Jeremy Spitzberg
@jeremyspitzberg.com
Surrounded by girls 👩🏼❤️👨🏻👩🏻🤝👩🏼🐕
Cyclist 🚴♂️
Soccer writer emeritus (All those #FPL content creators are my fault) ⚽️
Women's sports appreciator ⚽️🏑🏐
Cyclist 🚴♂️
Soccer writer emeritus (All those #FPL content creators are my fault) ⚽️
Women's sports appreciator ⚽️🏑🏐
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Jeremy Spitzberg
@jeremyspitzberg.com
· Dec 6
“Good morning. We are going through the neighborhood asking people an important question, and that is, ‘If I were to ask you what the gospel is, what would you say?’”
Inside you there are two wolves…
January 10, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Inside you there are two wolves…
Brought to you by the Commission on Presidential Debates.
Rep. @AOC: I understand that Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, and I do not. That is a fundamental difference between Vance and I. I do not believe that the American people should be assassinated in the street.
January 9, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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I wonder if they are going to use her at fullback, like Racing did in the back-half of last season to good effect.
More importantly, since she spent so many minutes there, will @sheplaysinc.bsky.social list her as a defender for fantasy purposes. ;-)
More importantly, since she spent so many minutes there, will @sheplaysinc.bsky.social list her as a defender for fantasy purposes. ;-)
#NWSL transfer news: Denver Summit acquires Canadian + Olympics gold medalist Janine Sonis from Racing Louisville for $120K in intraleague transfer funds (could rise to $160K w/add-ons).
Sonis, a Colorado native, has signed through 2028.
Sonis, a Colorado native, has signed through 2028.
January 9, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I wonder if they are going to use her at fullback, like Racing did in the back-half of last season to good effect.
More importantly, since she spent so many minutes there, will @sheplaysinc.bsky.social list her as a defender for fantasy purposes. ;-)
More importantly, since she spent so many minutes there, will @sheplaysinc.bsky.social list her as a defender for fantasy purposes. ;-)
“You can only rob this bank if you have an account here, Mr. Kelly.”
Twitter‘s solution to making CSAM for free is to make CSAM for profit.
Limiting Grok AI image edits to paid users 'insulting' to victims, says No 10
It comes after government urged Ofcom to use all its powers – up to and including an effective ban – against X.
www.bbc.com
January 9, 2026 at 2:43 PM
“You can only rob this bank if you have an account here, Mr. Kelly.”
In today’s America, I just expected the Rebels from Mississippi to win. 🤷🏻♂️
January 9, 2026 at 4:36 AM
In today’s America, I just expected the Rebels from Mississippi to win. 🤷🏻♂️
Wonderful art direction.
Top Democrats decline to say if they would rein in ICE after Minnesota shooting
Top Democrats decline to say if they would rein in ICE after Minnesota shooting
Top Democrats decline to say if they would rein in ICE after Minnesota shooting
www.independent.co.uk
January 9, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Wonderful art direction.
January 8, 2026 at 10:04 PM
We did the absolute minimum: reached out to our friend from the Ivies and hired the first person he recommended. Good news for the rest of the NWSL.
When the KC Current started a coaching search, owners Angie + Chris Long sounded out a longtime friend: Jesse Marsch, who recommended Chris Armas. Everything clicked from there, they each said.
On @espn.com: Armas about taking the role, plus the Longs on why they believe he is the right hire.
On @espn.com: Armas about taking the role, plus the Longs on why they believe he is the right hire.
KC Current hire ex-USMNT star Armas as coach
The Kansas City Current officially announced Chris Armas as head coach, as ESPN first reported in December, in the NWSL's second such appointment of a former MLS head coach.
www.espn.com
January 7, 2026 at 7:15 PM
We did the absolute minimum: reached out to our friend from the Ivies and hired the first person he recommended. Good news for the rest of the NWSL.
West Ham bring in Ange and at least have some fun for the remainder of your Premier League season challenge.
January 6, 2026 at 10:02 PM
West Ham bring in Ange and at least have some fun for the remainder of your Premier League season challenge.
“The Name and the Nose” is my least favorite Umberto Eco novel.
should probably be a bigger deal that the vice president's favorite intellectual is a dull nazi bsky.app/profile/leah...
Curtis Yarvin has written a very long screed in defense of his post in which he said, “Hitler spoke the truth.”
A sampling of select portions is below and includes, in reference to Jewish people, the words:
“The only way to tell is the name and the nose.”
A sampling of select portions is below and includes, in reference to Jewish people, the words:
“The only way to tell is the name and the nose.”
January 6, 2026 at 3:52 PM
“The Name and the Nose” is my least favorite Umberto Eco novel.
North Central is my new favorite football team. North Central what?!
January 5, 2026 at 1:06 AM
North Central is my new favorite football team. North Central what?!
I’m sure Trey Lance’s seventh start for his fourth team will be the one.
January 5, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I’m sure Trey Lance’s seventh start for his fourth team will be the one.
@fplgeneral.bsky.social as a corollary to the 59th minute sub, I propose the 61st minute clean sheet wipeout
January 4, 2026 at 2:21 PM
@fplgeneral.bsky.social as a corollary to the 59th minute sub, I propose the 61st minute clean sheet wipeout
Jon Gruden is still in Tampa Bay’s ring of fame (or whatever they call the names they post around the stadium)? It’s the elementary school named after a Confederate general of sports honors.
January 3, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Jon Gruden is still in Tampa Bay’s ring of fame (or whatever they call the names they post around the stadium)? It’s the elementary school named after a Confederate general of sports honors.
Krugman stepping on Friedman’s corner.
January 3, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Krugman stepping on Friedman’s corner.
That’s just Al Jolson.
January 3, 2026 at 5:04 AM
That’s just Al Jolson.
These ChatGPT ads are really offensive. “Give me a recipe or a workout plan.”
ChatGPT didn’t come up with those. It just stole it from someone who did. No attribution; no link.
ChatGPT didn’t come up with those. It just stole it from someone who did. No attribution; no link.
January 2, 2026 at 11:37 PM
These ChatGPT ads are really offensive. “Give me a recipe or a workout plan.”
ChatGPT didn’t come up with those. It just stole it from someone who did. No attribution; no link.
ChatGPT didn’t come up with those. It just stole it from someone who did. No attribution; no link.
Wife looking up from her book to see me watching Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome: “Is this Dune?”
January 2, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Wife looking up from her book to see me watching Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome: “Is this Dune?”
The Shining 2, 2025
January 2, 2026 at 12:59 AM
The Shining 2, 2025
No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet
January 1, 2026 at 11:25 PM
No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet
Is Indiana football Mark Cuban’s best investment?
a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with a book in front of him and the website sharktankgifts.com is visible
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media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Is Indiana football Mark Cuban’s best investment?
Silo, season three. Coming soon to Apple TV Plus
January 1, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Silo, season three. Coming soon to Apple TV Plus