?"
August 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
"How do we take advantage of Dame rejoining the Blazers to get people to come to the game, but not falsely imply he'll be playing because he's injured?"
Slightly diminish a band: Hoobasmell
Slightly diminish a band: The Regional
Slightly diminish a band: Wolf Procession
August 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Slightly diminish a band: Hoobasmell
Same number, two interpretations.
August 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Same number, two interpretations.
Happy fucking 249th birthday tomorrow, America.
July 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Happy fucking 249th birthday tomorrow, America.