New year, new Jens Erik
@jenserik.bsky.social
He/him | Power Rangers & TMNT stan, moderately ok MTG player | Passionate about nerdy stuff | Works closely to video games | Just this guy, y'know?
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🧵 Dear men, let's rap a bit. More often than not, I see men talk about using condoms like it's a chore, a burden, like "chewing caramel with the wrapping on it". Women would like us to use them, but some of you don't.
This is a shame, because condoms are great! Let's get into it:
This is a shame, because condoms are great! Let's get into it:
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Explanation Of Board Game Rules Peppered With Reassurances That It Will Be Fun https://theonion.com/explanation-of-board-game-rules-peppered-with-reassuran-1819579569/
January 21, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Explanation Of Board Game Rules Peppered With Reassurances That It Will Be Fun https://theonion.com/explanation-of-board-game-rules-peppered-with-reassuran-1819579569/
I believe 100% that Trump did not write this themselves, that someone probably had to wrest his Truth Social login from his cold, almost dead hands.
Trump: "Based upon a very productive meeting I had with Mark Rutte, we have formed the framework of a future deal with respect to Greenland and, in fact, the entire Arctic Region. This solution, if consummated, will be a great one... Based upon this understanding, I will not be imposing the Tariffs"
January 21, 2026 at 7:51 PM
I believe 100% that Trump did not write this themselves, that someone probably had to wrest his Truth Social login from his cold, almost dead hands.
Er det noen der ute som har brukt nettbutikken "Max Gaming" til å kjøpe dataspill eller konsoller? Er de til å stole på?
January 21, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Er det noen der ute som har brukt nettbutikken "Max Gaming" til å kjøpe dataspill eller konsoller? Er de til å stole på?
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The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass soundtrack featuring 80 tracks is now streaming on Nintendo Music: https://www.rpgsite.net/news/19395-the-legend-of-zelda-phantom-hourglass-soundtrack-streaming-full-playlist-nintendo-music
January 20, 2026 at 7:28 PM
The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass soundtrack featuring 80 tracks is now streaming on Nintendo Music: https://www.rpgsite.net/news/19395-the-legend-of-zelda-phantom-hourglass-soundtrack-streaming-full-playlist-nintendo-music
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There's a 'yet' in there unsaid
OpenAI says ads will not influence ChatGPT’s responses, and that it won’t sell user data to advertisers. www.wired.com/story/openai...
Ads Are Coming to ChatGPT. Here’s How They’ll Work
OpenAI says ads will not influence ChatGPT’s responses, and that it won’t sell user data to advertisers.
www.wired.com
January 16, 2026 at 6:30 PM
There's a 'yet' in there unsaid
As predicted, I got stomped 😅 played 2HG with a friend who's fairly new so our synergies weren't the best, but oh well. I had fun!
Lorwyn Eclipsed Prerelease starts tomorrow and I've gotten really hyped for this set in the past few weeks. I can't wait to get absolutely crushed at the prerelease 😅
(Also, Secrets of Strixhaven comes out in 3 months' time and I am dying to see more from it)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-Ap...
(Also, Secrets of Strixhaven comes out in 3 months' time and I am dying to see more from it)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-Ap...
The Complete Guide To Lorwyn Eclipsed Prerelease! Magic: The Gathering Deck Building
YouTube video by Tolarian Community College
www.youtube.com
January 16, 2026 at 8:22 PM
As predicted, I got stomped 😅 played 2HG with a friend who's fairly new so our synergies weren't the best, but oh well. I had fun!
January 16, 2026 at 8:29 AM
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wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage
January 15, 2026 at 1:47 PM
wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
January 15, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
Lorwyn Eclipsed Prerelease starts tomorrow and I've gotten really hyped for this set in the past few weeks. I can't wait to get absolutely crushed at the prerelease 😅
(Also, Secrets of Strixhaven comes out in 3 months' time and I am dying to see more from it)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-Ap...
(Also, Secrets of Strixhaven comes out in 3 months' time and I am dying to see more from it)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-Ap...
The Complete Guide To Lorwyn Eclipsed Prerelease! Magic: The Gathering Deck Building
YouTube video by Tolarian Community College
www.youtube.com
January 15, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Lorwyn Eclipsed Prerelease starts tomorrow and I've gotten really hyped for this set in the past few weeks. I can't wait to get absolutely crushed at the prerelease 😅
(Also, Secrets of Strixhaven comes out in 3 months' time and I am dying to see more from it)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-Ap...
(Also, Secrets of Strixhaven comes out in 3 months' time and I am dying to see more from it)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-Ap...
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For folks who like podcasts, and also have no idea what the deal is-Er, was-with the Dilbert guy? Behind the Bastards has you covered.
Part One: How The Dilbert Guy Lost His Mind | BEHIND THE BASTARDS
YouTube video by Behind the Bastards
youtu.be
January 13, 2026 at 6:34 PM
For folks who like podcasts, and also have no idea what the deal is-Er, was-with the Dilbert guy? Behind the Bastards has you covered.
Well, I know what I'm asking for for my birthday this year
Serebii Picture: Box of the LEGO Pokémon Venusaur, Charizard, & Blastoise set (72153)
www.serebii.net
www.serebii.net
January 12, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Well, I know what I'm asking for for my birthday this year
The Nobel Peace Prize Committee is alternating between kicking themselves and going "Oh god, what have we done"
people will say “he will not literally post on truth social that this lady runs venezuela now after she gives him the physical nobel peace prize” and I am here to tell you that is absolutely in play and is in fact a likely outcome
I thought Trump would never get the Nobel Peace Prize. He's about to prove me wrong!
January 9, 2026 at 8:37 AM
The Nobel Peace Prize Committee is alternating between kicking themselves and going "Oh god, what have we done"
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For No Reason in Particular Here’s a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis
For No Reason in Particular Here's a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis - Hard Drive
The Nazis are the most despicable scum to ever walk the face of the earth. Thankfully they were defeated in World War... Get the full story
hard-drive.net
January 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
For No Reason in Particular Here’s a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis
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Elon Musk has done what all other social media platform owners dream of: a fully AI integrated platform where the AI feature is embraced by the users.
All he had to do was cater to pedophile nazis.
All he had to do was cater to pedophile nazis.
BREAKING: X’s chatbot Grok isn’t just making AI porn deepfakes, it’s now making Nazi AI porn deepfakes, undressing women and showing them wearing “swastika bikinis”. Many of these women are Jewish, including a recently deceased Holocaust survivor.
Elon Musk’s “Grok” is undressing women and showing them in swastika bikinis
One woman targeted is a Jewish Holocaust survivor
decoherence.media
January 8, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Elon Musk has done what all other social media platform owners dream of: a fully AI integrated platform where the AI feature is embraced by the users.
All he had to do was cater to pedophile nazis.
All he had to do was cater to pedophile nazis.
Elon Musk has done what all other social media platform owners dream of: a fully AI integrated platform where the AI feature is embraced by the users.
All he had to do was cater to pedophile nazis.
All he had to do was cater to pedophile nazis.
BREAKING: X’s chatbot Grok isn’t just making AI porn deepfakes, it’s now making Nazi AI porn deepfakes, undressing women and showing them wearing “swastika bikinis”. Many of these women are Jewish, including a recently deceased Holocaust survivor.
Elon Musk’s “Grok” is undressing women and showing them in swastika bikinis
One woman targeted is a Jewish Holocaust survivor
decoherence.media
January 8, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Elon Musk has done what all other social media platform owners dream of: a fully AI integrated platform where the AI feature is embraced by the users.
All he had to do was cater to pedophile nazis.
All he had to do was cater to pedophile nazis.
Ibuprofen? More like ibu-PROFANE, amirite?
January 5, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Ibuprofen? More like ibu-PROFANE, amirite?
Built one of my Christmas presents tonight and this was a really fun build! Watching it come together was great 😁
The fact that the buttons even feel functional is an incredible little bonus
The fact that the buttons even feel functional is an incredible little bonus
January 4, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Built one of my Christmas presents tonight and this was a really fun build! Watching it come together was great 😁
The fact that the buttons even feel functional is an incredible little bonus
The fact that the buttons even feel functional is an incredible little bonus
As I'm going to bed to the sounds of my neighbours' NYE party, I'm realising that I really miss house parties.
I wish I had a big space that I could use to host parties for lots of people.
I wish I had a big space that I could use to host parties for lots of people.
January 1, 2026 at 1:08 AM
As I'm going to bed to the sounds of my neighbours' NYE party, I'm realising that I really miss house parties.
I wish I had a big space that I could use to host parties for lots of people.
I wish I had a big space that I could use to host parties for lots of people.
'Tis the season!
a man is sitting in a chair with his mouth open and says `` happy new year '' .
Alt: a man is sitting in a chair with his mouth open and says `` happy new year '' .
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
'Tis the season!
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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
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Good morning. Something not being explicitly explained to you on screen does not mean it is a plot hole, stop watching YouTube reviewers who tell you otherwise
December 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Good morning. Something not being explicitly explained to you on screen does not mean it is a plot hole, stop watching YouTube reviewers who tell you otherwise