Joel Draper
@jepdraper.bsky.social
Maker of games. Creator of things. If I’m not talking about tech and games, sometimes I talk about sports or politics.
As someone who doesn’t really follow rugby, is Owen Farrell on the bench because he’s coming back from injury, or does his dad just hate his guts? 😂
July 10, 2025 at 8:52 AM
As someone who doesn’t really follow rugby, is Owen Farrell on the bench because he’s coming back from injury, or does his dad just hate his guts? 😂
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I love how their Error Messages still say Twitter.
May 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I love how their Error Messages still say Twitter.
Officially reached Unc status. 💀
(Actually paid the £20 fee to watch the boxing)
(Actually paid the £20 fee to watch the boxing)
April 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Officially reached Unc status. 💀
(Actually paid the £20 fee to watch the boxing)
(Actually paid the £20 fee to watch the boxing)
I had a ‘girlfriend’, things were going really, really well. She stopped replying to my messages. When I tried to FaceTime her, the call failed. Today she blocked my number and insta.
All of this without communicating what is wrong.
Urgh.
All of this without communicating what is wrong.
Urgh.
April 21, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I had a ‘girlfriend’, things were going really, really well. She stopped replying to my messages. When I tried to FaceTime her, the call failed. Today she blocked my number and insta.
All of this without communicating what is wrong.
Urgh.
All of this without communicating what is wrong.
Urgh.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
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I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
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I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
April 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
I hate Twitter now.
The first episode of Adolescence got a bit tough to watch at times.
It brought back all my memories related to knife crime growing up. Stuff like Danny O’Shea, or the people at my school that either were victims, or knew victims.
It brought back all my memories related to knife crime growing up. Stuff like Danny O’Shea, or the people at my school that either were victims, or knew victims.
March 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The first episode of Adolescence got a bit tough to watch at times.
It brought back all my memories related to knife crime growing up. Stuff like Danny O’Shea, or the people at my school that either were victims, or knew victims.
It brought back all my memories related to knife crime growing up. Stuff like Danny O’Shea, or the people at my school that either were victims, or knew victims.
Follow Friday’s just came up in Facebook my memories (my tweets used to post to Facebook) and do you remember when Twitter was a fun community and not a hate filled cesspit?
March 20, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Follow Friday’s just came up in Facebook my memories (my tweets used to post to Facebook) and do you remember when Twitter was a fun community and not a hate filled cesspit?
The saga ends tomorrow. 👀👀
I’m probably more anxious about the outcome than the person involved. But oh well…
I’m probably more anxious about the outcome than the person involved. But oh well…
Shits gone south at work, so if anyone needs me I shall be screaming into a pillow.
March 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The saga ends tomorrow. 👀👀
I’m probably more anxious about the outcome than the person involved. But oh well…
I’m probably more anxious about the outcome than the person involved. But oh well…
This ended up just breaking me, I’m not going to lie.
If I disappear off the face of the earth for a week, I’m fine. I’ve just got a lot of shit going on right now.
If I disappear off the face of the earth for a week, I’m fine. I’ve just got a lot of shit going on right now.
Shits gone south at work, so if anyone needs me I shall be screaming into a pillow.
February 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This ended up just breaking me, I’m not going to lie.
If I disappear off the face of the earth for a week, I’m fine. I’ve just got a lot of shit going on right now.
If I disappear off the face of the earth for a week, I’m fine. I’ve just got a lot of shit going on right now.
Shits gone south at work, so if anyone needs me I shall be screaming into a pillow.
January 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Shits gone south at work, so if anyone needs me I shall be screaming into a pillow.
If there’s a third Heathrow runway, do airlines buy more aeroplanes?
Does that mean they need more games?
Asking for a friend.
Does that mean they need more games?
Asking for a friend.
January 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
If there’s a third Heathrow runway, do airlines buy more aeroplanes?
Does that mean they need more games?
Asking for a friend.
Does that mean they need more games?
Asking for a friend.
It’s still absolutely wild to me that we don’t have a sponsor.
It’s been like…4 years? Right?
Including the time where our shirt sponsor was our own owner. #CFC
It’s been like…4 years? Right?
Including the time where our shirt sponsor was our own owner. #CFC
January 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
It’s still absolutely wild to me that we don’t have a sponsor.
It’s been like…4 years? Right?
Including the time where our shirt sponsor was our own owner. #CFC
It’s been like…4 years? Right?
Including the time where our shirt sponsor was our own owner. #CFC
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I follow various politicians I hardline don’t agree with because as they’re important ones, i.e. Presidents or Prime Ministers, it’s important to stay informed about what they post.
I follow Elon Musk for a similar reason.
He makes it SO hard for me not to put my head through a wall.
I follow Elon Musk for a similar reason.
He makes it SO hard for me not to put my head through a wall.
January 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I follow various politicians I hardline don’t agree with because as they’re important ones, i.e. Presidents or Prime Ministers, it’s important to stay informed about what they post.
I follow Elon Musk for a similar reason.
He makes it SO hard for me not to put my head through a wall.
I follow Elon Musk for a similar reason.
He makes it SO hard for me not to put my head through a wall.
Instagram too.
Ffs.
Ffs.
Facebook now forces you to watch ads before you can continue scrolling.
January 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Instagram too.
Ffs.
Ffs.
When you move house, you have to use up all the shit at the back of the fridge.
Today I’m eating a ham, cheese, branston pickle and Serrano chilli sandwich.
Today I’m eating a ham, cheese, branston pickle and Serrano chilli sandwich.
January 22, 2025 at 1:35 PM
When you move house, you have to use up all the shit at the back of the fridge.
Today I’m eating a ham, cheese, branston pickle and Serrano chilli sandwich.
Today I’m eating a ham, cheese, branston pickle and Serrano chilli sandwich.
Facebook now forces you to watch ads before you can continue scrolling.
January 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Facebook now forces you to watch ads before you can continue scrolling.
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You’re all about to be gaslit about that Nazi salute and I’m begging you to spend no time on it. You know what you saw.
January 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You’re all about to be gaslit about that Nazi salute and I’m begging you to spend no time on it. You know what you saw.
I slept through Trump’s first inauguration because I was sick.
On the day of his second, I slept horribly and feel awful.
Am I allergic to Donald Trump?
On the day of his second, I slept horribly and feel awful.
Am I allergic to Donald Trump?
January 20, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I slept through Trump’s first inauguration because I was sick.
On the day of his second, I slept horribly and feel awful.
Am I allergic to Donald Trump?
On the day of his second, I slept horribly and feel awful.
Am I allergic to Donald Trump?
My favourite part of translating anything in to English is when it teaches you new English words.
Today’s new word - Vicissitude
“a change of circumstances or fortune, typically one that is unwelcome or unpleasant.”
Today’s new word - Vicissitude
“a change of circumstances or fortune, typically one that is unwelcome or unpleasant.”
January 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
My favourite part of translating anything in to English is when it teaches you new English words.
Today’s new word - Vicissitude
“a change of circumstances or fortune, typically one that is unwelcome or unpleasant.”
Today’s new word - Vicissitude
“a change of circumstances or fortune, typically one that is unwelcome or unpleasant.”
What the fuck?
David Lynch died.
I’m genuinely in shock about that.
Awful, awful news.
David Lynch died.
I’m genuinely in shock about that.
Awful, awful news.
January 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
What the fuck?
David Lynch died.
I’m genuinely in shock about that.
Awful, awful news.
David Lynch died.
I’m genuinely in shock about that.
Awful, awful news.
So what are we Switching 2? #NintendoSwitch2
January 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
So what are we Switching 2? #NintendoSwitch2
We have a new hire start tomorrow, and I’m awkward AF around new people.
Had a breakdown on Monday, and the way it manifested itself meant I started work then immediately went home so they’re going to question my welfare also.
Love that for me. 🥰
Had a breakdown on Monday, and the way it manifested itself meant I started work then immediately went home so they’re going to question my welfare also.
Love that for me. 🥰
January 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
We have a new hire start tomorrow, and I’m awkward AF around new people.
Had a breakdown on Monday, and the way it manifested itself meant I started work then immediately went home so they’re going to question my welfare also.
Love that for me. 🥰
Had a breakdown on Monday, and the way it manifested itself meant I started work then immediately went home so they’re going to question my welfare also.
Love that for me. 🥰