Jerry Johnson
@jerryjamesj.bsky.social
Grandpa, dog lover, tolerates cats, patriot, grumpy old school bus driver, amateur photographer.
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Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently
July 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently
Study: Majority Of Billionaires Consider Selves Middle Class — theonion.com/study-majori...
Study: Majority Of Billionaires Consider Selves Middle Class
ST. PAUL, MN—In a comprehensive new survey of how the wealthy view their socioeconomic status, a study published this week in the Journal Of Economic Perspectives found that the majority of billionair...
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July 23, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Study: Majority Of Billionaires Consider Selves Middle Class — theonion.com/study-majori...
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Use some common sense.
July 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Use some common sense.
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One of the biggest problems with the world is that fools are always so sure and certain about everything and intelligent people are so full of doubts and uncertainties.
June 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
One of the biggest problems with the world is that fools are always so sure and certain about everything and intelligent people are so full of doubts and uncertainties.
Trump Orders His Face Added To The Pep Boys Logo — theonion.com/trump-orders...
Trump Orders His Face Added To The Pep Boys Logo
WASHINGTON—Insisting that he deserved a place alongside the iconic visages of the auto supply company’s founders, President Donald Trump issued an executive order Tuesday adding his face to the Pep Bo...
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July 11, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Trump Orders His Face Added To The Pep Boys Logo — theonion.com/trump-orders...
No.
Will MAGA realize that Bondi, Bongino, Trump and Patel only gave up the game *after* they secured their tax cut? They strung you along until the moment they got what they wanted. You got conned and they got richer.
July 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
No.
Study Finds Curative Power Of Prayer Limited To Genital Warts — theonion.com/study-finds-...
Study Finds Curative Power Of Prayer Limited To Genital Warts
CHICAGO—Emphasizing the constraints of God’s healing hands, a new study published Thursday in the Journal Of The American Medical Association found that the curative power of prayer was limited exclus...
theonion.com
July 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Study Finds Curative Power Of Prayer Limited To Genital Warts — theonion.com/study-finds-...
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Nope
June 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Nope
Slightly Older Sources Report If You Think Body Feels Bad Now, Just Wait — theonion.com/slightly-old...
Slightly Older Sources Report If You Think Body Feels Bad Now, Just Wait
EAU CLAIRE, WI—Massaging their stiff shoulders and necks while remarking that they wish they’d known how good they had it when they were your age, slightly older sources reported Thursday that if you ...
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June 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Slightly Older Sources Report If You Think Body Feels Bad Now, Just Wait — theonion.com/slightly-old...
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These didn't age well.
June 23, 2025 at 12:14 PM
These didn't age well.
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The United States never has enough money to keep people alive at home but always has enough money to kill people overseas.
June 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The United States never has enough money to keep people alive at home but always has enough money to kill people overseas.
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Congress, Now More Than Ever, We Need Your Cowardice
June 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Congress, Now More Than Ever, We Need Your Cowardice
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I have sent a copy of ‘The Onion’ to every member of Congress. To spread its message to less powerful people, I have also taken out an ad in a lesser newspaper. Read my full letter here: theonion.com/why-im-sendi...
June 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I have sent a copy of ‘The Onion’ to every member of Congress. To spread its message to less powerful people, I have also taken out an ad in a lesser newspaper. Read my full letter here: theonion.com/why-im-sendi...
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Why aren’t you standing up for state’s rights now skank?!
June 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Why aren’t you standing up for state’s rights now skank?!
Not long before King Cheetos declares marshal law. Never in my wildest dreams did I ever think the republicans would go this far.
June 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Not long before King Cheetos declares marshal law. Never in my wildest dreams did I ever think the republicans would go this far.
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FEMA Chief Confused By Wind
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June 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
FEMA Chief Confused By Wind
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