Only dog I've had that purrs.
December 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Only dog I've had that purrs.
Thats a damn fine pasta bolognese.
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Thats a damn fine pasta bolognese.
Oscar, locking gazes with me, squatting, and whispering as im putting him down for a nap: its okay to poop in a diaper
Me: yes! But if you go poop in the potty right now, you can have a Halloween treat
Oscar, grimacing: it is too late
Me: yes! But if you go poop in the potty right now, you can have a Halloween treat
Oscar, grimacing: it is too late
November 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Oscar, locking gazes with me, squatting, and whispering as im putting him down for a nap: its okay to poop in a diaper
Me: yes! But if you go poop in the potty right now, you can have a Halloween treat
Oscar, grimacing: it is too late
Me: yes! But if you go poop in the potty right now, you can have a Halloween treat
Oscar, grimacing: it is too late
Love to roll up to the zoo and see every single other child and most of the parents in costume.
Ooooooh shit okay yeah, that makes sense. My bad buddy.
Ooooooh shit okay yeah, that makes sense. My bad buddy.
October 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Love to roll up to the zoo and see every single other child and most of the parents in costume.
Ooooooh shit okay yeah, that makes sense. My bad buddy.
Ooooooh shit okay yeah, that makes sense. My bad buddy.
Despite the broken hand I have 100%'d silksong and also just got the sub 5hr speedrun achievement. What a game. Worthy sequel to my favorite game of all time.
October 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Despite the broken hand I have 100%'d silksong and also just got the sub 5hr speedrun achievement. What a game. Worthy sequel to my favorite game of all time.
The Chopin piano competition is happening. So if you're a fan or looking for nice background music today...put the live stream on.
www.youtube.com/live/l8hCaZ9...
www.youtube.com/live/l8hCaZ9...
The 19th International Fryderyk Chopin Piano Competition (evening session), 6.10.2025
YouTube video by Chopin Institute
www.youtube.com
October 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The Chopin piano competition is happening. So if you're a fan or looking for nice background music today...put the live stream on.
www.youtube.com/live/l8hCaZ9...
www.youtube.com/live/l8hCaZ9...
Reposted by Jesse
Oscar asked for the "roads" song this morning on the way to school and had a full fucking meltdown when I put on country roads. Refused to clarify and sob screamed until I stumbled on to what he wanted....hit the road jack.
September 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Oscar asked for the "roads" song this morning on the way to school and had a full fucking meltdown when I put on country roads. Refused to clarify and sob screamed until I stumbled on to what he wanted....hit the road jack.
Reminder that Kill is the best action movie I've seen since The Raid and it's now streaming on hulu.
September 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Reminder that Kill is the best action movie I've seen since The Raid and it's now streaming on hulu.
Unexpected perk of having a 3.5 yo son is I no longer need to aim to pee if I don't want to. Every nearby surface in every bathroom is already coated in piss. He doesn't even hold it sometimes. Just stands in front of the toilet and lets the stream find its own way.
September 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Unexpected perk of having a 3.5 yo son is I no longer need to aim to pee if I don't want to. Every nearby surface in every bathroom is already coated in piss. He doesn't even hold it sometimes. Just stands in front of the toilet and lets the stream find its own way.
Timothy Olyphant's the only human being who makes walking with straight, unmoving arms look cool and menacing.
September 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Timothy Olyphant's the only human being who makes walking with straight, unmoving arms look cool and menacing.
Alien earth really nailed the fade into a godsmack song to end today's episode lol
September 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Alien earth really nailed the fade into a godsmack song to end today's episode lol
Me: hey buddy. I want to apologize. I've been a little spicier than usual because my hand hurts. Im sorry.
Oscar: that's my fault
Me: Aw no man. That's daddy's fault. I make bad choices sometimes because my hand hurts.
Oscar: the bad choice is "I can't pick you up"
Oscar: that's my fault
Me: Aw no man. That's daddy's fault. I make bad choices sometimes because my hand hurts.
Oscar: the bad choice is "I can't pick you up"
August 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Me: hey buddy. I want to apologize. I've been a little spicier than usual because my hand hurts. Im sorry.
Oscar: that's my fault
Me: Aw no man. That's daddy's fault. I make bad choices sometimes because my hand hurts.
Oscar: the bad choice is "I can't pick you up"
Oscar: that's my fault
Me: Aw no man. That's daddy's fault. I make bad choices sometimes because my hand hurts.
Oscar: the bad choice is "I can't pick you up"
Not sure if it was beer 4 or 5 but my hands feels better.
August 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Not sure if it was beer 4 or 5 but my hands feels better.
Gonna spend the last 4 weeks of paternity leave learning to change diapers one handed.
August 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Gonna spend the last 4 weeks of paternity leave learning to change diapers one handed.
Both children pooped on me today. Paternity leave is going great.
August 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Both children pooped on me today. Paternity leave is going great.
Okay 7 hours of unbroken baby time while the toddler is at daycare. Time to introduce little guy to as many of the alien movies as we can fit in.
August 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Okay 7 hours of unbroken baby time while the toddler is at daycare. Time to introduce little guy to as many of the alien movies as we can fit in.
Reposted by Jesse
Reposted by Jesse
Coldplay hasn't released a new song in years then they created four new singles in one night
July 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Coldplay hasn't released a new song in years then they created four new singles in one night
No offense to urban but I'm not sure how you make a mortal kombat movie without casting scort adkins as Cage.
July 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM
No offense to urban but I'm not sure how you make a mortal kombat movie without casting scort adkins as Cage.
Man this guy can just play the shit out of the piano. This is the kind of jazz/classical mashup that I would have turned my nose up at a decade ago but the more piano I listen to and watch, the more I love this.
youtu.be/JiETLLsXzFI?...
youtu.be/JiETLLsXzFI?...
Solfeggietto (C. Ph. E. Bach) - Luca Sestak Trio
YouTube video by Luca Sestak
youtu.be
July 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Man this guy can just play the shit out of the piano. This is the kind of jazz/classical mashup that I would have turned my nose up at a decade ago but the more piano I listen to and watch, the more I love this.
youtu.be/JiETLLsXzFI?...
youtu.be/JiETLLsXzFI?...
Dropout is good bc it's the closest American equivalent to taskmaster. Gives talented comedians prompts to make fools of themselves and room to play.
July 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Dropout is good bc it's the closest American equivalent to taskmaster. Gives talented comedians prompts to make fools of themselves and room to play.
Our boarding place takes the absolute best pictures of our dogs.
July 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Our boarding place takes the absolute best pictures of our dogs.