jenstormalves
@jenstormalves.bsky.social
Dog lover, marathoner, cybersecurity professional. LocSec/President of San Francisco Regional Mensa. She/her.
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Awesome!
January 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Awesome!
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Just doesn’t get better than this. 🔥❤️❤️❤️
You’re the US Marines band at the White House and Mavis Staples 👑 walks into the room so you start playing "I’ll Take You There" and this happens👇
December 24, 2024 at 10:26 PM
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So I am writing the following to the Attorney General:
In order to ensure the balance between the OLC's constitutional interpretation that a president cannot be encumbered in fulfilling his duties, AND that no man is above the law, I am asking you to release the full Special Counsel Report. 10/
In order to ensure the balance between the OLC's constitutional interpretation that a president cannot be encumbered in fulfilling his duties, AND that no man is above the law, I am asking you to release the full Special Counsel Report. 10/
December 1, 2024 at 12:50 AM
So I am writing the following to the Attorney General:
In order to ensure the balance between the OLC's constitutional interpretation that a president cannot be encumbered in fulfilling his duties, AND that no man is above the law, I am asking you to release the full Special Counsel Report. 10/
In order to ensure the balance between the OLC's constitutional interpretation that a president cannot be encumbered in fulfilling his duties, AND that no man is above the law, I am asking you to release the full Special Counsel Report. 10/
well. This outrage over President Biden pardoning his son is just... so unexpected. </s>
December 2, 2024 at 6:13 PM
well. This outrage over President Biden pardoning his son is just... so unexpected. </s>
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The lack of self-awareness is almost impressive.
December 2, 2024 at 4:22 AM
The lack of self-awareness is almost impressive.
100%
I’m looking forward to all the manufactured outrage from the right, worried that President Biden’s pardon will… clear a path for Hunter to one day become ambassador to France, I guess?
December 2, 2024 at 3:10 PM
100%
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Shocked, I tell you.
December 2, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Shocked, I tell you.
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December 1, 2024 at 11:23 PM
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BREAKING: Hunter Biden just released a statement after being pardoned by President Joe Biden and it’s worth a read. Very well written and the right decision!
December 2, 2024 at 3:04 PM
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Readying myself to thank all of the chuds who voted away veterans’ benefits. This is despicable.
Insane article. The vast majority of this increase is because we were exposed to burn pits in Iraq and Afghanistan. It’s our generation’s agent orange.
As a burn pit veteran myself, the economist is absolutely wrong here. My guess is there were no burn pit vets on the board that wrote this
As a burn pit veteran myself, the economist is absolutely wrong here. My guess is there were no burn pit vets on the board that wrote this
December 1, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Readying myself to thank all of the chuds who voted away veterans’ benefits. This is despicable.
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Sprinkle a bit of North Korea on top and this is on point.
Well they say a picture is worth a thousand words, this is spot on. Do not obey in advance!
November 30, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Sprinkle a bit of North Korea on top and this is on point.
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A terrific theory that pairs well with the Economist's terrific and terrifying chart of Musk's tweeting.
November 29, 2024 at 9:37 AM
A terrific theory that pairs well with the Economist's terrific and terrifying chart of Musk's tweeting.
What, nobody saw this coming?????
November 27, 2024 at 3:40 PM
What, nobody saw this coming?????
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Not that anyone’s going to do anything about it, but it might be good to remember that, as an adjudicated oath-breaking insurrectionist, Mr.Trump is constitutionally disqualified under Sec. 3 of 14th Am from taking the oath as president on 1/20/25 unless 2/3 of both houses lift the disqualification
November 25, 2024 at 11:46 AM
Not that anyone’s going to do anything about it, but it might be good to remember that, as an adjudicated oath-breaking insurrectionist, Mr.Trump is constitutionally disqualified under Sec. 3 of 14th Am from taking the oath as president on 1/20/25 unless 2/3 of both houses lift the disqualification
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Getting his cases dismissed does NOT exonerate Trump from his criminal culpability for January 6th.
November 26, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Getting his cases dismissed does NOT exonerate Trump from his criminal culpability for January 6th.
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If you voted out the incumbent because you thought grocery prices were too high, I got some bad news from you.
For example, 90% of our avocados come from Mexico. Guac is REALLY gonna cost extra
www.cnbc.com/2024/08/17/w...
For example, 90% of our avocados come from Mexico. Guac is REALLY gonna cost extra
www.cnbc.com/2024/08/17/w...
Why 90% of the U.S. avocado supply comes from Mexico
Avocados' popularity has skyrocketed in the U.S. thanks to Mexico, which provides nearly 90% of U.S. avocado supply. Can the U.S. ever catch up?
www.cnbc.com
November 26, 2024 at 1:21 AM
If you voted out the incumbent because you thought grocery prices were too high, I got some bad news from you.
For example, 90% of our avocados come from Mexico. Guac is REALLY gonna cost extra
www.cnbc.com/2024/08/17/w...
For example, 90% of our avocados come from Mexico. Guac is REALLY gonna cost extra
www.cnbc.com/2024/08/17/w...
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This explains a lot. Parochialism of American worldview is straight outta 19th century. We couldn't find another map from couple years ago showing percentage of people who were born and died at same ZIP code clusters - suggesting that they have never moved in their lives.🤷🏻♂️
November 26, 2024 at 11:11 AM
This explains a lot. Parochialism of American worldview is straight outta 19th century. We couldn't find another map from couple years ago showing percentage of people who were born and died at same ZIP code clusters - suggesting that they have never moved in their lives.🤷🏻♂️
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People who voted for Trump because they want lower prices are in for sticker shock.
November 20, 2024 at 4:33 AM
People who voted for Trump because they want lower prices are in for sticker shock.
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Yes. Sue. Gum up the works however we can.
Just a bit off topic but it still matters, I hope. A mandate is a legally binding word. DEMS CAN SUE
November 20, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Yes. Sue. Gum up the works however we can.
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Riding that train
High on cocaine
High on cocaine
November 20, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Riding that train
High on cocaine
High on cocaine
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