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Jeremy Spitzberg
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Soccer writer emeritus (All those #FPL content creators are my fault) ⚽️

Women's sports appreciator ⚽️🏑🏐
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“Good morning. We are going through the neighborhood asking people an important question, and that is, ‘If I were to ask you what the gospel is, what would you say?’”
North Central is my new favorite football team. North Central what?!
January 5, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I’m sure Trey Lance’s seventh start for his fourth team will be the one.
January 5, 2026 at 12:35 AM
@fplgeneral.bsky.social as a corollary to the 59th minute sub, I propose the 61st minute clean sheet wipeout
January 4, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Jon Gruden is still in Tampa Bay’s ring of fame (or whatever they call the names they post around the stadium)? It’s the elementary school named after a Confederate general of sports honors.
January 3, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Krugman stepping on Friedman’s corner.
In a NY taxi. Comment on current events?
January 3, 2026 at 3:08 PM
That’s just Al Jolson.
January 3, 2026 at 5:04 AM
These ChatGPT ads are really offensive. “Give me a recipe or a workout plan.”

ChatGPT didn’t come up with those. It just stole it from someone who did. No attribution; no link.
January 2, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Wife looking up from her book to see me watching Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome: “Is this Dune?”
January 2, 2026 at 10:34 PM
The Shining 2, 2025
January 2, 2026 at 12:59 AM
January 1, 2026 at 11:39 PM
No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet
January 1, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Is Indiana football Mark Cuban’s best investment?
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media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Silo, season three. Coming soon to Apple TV Plus
New York City has a new mayor
January 1, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Watching the Rose Parade, as one does, and I’m… learning a lot.
January 1, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Pre-ordered and looking forward to it!
January 1, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I think VH1 Classic is Rick Rolling us
January 1, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Someone alert the orcas!
December 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
This is simply the dumbest thing anyone has ever said. Beyond parody.
December 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Sheridan to the Courage? They need a starter.
December 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Boston Legacy Football Club today announced the signing of Massachusetts local and forward Sammy Smith on a two-year deal. Smith will join the club as a free agent

Smith joins Boston Legacy from first-division Icelandic club Breiðablik, having helped them win the Besta deild kvenna in 2024 and 2025
December 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Back on our bullshit.
December 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Not much makes me as angry and sad for the people being taken advantage of as stadium financing.
December 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Wealthiest does not equal most valuable or important. I bet I pay more in state taxes than Peter Thiel.
Billionaires are considering cutting or reducing their ties to California by the end of the year because of a proposed ballot measure that could tax the state’s wealthiest residents.
A Wealth Tax Floated in California Has Billionaires Thinking of Leaving
It’s uncertain whether the proposal will reach the statewide ballot in November, but some billionaires like Peter Thiel and Larry Page may be unwilling to take the risk.
nyti.ms
December 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Beach day. 🎄 🎁 🥯 🐕 🐶
December 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Just the latest crop of clementine’s from the tree in my front yard. Hundreds and hundreds of fruits this year. California uber alles.
December 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM