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Jeremy Baker
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I talk on the radio.
Some people think kids should have more of a 90s style summer; throwing rocks through the windows of an abandoned house, building a sick jump for your bikes, or poking a dead animal carcass with sticks, but I think being radicalized by Youtube is more cost effective than bailing them out of jail.
June 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I was on Commercial Drive in East Vancouver the other day, and there were tons of bros just outside a coffee shop smoking pot. Blazing away at like 11AM. I locked my truck doors.
I don't know why I did that. I smoke cannabis. The only thing I'm robbing is the snack cupboard.
June 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
The Pacific Buffet was losing $1 million a year?

It was a government service! It's not designed to make profit. We don't say the police lose $432 million a year. Unlimited BC Ferries chowder is a mental health related expense!
May 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
News: U.S. fugitive psychic says it was 'a mistake' to flee to Toronto for 21 years

Bro, hindsight is not the same as foresight.
May 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Pete Hoekstra is a goof.
May 29, 2025 at 1:50 AM
31° in the suburbs.
May 29, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I’m not a piece of shit, I’m a “one sided lover.” - big brain me after just ONE manosphere podcast.
May 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
17-year-old: dad! Why didn’t you warn me they BOIL SOMEONE ALIVE in the first episode of SHOGUN. I was watching it in the lunch room at school.
May 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Overheard at UBC: “bro! I’ve got like $130 in my bank account and $700 in savings and I don' t get paid again till January.”
May 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
New Hollywood movie remake actually set in Vancouver: Must Love The Smell of Wet Dogs.
May 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
“it’s not perfect on the outside but its beauty is on the inside.” - baker at JJ Bean offering me a free donut on this rainy Monday morning. 🥰
May 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Columbia to Sapperton on the Skytrain takes you right down by the Fraser River. I love it.
May 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Is this a preview of the next season of White lotus?
A man who appeared to be a grieving husband after he found his wife fatally shot at their Georgia business in 2006 was arrested this week and charged in her killing, officials said.
U.S. Man Who Lived Abroad With Family’s Nanny Is Charged in Wife’s Murder
www.nytimes.com
May 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Reposted by Jeremy Baker
Waiting for McDonalds to start serving lunch is a special kind of hell and I am not being dramatic.
May 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The original Star Wars movie opened on this day, 1977 in 34 theatres. None of those theatres were in Vancouver. Our nerf herders would have to wait till June 24th for it to screen at the Vogue on Granville.
May 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Me, every time I see Pierre Poilievre talking politics on TV.
May 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
These immersive experiential marketing gimmicks are getting a little out of hand. A woman in Argentina brought her daughter to see Final Destination: Bloodlines and part of ceiling collapsed on them!

What if she saved her daughter from sure death? Is this the prequel for the next movie?
May 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Tonight is prom night! Did you remember to get her a corsage?
May 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Big brain marketing

Pat's King of Steaks in South Philadelphia is considered the birthplace of the iconic Philly Cheesesteak sandwich.
May 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I had an old car when I was a kid. It used to break down all the time. One time I was so frustrated I started smashing the block with hammer, and it fired back up. I do that with my current Honda and the dealership mechanic is all, "you've voided your warranty!"
May 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
If you release Quatchi from his stasis they'll be hungry and go on a rampage! - Jeremy
When I decided to travel the world with a Quatchi my best friend bought me, I found a surplus one (the market was flooded with unsold Olympics stuff by 2014) and this guy has been in storage unopened for 15 years now.
May 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Don’t know if it was the KFC I had for lunch or the litre of Mountain Dew I washed it down with, but this 45-year-old’s tummy is reenacting the French Revolution inside me right now. Owie.
May 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Shakira concert attendees were potentially exposed to measles at her MetLife Stadium concert the other day. That is wild. Shakira is able to headline stadiums still wow.
May 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I like to listen to sad quiet music really loud.
May 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM