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jen larsen
@jentothefoo.bsky.social
queer, nonbinary, neurowhimsical | reader, writer, active avoider of arithmetic | wrote a few books, realized publishing and anxiety are comorbid, sticking with fan fiction | recovering American in Vancouver | flirting is my love language
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Strange Horizons will have 3 FICTION SUBMISSION WINDOWS in 2025.

General
April 16th
with a 1,000 story cap

Novelette (10k to 18k words)
June 4th
with a 300 story cap

Indigenous Authors
November 3rd
with a 500 story cap

Submission windows will begin at 9am UTC and end when we reach the cap.
March 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
stunning book, stunning art. sometimes i love the world
Meeting @amalelmohtar.com tonight was absolutely magical!!! As promised here is the progress on my magnum opus crochet blanket (and a bonus of my cat)
March 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Calling it DEI Savings Time so they'll finally end this thing.
March 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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A quick resistance task:
1. Google Gulf of Mexico
2. “Gulf of America" is the top
3. Click on the three little dots to the right of it
4. Select "Send Feedback"
5. Click on "Gulf Of America"
6. Select "Inaccurate content"
7. Select "Incorrect" and type in "The correct name is “Gulf of Mexico"
February 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
every time i try to learn how to knit i have visions like this in my head, but my efforts inevitably, eternally only lead to a lumpy wad of fraying string and a mountain of sadness

(if you want your own sweater and can knit like a champ, i salute you, and the pattern is here: tinyurl.com/3n7z95xt)
February 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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The Lakota People's Law Project's 2025 Decolonized Reading List. There is so much to choose from here.

lakotalaw.org/news/2025-01...
Lakota Law's 2025 Decolonized Reading List
This "Top 25 for 2025" list of nonfiction books focuses on a variety of topics, including BIPOC-centered histories of Native America, resistance movements, and the decolonizing work of reconnecting us...
lakotalaw.org
February 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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There is still beauty in this world
Judge rules that Black church in DC, which won a $2.8 million default judgment against the Proud Boys, now gains control over the trademark “Proud Boys.” The far-right group is barred from selling any related merchandise or symbols without the consent of the church. Gift link:
Proud Boys Lose Control of Their Name to a Black Church They Vandalized (Gift Article)
A judge awarded the trademarked name and symbols to a Washington church to help satisfy a $2.8 million judgment against the far-right group.
www.nytimes.com
February 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
it was just me and another guy at yoga so the instructor just stretched us into pretzels and then sent us home cured. how do i chase this feeling (less pain)??
February 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
can you put dirty potatoes in the dishwasher, no reason just wondering
February 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Was thinking about how weird it was to grow up queer in the 80s. No role models, nowhere to buy rainbow booty shorts, didn’t know why I wanted Gillian Anderson to step on me
February 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I have never been menaced by a goose AMA
February 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
just recorded a macro + assigned a keyboard shortcut which solved 92% of my frustration in re: an enragingly frequent work-flavored task and i would just like some applause, maybe a cookie, maybe 2 who knows let's see where the day and my dubious ability to Can in the best of circumstances takes us
January 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
IN THE PAST 2 DAYS, 4 applications i use all day AND my goddamn macOS all booted up their bullshit AI assistants and now i get a "would you like help with this [task]" every time i do something and i can't turn it off and i am going to smash my laptop against the wall and go die in the woods i stfg
January 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
i pretend i do not see
January 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
i'm credited as "Staff Writer" on 99% of my work articles, but occasionally my boss gives me a byline for event coverage. which is always lovely! but i only find out she's done it when i suddenly get hosed down by a blast of very hopeful, so very irrelvant emails from public relations folks
January 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
just signed my audible renewal for Stranger Here. it is a 7-11 hotdog worth of cold hard cash (maybe half a dozen and a slurpee in Canadian dollars) but it is such a joy that the book keeps on keeping on its small little way
January 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
dropped the puppy off at her new daycare this morning and met a frenchie there named Jean Claude, so that’s my day sorted
January 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I drive just fast enough to be of the firm opinion that songs should not be permitted to have police sirens in them
January 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
One of my firm, foundational beliefs: I am too dumb to learn how to knit (ask me how I know wait don’t, it still burns)
January 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM