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Soccer writer emeritus (All those #FPL content creators are my fault) ⚽️

Women's sports appreciator ⚽️🏑🏐
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“Good morning. We are going through the neighborhood asking people an important question, and that is, ‘If I were to ask you what the gospel is, what would you say?’”
Inside you there are two wolves…
January 10, 2026 at 1:24 AM
SO SMOOSHIE!!
January 9, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Brought to you by the Commission on Presidential Debates.
Rep. @AOC: I understand that Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, and I do not. That is a fundamental difference between Vance and I. I do not believe that the American people should be assassinated in the street.
January 9, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I wonder if they are going to use her at fullback, like Racing did in the back-half of last season to good effect.

More importantly, since she spent so many minutes there, will @sheplaysinc.bsky.social list her as a defender for fantasy purposes. ;-)
#NWSL transfer news: Denver Summit acquires Canadian + Olympics gold medalist Janine Sonis from Racing Louisville for $120K in intraleague transfer funds (could rise to $160K w/add-ons).

Sonis, a Colorado native, has signed through 2028.
January 9, 2026 at 6:41 PM
“You can only rob this bank if you have an account here, Mr. Kelly.”
January 9, 2026 at 2:43 PM
In today’s America, I just expected the Rebels from Mississippi to win. 🤷🏻‍♂️
January 9, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Wonderful art direction.
January 9, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Yup. Just made too much sense.

www.nccourage.com/news/nc-cour...
January 8, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Lunchtime. 🐶
January 8, 2026 at 7:59 PM
We did the absolute minimum: reached out to our friend from the Ivies and hired the first person he recommended. Good news for the rest of the NWSL.
When the KC Current started a coaching search, owners Angie + Chris Long sounded out a longtime friend: Jesse Marsch, who recommended Chris Armas. Everything clicked from there, they each said.

On @espn.com: Armas about taking the role, plus the Longs on why they believe he is the right hire.
KC Current hire ex-USMNT star Armas as coach
The Kansas City Current officially announced Chris Armas as head coach, as ESPN first reported in December, in the NWSL's second such appointment of a former MLS head coach.
www.espn.com
January 7, 2026 at 7:15 PM
West Ham bring in Ange and at least have some fun for the remainder of your Premier League season challenge.
January 6, 2026 at 10:02 PM
“The Name and the Nose” is my least favorite Umberto Eco novel.
should probably be a bigger deal that the vice president's favorite intellectual is a dull nazi bsky.app/profile/leah...
Curtis Yarvin has written a very long screed in defense of his post in which he said, “Hitler spoke the truth.”

A sampling of select portions is below and includes, in reference to Jewish people, the words:

“The only way to tell is the name and the nose.”
January 6, 2026 at 3:52 PM
North Central is my new favorite football team. North Central what?!
January 5, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I’m sure Trey Lance’s seventh start for his fourth team will be the one.
January 5, 2026 at 12:35 AM
@fplgeneral.bsky.social as a corollary to the 59th minute sub, I propose the 61st minute clean sheet wipeout
January 4, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Jon Gruden is still in Tampa Bay’s ring of fame (or whatever they call the names they post around the stadium)? It’s the elementary school named after a Confederate general of sports honors.
January 3, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Krugman stepping on Friedman’s corner.
In a NY taxi. Comment on current events?
January 3, 2026 at 3:08 PM
That’s just Al Jolson.
January 3, 2026 at 5:04 AM
These ChatGPT ads are really offensive. “Give me a recipe or a workout plan.”

ChatGPT didn’t come up with those. It just stole it from someone who did. No attribution; no link.
January 2, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Wife looking up from her book to see me watching Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome: “Is this Dune?”
January 2, 2026 at 10:34 PM
The Shining 2, 2025
January 2, 2026 at 12:59 AM
January 1, 2026 at 11:39 PM
No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet
January 1, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Is Indiana football Mark Cuban’s best investment?
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January 1, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Silo, season three. Coming soon to Apple TV Plus
New York City has a new mayor
January 1, 2026 at 4:32 PM